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[–]veryoriginal78 130 points131 points ago

I loved this. I wish I could be around to see Andromeda in our night sky. That would be phenomenal!

[–]Jord-UK 165 points166 points ago

Yeah, :/ I wish I was immortal just so I could simply observe. Not rule or try to gain power, just observe and live to see how shit becomes

[–]WishboneTheDog 70 points71 points ago

It hurts every time something like this reminds me just how horribly short our lives are.

I want to see and know all of it, instead I get a grain of sand on a beach.

[–]back_at_ya 11 points12 points ago

Am I the only one who is really, really glad that I'm not going to be alive to see this frightening reality materialize? I like the Earth the way it is, and the only thing that can console me when I hear this is its fate is to think that at least I'll be long dead when it happens, so as far as my mind is concerned, it will be forever green, wet, and beautiful

[–]youreaqueerosexual 4 points5 points ago

Well you see, some would say that is being ethnocentric.

[–]back_at_ya 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that word means what you think it means...

[–]youreaqueerosexual 5 points6 points ago

"Evaluating other peoples and cultures according to the standards of one's own culture."

How do you know you like the earth green, wet, beautiful. You've never lived elsewhere.

[–]back_at_ya 2 points3 points ago

Oh, I see what your line of thinking there. Well, because a green and wet environment is what is comfortable and necessary for my species. But since I am the species that I am, and I need that to live, I don't feel bad about looking at the Earth from this bio-centric point of view

[–]UncleTogie 1 point2 points ago

By that time, I'd hope we'd have moved to greener pastures.

[–]LGTDBN 0 points1 point ago

Unless something fundamentally changes about the known laws of physics we are never getting out of our solar system.

[–]sprkng 85 points86 points ago

I read somewhere that we perceive time relative to how long we have lived, i.e. for a child a summer feels like an eternity while a whole year goes way too fast when you get older. So when you're thousands of years old, people around you would be born and die from old age in the blink of an eye. Eventually you would stop trying to get to know people as they kept dying. You would probably take more interest in reading, learning and studying, while missing important events and advances in the rest of society. Evolution continues to change humanity while you stay the same. After some time you would be a well-read cave man, without anyone to share your knowledge, your emotions, and your time with. The loneliest person in the world.

[–]Notsoseriousone 46 points47 points ago

This goes off the assumption that there would be only one. The universe never only does things once, save begin and end.

[–]ruderabbit 37 points38 points ago

And maybe not even those.

[–]standish_ 7 points8 points ago

Exactly. It's beautiful.

[–]The_Serious_Account 24 points25 points ago

Pass the joint.

[–]mmariner 8 points9 points ago

There can be only one.

[–]nostradumba55 9 points10 points ago

Then you smoke weed and everything slows down to a crawl. Just like if you travel to a new country, or go to live in a new city.

It hasn't anything to do with how long we've lived, just how much interest we take in our surroundings. Which in our lavish, non-challenging, and predictable type of lifestyle, isn't very often.

[–]thehughjackman 13 points14 points ago

this is why doctor who is so appealing, I think. to be able to see a person like him that has lived so long care about the world. i love it for that reason.

[–]k2cougar 11 points12 points ago

You would like "The Man from Earth" then. Its a movie where a college professor decides to tell his colleagues that he is actually a 14,000 year old caveman who never ages. Its pretty entertaining if you can handle some terrible jokes. I recommend smoking before.

[–]WishboneTheDog 3 points4 points ago

I still wish I had the choice.

[–]N4KED_TURTLE 3 points4 points ago

[–]123Flannel 9 points10 points ago

Lucky for you some Russian scientists say that immortality will be possible by 2045. There was a thread about it in, I think it was, r/worldnews just the other day.

[–]Abedeus 23 points24 points ago

Scientists always say that tomorrow will be in T-L years, where T is average lifespan and L is their current age.

So a 30 year old will say "Future will be within 40 years."

50 year old will say "Future will be within 20 years".

An 80 year old will say "Future will be tomorrow by 9PM."

Courtesy of SMBC.

[–]What_Was_My_Password 11 points12 points ago

How can immortality possibly be a good thing? Think of the consequences!

[–]jizzsoup2 44 points45 points ago

Like forgetting your password?

[–]filbert227 7 points8 points ago

Not sure if you were trying to be facetious or not since that kind of thing is hard to portray over text, but if you aren't...

