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[–]PJayy 286 points287 points ago

Remember kids. If a stranger gives you drugs, take them and say thank you because drugs are expensive.

[–]zunetoon 140 points141 points ago

Unfortunately, not all strangers are explicatively generous.

[–]draw_art 46 points47 points ago

[–]originalusername2 24 points25 points ago

Jizz, in my nose.

[–]Jizz 17 points18 points ago

Yes sir, right away!

[–]Jenji 4 points5 points ago

For some reason, I read that in Liam Neeson's voice.

[–]Vinator 10 points11 points ago

What...

[–]Bloody_Conspiracies 6 points7 points ago

Are there really people out there that see a bag of powder and think "Oh, this might be drugs, I'd better snort it"?

[–]jefro2293 5 points6 points ago

yes.

[–]zunetoon 0 points1 point ago

Not snort, rather get a quick whiff... a quick whiff of cum powder.

[–]biurb 1 point2 points ago

what other white powders do people stick in tiny ass bags like that and carry around to clubs?

[–]Milsberry -1 points0 points ago

This should be an /r/wtf post.

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[–]ImInYoTrees 29 points30 points ago

It has, trust me; I'm from the internet.

[–]zunetoon 7 points8 points ago

A comment verifies confirmation, this guy checks out.

[–]dubweiser9 0 points1 point ago

check and check.

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 4 points5 points ago

Seems legit

[–]zoeypantalones 1 point2 points ago

My God.

[–]magikaarp 0 points1 point ago

what is glad wrap?

[–]Allikuja 1 point2 points ago

Glad brand plastic wrap. The other common brand is Saran, as in Saran Wrap.

[–]magikaarp 1 point2 points ago

oooohhh, Cling Film.

[–]Allikuja 1 point2 points ago

Yep. All the same thing! :D

[–]zunetoon 1 point2 points ago

clear plastic sheeting.

[–]JFRHorton 0 points1 point ago

I just found a new pastime.

[–]justasian 22 points23 points ago

[–]absurdistfromdigg 2 points3 points ago

DARE - Drugs Are Really Expensive!

[–]wazooasiteverwas 1 point2 points ago

we used excellent or entertaining, but we had cheap drugs.

[–]tru3story 0 points1 point ago

  • Mitt Romney

[–]baculumsucker -3 points-2 points ago

Horrible horrible idea. It's like taking candy from strangers. Don't do it because it's either cops or a pedophile trying to slip you a roofie.

Edit: Haha, seriously? Downvotes for telling kids not to accept drugs from strangers?

[–]Motherfrogger 2 points3 points ago

Why would a pedofile be interested in non children?

[–]danta7 4 points5 points ago

The post baculum replied to started with "remember kids".

[–]Bluedemonfox 32 points33 points ago

Would be a good shirt to wear as a pharmacist.

[–]ImInYoTrees 9 points10 points ago

That's my friends job description on facebook!

He never finished high school :(

[–]Bluedemonfox 0 points1 point ago

So he is not really a pharmacist? :p

[–]jefro2293 1 point2 points ago

i work in one, close enough right?

[–]SkinnyGeorgeLucas 25 points26 points ago

My boss bought me that shirt 2 years ago, and present it to me publically at a restaraunt for our company christmas dinner.

Here's a friend of mine wearing it yesterday http://i.imgur.com/HLVad.jpg.

Throughout my employement, he's given me 3 weed related t-shirts, a weed leaf lei, and a cannabis cookbook (which is actually really nice), among other funny but unrelated things.

[–]WUTBM 14 points15 points ago

I think he knows

[–]SkinnyGeorgeLucas 3 points4 points ago

Here's the second one: http://i.imgur.com/WkXx5.jpg

The third one I can't find right now but it's this one: http://i.imgur.com/fSuCZ.jpg (not my picture but it's the exact shirt)

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar 84 points85 points ago

Seriously, we just have drugs

we're not mean ole' thugs

We just smoke frosty nugs

and give out happy hugs

and talk to stoned bugs

I guess we just.. give no fugs

[–]nateqb12 47 points48 points ago

Is that Snoop Lion's work?

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar 39 points40 points ago

Nah man I just make it up as I go

[–]nateqb12 29 points30 points ago

You have a gift.

[–]Captain_Pooface 30 points31 points ago

So... Two gifts?

[–]Evil_Iowan 19 points20 points ago

Have ALL the gifts!

