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What couples do when they're alone at home (i.imgur.com)

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[–]mleemin 686 points687 points ago

I initially thought they were fornicating.

[–]falousco 353 points354 points ago

It's from the video of a pretty damn nice, catchy hip hop track by Wax called Rosana. All of the scenes do this thing of making it look like sex and then it's something mundane. Oh, and the girl in the video is outrageously sexy so enjoy.

[–]hinduguru 120 points121 points ago

well I hope you have a great day

[–]falousco 25 points26 points ago

Already had one after being reminded of that video and watching it again, oh how I wish for a mamasita of my own!

[–]Alexxandros 33 points34 points ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes Wax. I don't think many of my friends listen to him.

[–]Bewbtube 13 points14 points ago

You can change that by making them listen, thats usually how I get mine to stop listening to the hot 100 all day.

[–]zuulthedestroyer 2 points3 points ago

I usually show them "Pictures of you"

[–]cyrusaf 0 points1 point ago

That's how all my friends got into wax. We were like, oh my god... we totally jerk off to pictures of girls on facebook, wut? LETS RAP ABOUT IT!!

[–]zuulthedestroyer 1 point2 points ago

Wax ain't got no shame.

[–]joewaffle1 0 points1 point ago

The hot 100 is almost always crap. Thank god for Youtube.

[–]Jibbs74 6 points7 points ago

just show them Wax. No one can deny wax

[–]TheBlazingHead 3 points4 points ago

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[–]MustMan 2 points3 points ago

I love his acoustic stuff. And I showed my friend "Pictures of you" and it's his new favorite song.

[–]maia2210 2 points3 points ago

after watching Rosana I couldn't stop watching Wax videos. I found a new love

[–]DKTim 1 point2 points ago

I played Rosana at work, and everyone loved it. Wax is now on our playlists!

[–]Seanjohn2800 0 points1 point ago

Everything went better than expected, I'm sure

[–]bigwax 16 points17 points ago

this is my time to shine

[–]SandRider 0 points1 point ago

You need to be buffed repeatedly though.

[–]Tanbobman5 -2 points-1 points ago

If only it was you

[–]mabonuob 67 points68 points ago

Lol at the top comments:

This porno has too much music

I feel like i have to delete my browser history after watching this.

[–]Bryz_ 24 points25 points ago

I saw them too.

[–]TheJumpingBean 12 points13 points ago

I didn't.

[–]FuckTheUnions 2 points3 points ago

Sounds interesting.

[–]falousco 0 points1 point ago

Wax is an interadesting sound, for sure.

[–]NahSoR 0 points1 point ago

came for this. was not disappointed

[–]studmuffffffin 1 point2 points ago

Well that was an enjoyable 4 minutes.

[–]arubyrubrub 1 point2 points ago

Well that escalated quickly

[–]TheGoddamBatman 0 points1 point ago

s/Well/Boy/g

[–]Abuschang 0 points1 point ago

Melissa Soria is the girl.

[–]PrometheusGodDude 0 points1 point ago

Finally on Amazon too.

[–]diskdragon 1 point2 points ago

Way too catchy

[–]GLG2012 0 points1 point ago

The only song ive heard by wax, but i love his style!

[–]FratDaddy69 0 points1 point ago

Check out his youtube page, him and his twin brother use it, he has a bunch of good songs and he was recently signed by Def Jam.

[–]GLG2012 0 points1 point ago

Will do!

[–]DrCockter 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! This is actually a really catchy song!

[–]mini_lily 0 points1 point ago

This song's actually pretty catchy...

[–]bozzwtf 0 points1 point ago

something something gods work something

[–]nanomagnetic 1 point2 points ago

I initially thought it was going to be a bait-and-switch where fornicating was the bait and something mundane was the switch.

[–]Dragodot 119 points120 points ago

Goddamnit I love Wax

[–]pinkybones 13 points14 points ago

http://youtu.be/IW_ZnjSfjEI

[–]rane3737 11 points12 points ago

especially his video tags

[–]evilpretzel 5 points6 points ago

youtube has been removing his tags.

[–]Im_not_pedobear 1 point2 points ago

what were they?

[–]evilpretzel 3 points4 points ago

they were usually super obscene things. I can't remember anything from memory, but it was usually something like "putting broken glass in your urethra then jerking off so the blood and semen mixes together then you go around and make people swallow the bloody cum". stuff like that.

[–]bearsaremean 1 point2 points ago

Hell yeah! I love seeing Wax get some attention

[–]aerno 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was him

[–]Tanbobman5 -1 points0 points ago

His songs are so chill, I listen to Two Wheels everyday on my way to work

[–]savvytabby 1 point2 points ago

Wax is the shiiiittt

[–]benj1623 146 points147 points ago

source

[–]TotyW 19 points20 points ago

It's way better with the mariachi's.

[–]Sleepy_One 9 points10 points ago

Suddenly... trumpets!

[–]killtasticfever 4 points5 points ago

Bring in the dancing midgets?

[–]themidgethunter 0 points1 point ago

Yes, yes. Bring them in, I'll be waiting.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 71 points72 points ago

Thanks dude, you are a pretty cool guy.