You should read the article. It's not the conventional immortality we would expect. These guys are talking about keeping our brains alive in a machine we can control.

Edit: Article in question - http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2012/07/human-immortality-could-be-possible-by-2045-say-russian-scientists.html

[–]What_Was_My_Password 6 points7 points ago

No, being serious. I feel that if we were to develop immortality, at least in the conventional sense, we would have to stop reproducing in order to maintain some kind of sustainability, but then again, we're immortal... it hurts my head to think about. I don't think it would be a fun existence at all. Like heaven, it just feels painful to think about.

[–]imbored53 19 points20 points ago

Well, its pretty simple really. We would just move out into dark space where there is plenty of room to expand. Then, every 50,000 years we return to the galaxy to exterminate all advanced biological civilizations to prevent them from turning into us.

[–]NotDickRhino 27 points28 points ago

Just pray to the lord. I am 762 years old!

[–]BlackJesus420 6 points7 points ago

But you can! The galaxy Andromeda is nearly 5 times as wide as a full moon in the night sky and is faintly visible with just the naked eye. Invest in a good telescope and you could see more.

[–]TruePimp 4 points5 points ago

[–]ftc08 237 points238 points ago

Somebody with more geology knowledge than me might know otherwise.

This is flawed. The mid-atlantic ridge is a divergent boundary, and it is very unlikely that the Americas will collide with Africa. The Americas will more likely smash into Asia and Australia, though it will take an extremely long time to do so.

[–]TheRockDoctor 159 points160 points ago

Geologist here. Good comment. You're correct in that the mid-Atlantic ridge is a divergent boundary. And for the next 50-100 millions years, the Atlantic will expand and the Americas and Africa will be further apart.

However, it is thought that this expansion will seize ~100 million years from now. The mid-Atlantic ridge (currently the active spreading zone) will ultimately be subducted under the east coast of North America. A transition will begin where the main spreading zone is in the Pacific, forcing North America and Africa together, and resulting in the new super-continent by ~250 million years.

Of course, nobody knows the future, so these are merely educated projections done by the sorts of people who enjoy being experts in geodynamics. One such person is Christopher Scotese, who has assembled the best reconstructions and projections of past and future tectonic configurations as part of his PaleoMap Project (www.scotese.com). The map in this gif came from that website. If you have a few minutes to spare, check it out, you just might be amazed.

[–]LazarouMonkeyTerror 11 points12 points ago

Hurrah for Science!

[–]KStreetFighter2 1 point2 points ago

This is also assuming that during all of that time humans haven't found a way to control plate tectonics.

[–]captainwhitetrash 18 points19 points ago

Also, from what I've read, it'll be 800 million years for the sun to be too bright for photosynthesis--making Earth uninhabitable. Depressing fact.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future

[–]imabigsofty 15 points16 points ago

That's 800 million years from now. We got time don't worry we will probably think of something.

[–]imbored53 19 points20 points ago

We'll have either long since killed ourselves off, or we will have developed the technology required to reach other solar systems. Either way, it won't matter.

[–]Irongooglybob 93 points94 points ago

You are correct, the Atlantic is getting bigger while the Pacific is getting smaller.

[–]youreaqueerosexual 189 points190 points ago

NO YOURE WRONG!

The super continent PANGEA WILL REUNITE IN FULL STRENGTH TO FORM THE MEGAZORD ONE LAST TIME!

[–]mcloving_81 31 points32 points ago

Do you think the Dinosaurs will come back?

[–]h-v-smacker 25 points26 points ago

For sure! The foretold second coming of Raptor Jesus!

[–]donedamndoing 20 points21 points ago

[–]svullenballe 13 points14 points ago

Don't waste time on the heathens! They will be crushed between the continents in time.

[–]Elided_Ego 7 points8 points ago

One theory posits that there will be a point when this trend shifts back in the opposite direction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangaea_Ultima

According to the theory:

"About 150 million years from now, the Atlantic ocean is predicted to stop widening and begin to shrink because a bit of the Atlantic Ocean mid-ridge will have been subducted. In this scenario, a mid-ocean ridge between South America and Africa will probably be subducted first, the Atlantic Ocean is predicted to have narrowed as a result of subduction beneath the Americas. The Indian Ocean is also predicted to be smaller due to northward subduction of oceanic crust into the Central Indian trench. North and South America may be pushed back southeast, and southern Africa would almost hit equator and have reached the Northern hemisphere. Australia may join back to Antarctica, meeting the South Pole.

