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This whole subreddit. (imgur.com)

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[–]MrUncreativeMan 67 points68 points ago

You know, sign, if you are a cop you have to tell me.

[–]jrblast 31 points32 points ago

For the record, that's actually not true. It might be different in different places, but generally they don't have to tell you shit.

[–]BCP27 15 points16 points ago

Yeah, I never understood while people believed that. That law wouldn't make any sense whatsoever.

It wasn't until I read an article about how it wasn't true that I realized people that cops had to say they were cops. I thought movie criminals were just retarded.

[–]aku42 18 points19 points ago

I wouldn't be surprised if an undercover cop made that up: "Hey man, 'you a cop?" "Nah, dude, I'd have to tell you if I was" "Really?" "Yeah it entrapment or something, I'm totally not a cop" "uh, ok, wanna buy some coke?"

[–]BCP27 19 points20 points ago

Breaking Bad season 2 has a bit like this. One of the junkies slinging crystal for Jessie thinks that a guy is a cop, but the guy convinces him he isn't by saying he isn't. If I'm a cop, I have to tell you I'm a cop, it's in the constitution.

Yeah....the guy was totally a cop and Badger got busted.

[–]jrblast 7 points8 points ago

Thanks for spoiling it for me, jerk!

[–]BCP27 18 points19 points ago

I spoiled a minor plot point that has no significance!

Seppuku is the only option.

[–]Bandit1379 3 points4 points ago

You better not tell him whats buried in the front yard. You'll completely ruin that episode for him!

[–]Demented_Hedgehog 4 points5 points ago

Or the bacon rocket, that is central to plot development later in the season.

[–]LuxNocte 0 points1 point ago

Post pics after you do it.

[–]BCP27 1 point2 points ago

I'll relegate that duty to my second.

[–]TheyCallMeStone 0 points1 point ago

Because they saw "Blow".

[–]Kibekt 1 point2 points ago

It wasn't until I read an article about how it wasn't true that I realized people that cops had to say they were cops.

I realized people that cops had to say they were cops.

I think you accidentally a word.

[–]BCP27 0 points1 point ago

There is supposed to be the word thought in between people and that.

[–]TheFobb 4 points5 points ago

This is true. I saw it on Breaking Bad.

[–]RockHardRetard[!] 6 points7 points ago

Poor, poor Badger.

[–]TheFobb 2 points3 points ago

Will he ever be able to trust anyone again?

[–]usernamenottakenwooh 53 points54 points ago

Lisa: Dad, you can't drive! The officer has your license!

Homer puts keys into ignition

Homer: Oh my god it worked! It's a miracle!

[–]Jesuishunter 43 points44 points ago

"The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer available."

Not sure if picture actually got deleted or if this is some genius at work.

[–]NULLACCOUNT[S] 41 points42 points ago

I wish I was that smart. Maybe try this one? http://i.imgur.com/mSHi8.jpg

[–]SolomonGomes 21 points22 points ago

This whole subreddit [fixed]:

Skinner: "Lisa, what are you rebelling against?"

Lisa: "Whaddya got?"

[–]dissonancerock 12 points13 points ago

We can't touch it! It's behind a velvet rope! A velvet rope...

[–]bananabm 5 points6 points ago

i've always wondered who comments on imgur uploads

[–]vgxmaster 2 points3 points ago

I wonder just this very thing! They even have a COMMUNITY and MEMES.

I mean...woah.

[–]AndroGhost 2 points3 points ago

so accurate..

[–]jackdapogo 1 point2 points ago

First World Anarchists.

[–]CWagner 0 points1 point ago

Yeah well, fuck the rules! Even the implicit ones! We are hardcore like that! Over here.

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