[–]Albaek 46 points47 points ago

That's a strong compliment coming from someone this narcissistic.

[–]shotmode 7 points8 points ago

I like the "This porno has too much music" comment.

[–]headfullofuselessnes 7 points8 points ago

That was sure fun. 10/10 would watch again.

[–]JewBoySandler 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing this on the front page about a month ago or so. This guys really funny.

[–]Guacamole_Soldier 0 points1 point ago

This is great. Thanks.

[–]professorpan 1 point2 points ago

NSFW

[–]JakeCameraAction 1 point2 points ago

A playboy video with no nudity. That's odd.

[–]professorpan 4 points5 points ago

Definitely NSFW

[–]HerpDeDerpy 50 points51 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/a9TPO.png

[–]The_Batman_44 13 points14 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/4N7jQ.jpg

[–]The_Painted_Man 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/7u7cd.gif

[–]zants 1 point2 points ago

I haven't seen that one before O_o

http://i.imgur.com/EyBQ8.gif

[–]The_Painted_Man 5 points6 points ago

I have the weirdest boner...

[–]CoreyWillis 17 points18 points ago

You left out the best part! The Mariachi Band!

[–]headfullofuselessnes 8 points9 points ago

They played my wedding and wedding reception years ago - absolutely the best. Nobody parties like Mexicans.

[–]TheTheoryJackBuilt 11 points12 points ago

As a Mexican that barely woke up because I was partying until 3am last night. I can verify your statement.

[–]redditorforthemoment 36 points37 points ago

"Yeah, harder, harder, you're so dirty, you like that, huh, DO YOU?"

"There, the coffee table is finally clean."

[–]blackfuse 15 points16 points ago

You're welcome. (NSFW)

[–]WilliamRedfield 7 points8 points ago

Always seen it posted, but not many people mention that she's a playboy model, complete with nude shots. Several even.

[–]Psicrow 46 points47 points ago

Not only a repost x 5, but you forgot the FUCKING MARIACHI BAND

[–]krusader42 -2 points-1 points ago

But why would that mariachi band play if it only appears that they're fucking?

[–]TheBlazingHead 8 points9 points ago

Oh shit, big wax made the front page. EVERYONE WHO LIKES GOOD MUSIC, REALLY NEEDS TO CHECK OUT THIS GUY. His website is www.waxdotcom.com

[–]TKrios 6 points7 points ago

I LOVE this music video.

Anyone have the link?

[–]pippx 9 points10 points ago

Sauce.

[–]E_Towns_Finest 10 points11 points ago

It's rosana by wax

[–]gypsygirl76 3 points4 points ago

Wish this happened in my house.

[–]Demoorelizer 5 points6 points ago

Hey it's Wax!

[–]Emmanuell89 2 points3 points ago

atleast wait a few days , this was just posted a while a go , and the song of the source is great, been hearing it for quite a while now

[–]Luminox 1 point2 points ago

From 2 parents with 2 children and full time jobs.... This is very true.

[–]Corrupted_Planet 9 points10 points ago

I read the title as 'what cousins do when they're alone at home'

[–]joea62484 35 points36 points ago

Damn it George Michael

[–]brad_harless2010 8 points9 points ago

They're just "bunkin' cousins."

[–]Naserume 3 points4 points ago

Melissa Soria. You're welcome.

[–]Raped_By_Evil -1 points0 points ago

God's work. You're doing it.

[–]puddingclub 2 points3 points ago

As a married man, I can attest to the 5 inch heels. A must when scrubbing the coffee table.

[–]UNEification 2 points3 points ago

Rosana, freaky lil mama...

[–]schwiz 2 points3 points ago

Shit I wish I could get my wife to do that with me.

[–]twisted_sith 2 points3 points ago

I just moved in with my girlfriend and you reminded me I need to pledge these Fucking tables.

[–]pjism 2 points3 points ago

WHATS MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME?!?!

[–]Jofuzz 2 points3 points ago

Riskiest click i've made today

[–]Alchu 2 points3 points ago

Yeeepp yep

[–]risklight 1 point2 points ago

every week i see this being reposted

[–]MadCarrot 0 points1 point ago

a repost of a repost of a repost, shame

[–]That1guyusee 0 points1 point ago

They repost things?

[–]AidanHU4L 0 points1 point ago

I smell repost...

[–]MadMaxToo 1 point2 points ago

This is the REAL domestic porn!

[–]LuLSac 0 points1 point ago

Well that escalated quickly.

[–]macks89 1 point2 points ago

WAX IS THE MAN!

[–]Garciae 0 points1 point ago

I guess they were literally waxing the kitchen the table and the floor

[–]laffman 0 points1 point ago

They are home alone yet there is at least 2 other people there.. the person holding the camera and the person who pushes the other camera into the shot like a tard!

[–]Jibbs74 0 points1 point ago

Weird, I happen to be listening to this song right now.

[–]ehspeed 0 points1 point ago

i was doing exactly this. my girlfriend died laughing. thank you OP

[–]LucasTJ[!] 1 point2 points ago

WAX!