When the last bit of the Mid-Atlantic spreading ridge is subducted beneath the Americas, the Atlantic Ocean is predicted to rapidly close with a new Pangaea forming.

At 250 million years in the future, the Atlantic and Indian oceans are predicted to have closed. North America is predicted to have already collided with Africa, but be in a more southerly position than where it rifted. South America is predicted to be wrapped around the southern tip of Africa, with Patagonia in contact with Indonesia, enclosing a remnant of the Indian Ocean (called the Indo-Atlantic Ocean). Antarctica would then once again be at the South Pole and the Pacific will have grown wider, encircling half the Earth."

Contrary theories that posit that there will be no shrinking of the atlantic:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amasia_(continent) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novopangea

[–]Nocturnhabeo 10 points11 points ago

I already posted but also Africa isn't (it is apparently) moving otwards towards Europe and Asia is it is moving perpendicular to them.

edit: because this is a fail post and apparently I was wrong about which direction Africa is moving.

[–]enfdude 52 points53 points ago

after billions of years Redditors are still virgins.

[–]ludwig99 33 points34 points ago

Are you saying that you're a virgin?

[–]svullenballe 26 points27 points ago

Hadn't even thought of that. Everyone that makes the virgin redditor joke is also admitting to being a virgin.

[–]Havokk 5 points6 points ago

As oceanic crust becomes older it becomes colder and denser. As it become denser it will being to sink back into the mantle. you will never find oceanic crust older than 180 million years old due to this.

continental crust has a density of about 2.7 g/cm3 oceanic crust has a density of about 2.9 g/cm3 Mantle density is approximately 3.4-4.3 g/cm3

The lighter continental crust will remain afloat on top of a sea of denser mantle material

FYI the Atlantic ocean has already closed up once before. The Appalachia mountains are evidence of this past event and at one time were far larger than the Rocky mountains.

here is a great diagram of how the oceanic crust thickens over time as it moves away from its origin.

http://www.earth.northwestern.edu/people/seth/202/new_2004/wilson_cycle.html

Lets not get into mantle plums, convection currents and the thermal death of the earth (same thing that lead to Mars's death) which will occur well before the death of the sun

It is a combination of the physics behind density changes, differences, convection currents, slab drag and pull...etc that contribute to plate tectonic.

-Geological Oceanographer

[–]brainflakes 4 points5 points ago

Actually the graphics used are based on University of Texas research, from the wiki on Pangea Ultima:

In the Pangaea Ultima scenario, subduction at the western Atlantic, east of the Americas, leads to the subduction of the Atlantic mid-ocean ridge followed by subduction destroying the Atlantic oceanic basin, causing the Atlantic Ocean to close, bringing the Americas back together with Africa and Europe.

[–]Funski33 17 points18 points ago

Came here waiting to see this reply. I stopped watching the gif as soon as I noticed how they were representing the tectonic plates shifting.

EDIT: Glad to see this made it to the top, had to scroll for quite a while when I first looked.

[–]Deanobeast 14 points15 points ago

YEP - GEOLOGY, someone has taken a geological history book and taken it progression not past movement - the atlantic ridge EXPANDS. AFRICA AND the AMERICAS used to fit together which is why they resemble two half's of a puzzel piece. Hilariously enough eventually Russia and America/Canada will collide.

Reddit will pick-up a spelling mistake a mile off but misinformation is just fine

[–]davidlaskin 23 points24 points ago

To be fair, most people are educated in spelling and its principles; very few are studied in plate tectonics.

[–]Skrim 4 points5 points ago

Reddit will pick-up a spelling mistake a mile off but misinformation is just fine

You are saying this in a thread specifically pointing out the error. Does that make you feel a little bit stupid?

[–]SweetNeo85 1 point2 points ago

He's hardly even the first.

[–]AmbiguousStatement 3 points4 points ago

Yes, thank you, this bothered me as well. Part of the support for continental drift theories came from the fact that certain landmasses--like South America and Africa--fit together suspiciously well. They wouldn't collide, they broke apart and are continuing to separate. (My condolences to Hawaii and their eventual crushing.)

Makes me question the accuracy of claims made in the rest of the gif. Can anyone verify if it's roughly accurate or not?

[–]ThagaSa 87 points88 points ago

Actual YTMND with awesome Total Recall music: http://thefutureofourworld.ytmnd.com/

[–]Rare303 15 points16 points ago

no other way to experience it, imo.

upvote for you.

[–]I_am_a_Wumbologist 21 points22 points ago

The style made me think of this

[–]kjmitch 11 points12 points ago

Screw you, I just accidentally rebooted.

[–]ManicOppressive 21 points22 points ago

Just confirmed with an Astronomy PhD. Andromeda's collision would almost certainly have no direct effect on our (or most other) solar systems, and in fact odds are that very few stars would pass close enough to each other, in the whole entire mess, to screw with any star systems. Being flung off into empty space is a very real possibility, but also doesn't strictly MATTER much, since we don't rely on any stars besides our own.

[–]Harnellas 168 points169 points ago

The clock is ticking, quit photographing ridiculous things your cats do and get us off this rock now, assholes!

[–]steersnqueers 67 points68 points ago

If NASA would hire me I'd get right on that

[–]Traniz 53 points54 points ago

You mean so you can take photos of alien cats?

[–]steersnqueers 10 points11 points ago

It's what man has dreamed of, ever since he first gazed up at the stars in wonder

[–]necroblze 39 points40 points ago

You mean to are can grammar good

[–]Traniz 5 points6 points ago

The SwiftKey3 auto correction made it hard to actually correct it since it was so messed up.

[–]mszegedy 2 points3 points ago

The solution is Multivac.

[–]Rafen325 35 points36 points ago

This is depressing and uplifting at the same time. Not to mention it raises numerous possibilities for the past and our future. Is it possible that maybe there was another planet out there revolving a white dwarf today that all this already happened to? And if so, did they expand to other solar systems and galaxies or did they just die out? Or are they a kind of life form we couldn't even comprehend? I guess our generation will never know.

[–]JonJacobJingleheimer 32 points33 points ago

My single greatest regret, if you can call it that, is that I won't be around long enough to have my questions answered, or to know what future generations will hopefully have discovered.

[–]Rafen325 24 points25 points ago

I feel the same way. I guess there's that one part of me that wishes there was an afterlife to overlook the world or even to just be able to see the world after death for billions of years.

[–]mrthbrd 43 points44 points ago

Basically, I just wish we could start spectating after we die. Fly around as an invisible, intangible ghost, preferably with spectator chat. There is so much shit to see.

[–]Rafen325 19 points20 points ago

Exactly what I want.

[–]swaglikemine 0 points1 point ago

May be spectator afterlife reddit.

[–]FUCK_WIZARD 12 points13 points ago

The afterlife would be so fucking crowded man, imagine Disney world but with hundreds of billions of people, fuck that.

[–]Z_delenda_est 14 points15 points ago

Well, that's quite simple to solve. All you have to do is keep in good health, and not die.

[–]JonJacobJingleheimer 11 points12 points ago

Duly noted. I'll let you know how that second part goes.

[–]Z_delenda_est 2 points3 points ago

I'm following the above plan myself. (So far, so good!) A larger sample size is always better, though.

[–]teuast 2 points3 points ago

I'm a bit torn between this version of events and being glad that I don't have to worry about escaping a dying planet. Of course, that secondary viewpoint isn't going to score me any points, but hear me out: It means I can try to work on the solution without the pressure of needing it.

[–]January28th 2 points3 points ago

I think it's statistically reasonable to say that there were many planets that had the exact thing already happen to. I would think that some managed to survive, while many did not.

The only thing we know for certain is that no knowledge is beyond comprehension. We can move to another planet with enough progress, but will we? Someday will a child learn from his parents not only their nationality, but also their home planet?

I hope so.

[–]sparkorse 1 point2 points ago

not likely, assuming the universe is 13 or 14 billion years old, and most stars live up to 10 billion. Our universe is still in it's infancy, old enough to speak but too young to comprehend.

[–]KirkUnit 18 points19 points ago

Timescales like this make me wonder...

  • Did life evolve hundreds of millions of years ago on Mars (as it is smaller and therefore cooled faster), with intelligent life eventually developing technology, then confirming that no life was possible on overheated Earth? Only to die before they developed the ability to escape before Mars became uninhabitable to them?

  • Hundreds of millions of years from now, will the increase in solar radiation jump start evolution on Europa (or Titan), eventually with civilizations capable of observing the solar system - who assume intelligent life never had a chance so close to the red sun?