[–]JTyler82 0 points1 point ago

Actually, we sleep

[–]Alpinestarhero 0 points1 point ago

Oh god yeah....buffing and shit, man i love it when its all finally shiny and glazed

[–]soajao 0 points1 point ago

came to find a link to the original video... was not disappointed

[–]Vide_Cor_Meum 1 point2 points ago

BIG WAX!!!!

[–]bigwax 4 points5 points ago

yes?

[–]sm0kie420 1 point2 points ago

That's exactly what I did this morning, oh god I'm getting old...

[–]acosbyswater 1 point2 points ago

this is true but I will add that most ladies wanna bone in a clean house (whereas anytime, anywhere is just fine for most men) so get on it, it'll pay out later

[–]shoebox180 1 point2 points ago

How does the porn evolve if they're both maids?

[–]jatts7 0 points1 point ago

Ah, married life.

[–]equalos 0 points1 point ago

YOU THOUGHT

[–]4Ender 0 points1 point ago

Woot

[–]this_much_is_clear -1 points0 points ago

She's too hot for him. This much is clear.

[–]zdiggler -1 points0 points ago

I send mine upstair so I can look at reddit and /b/

[–]Sirus2788 1 point2 points ago

Big WAX!!!

[–]Guacamole_Soldier 1 point2 points ago

On Sundays we clean.

The rest of the week, we fuck.

[–]Kaziel_Urelius 1 point2 points ago

Pictures for science

[–]ajbags26 0 points1 point ago

Everything about this made me smile

[–]Ukaei 0 points1 point ago

Highly in appropriate.

[–]dlos22 0 points1 point ago

Haha awesome best one I've seen today ;)

So true!!!

[–]JeriS94 0 points1 point ago

BO BO EIII

[–]sanfranman 0 points1 point ago

Came here to downboat anyone whining about the lack of an NSFW tag

[–]MrAlexBradley 0 points1 point ago

Sauce?

[–]chu2screwed 1 point2 points ago

"Rosana freaky lil mama she be tryna fuck all day"

[–]MisterxRager 0 points1 point ago

i just updated my status, it says big wax is the motha fucking badest

[–]hillelm666 0 points1 point ago

check the top comment on the video. ha.

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]raen89 0 points1 point ago

What couples do when they have guests coming over in 10 minutes.

[–]OldBreed4816 0 points1 point ago

Screw it, I'm fapping anyway.

[–]MBTP 0 points1 point ago

REEEEEEEEPOST ! Saw this the other day.

[–]Alivegeek 0 points1 point ago

Up vote for big wax!

[–]Alivegeek 0 points1 point ago

What's my motherfuckin name!

[–]brittlerattle 0 points1 point ago

that was cruel i had my boner ready and going

[–]metalsatch 1 point2 points ago

WAX!

[–]Waff1es 0 points1 point ago

What I believe couples do when they're alone at home.

[–]HappySoviet 0 points1 point ago

I think a laughed way to hard at this

[–]Katzcradle18 0 points1 point ago

Wax is a funny dude. I enjoy his music.

[–]Grackie_Chan 0 points1 point ago

wax!

[–]FrederikGuld1 0 points1 point ago

Wax !

[–]PlasticKiwi 0 points1 point ago

FIFY: What married couples do when they're alone at home.

[–]ReverendDexter 1 point2 points ago

Being part of a couple, I saw that not coming.

[–]scorpion990 1 point2 points ago

NWS. My boss just chopped my hands off.

[–]pinkybones 5 points6 points ago

HOW DID YOU TYPE THIS?!

[–]GVP 4 points5 points ago

With his boner.

[–]zants 2 points3 points ago

Let me draw that for you

[–]mmakkar 1 point2 points ago

Did anybody else notice that the guy was using a Swiffer?

[–]ComeShotMcGee -1 points0 points ago

This is starting to get old.

[–]pokemontrainerjoey 1 point2 points ago

I try to avoid saying it. But holy shit this is such a repost ahhhh!!!!

[–]WallyAliRedditor -1 points0 points ago

Today's risky click goes to ding ding ding

Dirkdiggler7678!

[–]Elgebar -4 points-3 points ago

This gif has been posted ~100,000,000 times this summer.

[–]platypus_bear 1 point2 points ago

so? there are still plenty of people who hadn't seen it

[–]pigwhisperer 6 points7 points ago

This is the first time I've seen it

[–]Johnny1098 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0aRb4rAq0I Np perverts

[–]fondupot 0 points1 point ago

catchy.

[–]Procrasturbator11235 -2 points-1 points ago

I wouldn't know :'( #foreveralone

[–]TilDuh -1 points0 points ago

This is gonna be a once a week thing now?

[–]shinndigg 0 points1 point ago

It is, with great sadness, that I can confirm this.

[–]Smileylol -4 points-3 points ago

Apparently this chick is playboy model Melissa Marie.

[–]Tmeesseman -4 points-3 points ago

This idea was stolen from the movie Baseketball. There's a scene where the chick appears to be getting nailed from behind and then you find out she's laying carpet.

[–]Gold_blooded 3 points4 points ago

stolen huh?

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