[–]everflow 8 points9 points ago

Maybe life originally came to Earth via microbes left by the Martians' exploring vehicles. Maybe the reason life on Europa or Titan is going to exist is because in the future we are going to leave microbes with our exploring vehicles by accident.

[–]LazarouMonkeyTerror 2 points3 points ago

I would say that if Europa and Titan turn out to be lifeless then we have an obligation to design lifeforms that could live there. Galactic Panspermia, a noble legacy we could leave to the Universe.

[–]brainflakes 4 points5 points ago

Did life evolve hundreds of millions of years ago on Mars (as it is smaller and therefore cooled faster), with intelligent life eventually developing technology

Seems unlikely, it took around 3 billion years just for multicellular life to evolve on earth, with another billion years between that and humans arising, while Mars may only have been habitable for around 1 billion years

[–]Satans_Jewels 317 points318 points ago

...And then came half life 3.

[–]into_the_mist 73 points74 points ago

Please, by this time GabeN has traveled to another galaxy where people are amazed by the original half life. This way he can start is nerd strip tease all over...

[–]squall86drk 48 points49 points ago

what if it's already happened?

[–]tdn 26 points27 points ago

The Half-Life series is an autobiography.

[–]thehughjackman 11 points12 points ago

THAT IS NOW CANON. seriously though, that'd be brilliant.

[–]conundrumx 2 points3 points ago

All of this has happened before...

[–]fritzenkraut 6 points7 points ago

great. now lambdageneration.com has another great story: "release date for hl3 leaked"

[–]kjmitch 12 points13 points ago

"Good news: we know when the game will be released. Bad news: access to the beta will only be available to those who solve the problem of how to prevent the heat death of the universe."

[–]MrHappyMan 12 points13 points ago

If you haven't read it already.

A fantastic short story.

[–]Patrickfoster 10 points11 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/G2I8x.jpg

This is Wikipedia, and it's says that all life on earth will end in 800,000,000 years because C4 production will stop. Also, I think someone said a while ago (on reddit) that the two galaxies colliding would be like throwing two handfuls of sand at each other, so actual collision would be unlikely.

Edit: multicellular life will be dead in 800 million years

[–]Gr1pp717 2 points3 points ago

why do neither of these include http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geomagnetic_reversal ? Its likely to happen soon and is likely have an extreme impact on our society.
also, love how the wiki article figures that in 500,000 years we may not have the ability to divert an asteroid ....

[–]PalermoJohn 1 point2 points ago

I also heard that they will probably pass through without too much collision, but how is throwing sand a good analogy? There are lots and lots of collisions in that scenario.

[–]headless_bourgeoisie 1 point2 points ago

So this joke isn't old yet, huh? Good to know.

[–]jimkimrim333 12 points13 points ago

The only thing I hate about my life, is being born so early on in human history and not being able to live to see how mankind will progress in the future and what our future holds. So sad.

[–]FacinatedByMagic 5 points6 points ago

I think everyone feels this at various moments in their lives. I've always been a little bit opposite in this, because I've always been in awe of the early years (0-1850's), I wouldn't mind having been born in them. But when you think about all the things we have today, and all the things that are being made today for tomorrow, here and now isn't so bad.

[–]yb0t 3 points4 points ago

Better than being born like.. any other time in human history though I think. At least we've got internet and cool phones now.

[–]ChristianCat 1 point2 points ago

Thats so very stupid, dont you think they will think exactly like you in the future too?

[–]kilolb 22 points23 points ago

If we do find a solution for immortality in my lifetime, I wonder how many years I could get through before being tired of it all.

[–]Ray57 65 points66 points ago

Until all our links are purple, and all our posts are reposts.

[–]Chinesefoodmode 16 points17 points ago

dude... slow claps

[–]TehBrettster 15 points16 points ago

Solution of immortality, I think you mean.

Solutions FOR immortality have been around for a long time. There are tons of fun ways to die!

[–]mrthbrd 10 points11 points ago

Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

[–]notyourbroguy 13 points14 points ago

That's so insane, I wish we could just know how many other civilizations are out there too, or have been, or will come to be. So many god damn unanswered questions. Fun to explore your mind and consider possibilities though.

[–]Vanisaris 9 points10 points ago

This was oddly depressing...

[–]Blurry2k 1 point2 points ago

Somehow, for two different reasons, at least for me. It's depressing to think of all the things we are going to miss out on since we don't live long enough. And it's depressing all life and the earth itself will come to an end, no matter what. Even if we manage to escape from the earth, humanity will find its end. Only black space and nothingness will be left at some time in the distant future, spanning the entire universe, probably forever. This has been bothering me for years, but most of the time, I can block it out.

Why am I wasting my time in an office right now? It all seems so incredibly pointless.

[–]dargendarg 20 points21 points ago

As a slower than average reader, I approve of this gif.

[–]user2196 9 points10 points ago

As an average reader who's seen this .gif before, I really wish it was in a slideshow or something where I could control the pace.

[–]Fantonald 4 points5 points ago

Yes dammit, this would be so much better as just a slideshow. Reading at our own pace, with the possibility to go back to previous slides. Things like this just isn't meant for gifs.

[–]fezzuk 31 points32 points ago

i should probably spend less time on reddit thinking about it.

[–]Coryshepard117 34 points35 points ago

Agreed. Depressing.

[–]jingowatt 2 points3 points ago

probably?

[–]RichardBehiel 8 points9 points ago

You have to keep in mind that even if we survive a few million more years, we'll likely be an entirely different species by then. Not like a lizard or a fungus or one of those strange animals that live on the Jersey Shore, but rather... well, I don't know. Some sort of humanoid... thing.

In fact, it's entirely possible that we'll lose our intelligence somewhere down the evolutionary timescale. It's all about making babies, in the end, and if modern culture is any indication of future human reproductive patterns, intelligence does not necessarily make one prolific (the Idiocracy principle). If we see just a bit of a negative intelligence shift per generation, the long term results could be catastrophic. Anyways, just throwing in my two cents.

tl;dr: Humans don't stand a chance.

[–]lilacbear 2 points3 points ago

This is nice to wake up to.

[–]LoveAndCraft 36 points37 points ago

This is actually uplifting. Make the most of today, folks. It's all ya got.

[–]Jamesanova 22 points23 points ago

This depressed me.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 28 points29 points ago

Not to me. Just reminded me of how short and pointless my life is. I get 80 years and that's it. I miss out on the billions of years afterwards. All these cool things will happen after I'm dead, when I no longer exist.

[–]sparkorse 13 points14 points ago

you would probably want to kill yourself of boredom waiting for events like this to happen. The human mind wasn't meant to withstand such longevity, or understand it

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 8 points9 points ago

That's just how people talk themselves in to believing that immortality is a curse. TV shows, movies, and literature pretty much always feature that message and plot point whenever a character lives forever.

[–]pseudohim 5 points6 points ago

Look at it this way. You had the fortune to be born into a period of human history where medicine, transportation, entertainment, and food distribution had progressed to such a level that you can literally just drive down the street for anything your heart could desire.

It could be a lot worse. Sure, we don't have flying cars and jetpacks. I can't go on a Venusian vacation.

But we have the Internet. Video games. Penicillin and the polio vaccine. Cold Guinness. And motherfuckin' Five Guys Burgers.

That's better than 99% of history, right there.

[–]CorporateImperialism 8 points9 points ago

Bu-bu..but what about heaven?

[–]Nyanthrax 24 points25 points ago

Heaven isn't real, Timmy.

[–]OversizedBucket 2 points3 points ago

It just made me wonder what the point of any struggle is when one day, all life everywhere will cease to exist. How depressing...

[–]MrChestOfDrawers 9 points10 points ago

I dont know why, but while this post excited and intrigued me, it completely and utterly terrified me at the same time...

[–]sparkworks 1 point2 points ago

Because you imagined a place without you or anyone you know in it. And since its so far out, there's just nothing grounded in our logic of thinking. It be no different than showing someone 10k years ago what's happening now. Not knowing is one way to be scared of it. Knowing things that can't be comprehended is also another way.

[–]DiscoOnDeathrow 7 points8 points ago

The Atlantic isn't closing though, the Pacific is.

[–]sadsquash 5 points6 points ago

The frame that mentions Andromeda brightening our night sky is inaccurate, I believe. I watched a video featuring someone much smarter than me that mentioned this specific event earlier today. Lemme see if i can find it...

Edit: Found it!

[–]albion100 5 points6 points ago

THAT'S ONE SUPERCONT-NENT UNDER GOD Y'HEAR?

[–]hobaggg 5 points6 points ago

Equal parts awe-inspiring and depressing.

[–]Chrissoup[!] 68 points69 points ago

Why the hell is this in /r/atheism and not /r/science?

[–]trance_addict 47 points48 points ago

because /r/science is for scientific articles and papers. It would get deleted by the mods.

not that it belongs here...

[–]Trydent2 11 points12 points ago

This still has nothing to do with atheist views on religion. That is what this subreddit is for, right?

[–]ShetlandJames 13 points14 points ago

At the end it talks about getting along with each other and not destroying each other -> Atheists often attribute wars and violence to religion -> therefore it could be construed as relevant.

[–]devourke 12 points13 points ago

It's a bit of a stretch. Surely the best fit would be in /r/gifs

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[–]UnholyDemigod 2 points3 points ago

It was in /r/whoadude yesterday

[–]wickedgames 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. I don't see any reason why this .gif is exclusive to atheists. I think /r/atheism can be quite ignorant at times thinking that religious people are against all scientific knowledge and atheists are somehow 'immune' to stupidity. I have plenty of religious friends that would appreciate this .gif and know plenty of atheists who couldn't care less about science.

[–]koavf 1 point2 points ago

/r/science only allows peer-reviewed science. /r/atheism allows absolutely anything.

[–]Turtley 6 points7 points ago

Because a large amount of atheists enjoy stuff that has to do with the universe. Like this.

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[–]Clev3r 7 points8 points ago

I like pancakes.

^ No god mentioned, upvotes please.

[–]v_soma 3 points4 points ago

OP probably didn't have a good reason but there still is one anyway. This view of the universe is a secular one (no judgement day, apocalypse, etc.) so it relates to atheism that way.

[–]jackfate11 -1 points0 points ago

I went through the comment thread upvoting everyone who asked this. It doesn't make sense!

Plus it used the wrong "it's/its" once.

[–]C_IsForCookie 4 points5 points ago

That was amazing. I'm so depressed right now.

[–]lonlycracker 3 points4 points ago

Suddenly I'm really depressed.

[–]spidermoy007 5 points6 points ago

Actually, this can explain why so many people put their faith in a religion. When faced against facts like this, it can be a little depressing trying to accept that we are so insignificant

[–]nic211 3 points4 points ago

being high, i accidentally watched it twice

[–]Hopesy97 4 points5 points ago

Awesome. So in 500 million years you guys are all going to meet up and the rest of us Australian's will only have the penguins to talk to.

[–]Itsthex 9 points10 points ago

Thats a very powerful infographic. It's too bad there are still so many who wouldn't believe this for a second.

[–]JerichoMason 10 points11 points ago

Shouldn't this be in r/science?

[–]mauser5 4 points5 points ago

beautiful.

[–]sunsetter 2 points3 points ago

This reminded me a little of Exit Mundi, a website devoted to various ways the world would end.

[–]sh2248 2 points3 points ago

Shit just got real.

[–]iheartninjas 2 points3 points ago

1036 years later: Episode 3 is released.

[–]masimone 3 points4 points ago

I know I'll be dead in about 60 years but this is still depressing.

[–]resshhin 2 points3 points ago

I hope Pluto gets the last laugh

[–]facebookhadabadipo 2 points3 points ago

This really got to me: if we don't survive our current problems or accidentally destroy ourselves, not only is everybody currently alive going to die, an unimaginable number of people will never even have a chance to live. What a tragic end for humanity...

[–]voxl 3 points4 points ago

Jesus christ. And here I am worrying about a meeting tomorrow.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 2 points3 points ago

It is now safe to turn of your civilization.

[–]MetalMan77 3 points4 points ago

ha! fools! Jebus is going to come and put an end to all this! His Kingdom Come! For He did not plan for it this way.

[–]chironomidae 9 points10 points ago

this gif is really slow, can someone tell me if the last panel is "Half-Life 3 Released"?

[–]jmonsignore 2 points3 points ago

This just makes me sad that i am going to miss a lot of cool shit :<

[–]Maximus93 2 points3 points ago

Relevant Check it out

[–]TeeMoch 2 points3 points ago

So I only gotta live a few million more years to live on Mars? Sweet!

[–]Variable12 1 point2 points ago

I hate being a slow reader...

[–]Qscwdvfg 2 points3 points ago

That was beautiful and terrifying at the same time.

[–]slimmyshady 2 points3 points ago

I found this both awesome and sad at the same time.

[–]koavf -1 points0 points ago

This is not about atheism.

[–]cancerbotX 2 points3 points ago

Our progeny will not be around to see any of this, according to the financial elite transhumanism is our future, apparently within the next fifty years or so they will have their own android/robot like bodies with their brains installed - Dalai Lama supports huge Illuminati program of Avatar-like bio-androids for the world's super-rich

They gave us war, poverty and famine while they have all the technology, nice.

[–]sjpsjpsjp 2 points3 points ago

Spoiled by "intersteller space".

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[–]throwaway-ay-ayyy 2 points3 points ago

It blows my mind that in relation to 7 billion years, 50,000 years is so close; but at the same time, in relation to my own life, it's thousands of generations away from me.

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[–]the_harbing3r 3 points4 points ago

ITT: Proof positive that most of reddit didn't start using the internet until fucking 2010.

Really guys? Really? You're ripping off 7 year old YTMNDs now to whore for karma?

[–]whoissmith 2 points3 points ago

This really doesn't help my fear of dying...

[–]Klexicon 2 points3 points ago

Everything that happened in this image happen long after you die. In all likelyhood there will be very few people from our timeline that will even be remembered by the time this image starts.

I wouldn't worry about dying. Its not like its a situation of "If I can stay alive until 70 then I'll be alive forever!" You die regardless, and you wont know how it will happen.

[–]Ragetricks 0 points1 point ago

Science never seizes to amaze me and frighten me.

[–]FezLightning 4 points5 points ago

Ceases

[–]IndridCipher 2 points3 points ago

its exciting and dissapointing that we have come to live during this time. Humans are just realizing what is actually going on in the universe around us. We're discovering planets around the stars in the night sky. Actively looking for another Earth like planet and with the ability to actually find one, atleast in principle. Probes and satelittes all over our own solar system learning, and searching our own home town. If only our governments and religions here on Earth would put forth the effort they give to fight each other and into the space program.

[–]dbbo 3 points4 points ago

My problem with GIFs as slideshows: if you miss one detail you have to watch the whole thing over. Granted, you could open the file in an image editor and view the layers individually, but that's a little to much work for your audience. Why not just use HTML5: http://slides.html5rocks.com/#landing-slide

[–]SummonerofDoubt 1 point2 points ago

deep...

[–]JoeSage 1 point2 points ago

my only problem with that is that the earths plates would not move closer together, but disperse. They have been for millions of years

[–]jointheredditarmy 0 points1 point ago

What about proton decay????

[–]eat_sleep_code 1 point2 points ago

10/10 would watch again

[–]voteforjello 1 point2 points ago

I'm so glad I only plan on living 2,500 years.

[–]Im_cool_really 0 points1 point ago

So after all the shit Pangaea and Gondwanaland went through to break up, its gonna put its self back together?

This sounds like bad planning if you ask me.

[–]catalingames 1 point2 points ago

Well i am sure that we will invent some kind of planet buster to fuck up Earth way before anything will happen to the sun .I just wish is not going to happen in my lifetime :)

[–]Nocturnhabeo 0 points1 point ago

Africa is splitting away from Asia not moving towards it. Also the Atlantic ocean is splitting wider not shrinking.

[–]i-Poo-in-HD 0 points1 point ago

This post gave me a headache.

[–]erhmagerd3 1 point2 points ago

The most productive thing I did all summer was watch this amazing slide show.

[–]Interphone[!] 0 points1 point ago

Kinda makes me want to support the Immortal Avatar Project so I can be around to watch this... http://www.rt.com/news/prime-time/avatar-russian-scientists-brain-983/

[–]shewalksintomine 1 point2 points ago

I think it boils down to a couple of basic responsibilities we have as intelligent living organisms: spread life, and spread knowledge. If these are our goals, intelligent life will be around for as long as there is energy to sustain it.

[–]reborn8u 0 points1 point ago

Actually, when 2 galaxies collide it's unlikely that any solar systems will actually hit each other. The interaction between the 2 galaxies will be from gravity. The amount of empty space between solar systems makes any colliding unlikely. As the gravity of the galaxies interact, the 2 dance around eventually forming a single galaxy. In this process some stars (and their planets) will be flung out into space, free of the galaxy.