[–]Real-Life-Reddit 6 points7 points ago

Santa?

[–]nateqb12 7 points8 points ago

What the fuck. Where'd the second one come from?

[–]dubnine 14 points15 points ago

It was a gift.

[–]nateqb12 7 points8 points ago

So... I have a gift.

[–]Allikuja 1 point2 points ago

Two gifts!

[–]draw_art 7 points8 points ago

I have a gift

That's why I get lift

Off the spliff

[–]nateqb12 38 points39 points ago

You have a gift.

[–]ImInYoTrees 9 points10 points ago

/r/trees: the only place where a double post isn't downvoted to eternity :) love you guys

[–]OldHippiehttp://BeyondChronic.com 2 points3 points ago

Nah man it's the caffeine.

[–]Space-Boy 14 points15 points ago

what kinda drugs hombre

[–]asshair 11 points12 points ago

Good ones hombra

[–]rydrig 26 points27 points ago

where can i find this shirt?

[–]ratajewie 15 points16 points ago

That's for women...

[–]asshair 38 points39 points ago

I'd like to nominate you for the most helpful ent of the day award.

[–]RebekahRave 7 points8 points ago

Yes, Asshair, Gargoyle_Cock certainly is a helpful one.

[–]Why-Guy 4 points5 points ago

Couldn't have done it without Gargoyle_Cock

[–]draw_art 21 points22 points ago

What is this? A shirt for women?!

[–]ImInYoTrees 15 points16 points ago

Women don't need those!

[–]xDividedByZer0 0 points1 point ago

Definitely not.

[–]pancakesandsunshine 4 points5 points ago

Wishlisted!!

[–]ST00PKlD 1 point2 points ago

same man, I put it on my Trees list haha

[–]HalfysReddit 5 points6 points ago

tshirthell.com is where it was originally produced, you can probably still find it there.

[–]blackhawk465 26 points27 points ago

D.A.R.E. -- Drugs Are Really Expensive. :(

[–]Immortal_Fishy 9 points10 points ago

Come to California, then. Get a 1/8th of some good good for 30 bucks.

[–]IAmRightListenToMe 2 points3 points ago

Jealousy container reading - "Yup, she's full captain!"

[–]timdaw 0 points1 point ago

Come to SF and get dank ounces for $200. I love it here.

[–]DUELETHERNETbro 10 points11 points ago

how do get robbed in 60 seconds.

[–]ImInYoTrees 7 points8 points ago

Shit, man, where do you live?

[–]rhspiva15 10 points11 points ago

I want this so bad. Please tell where I can buy this. Great post

[–]PimpMasterFlex 8 points9 points ago

drugs+hugs+nugs= happy camper

[–]Royo_ 9 points10 points ago

Haha, a friend of mine has that shirt. Got a lot of response at a DJ Harvey party we went to 2 weeks ago. Thank god we have another friend that actually deals some drugs or all the people approaching us would've been kinda annoying.

[–]DogWHOspeaks 15 points16 points ago

High ho, high ho, its off to party we go! We'll drink an smoke & snort some coke high ho! Yeah thats the last dare thing I remember.

[–]JakeCoffman 5 points6 points ago

every time i go into a Spenser's gifts i have to look for this

[–]zahnno 4 points5 points ago

ANNNDD then there's cops...

[–]Krum_god_of_steel 13 points14 points ago

Hey police, I am going to it really easy on you with this shirt I am wearing.

[–]mrthbrd 8 points9 points ago

I wouldn't wear this in everyday life. I would, however, wear it to music festivals.

[–]therealbgreen 7 points8 points ago

a T-shirt does not warrant probable cause for a search of your person.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

But it will give them incentive to create another probable cause. Being stupid has consequences.

[–]AlasPoorCitizen 3 points4 points ago

Come on man, lighten up. It's a funny shirt.

[–]MrGrax 5 points6 points ago

A shirt I would cherish, but not wear in public.

[–]SemajSemajSemaj 3 points4 points ago

Molly?!

[–]ImInYoTrees 7 points8 points ago

No this is dog

[–]LFC_sandiego 2 points3 points ago

D.A.R.E - Drugs Are Really Essential

[–]FrownedUponPhenom 1 point2 points ago

Drugs Are Really Excellent

FTFY

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[–]TheOrangeLantern 0 points1 point ago

Wut.

[–]Pandalicious 1 point2 points ago

Note: if a guy is walking around a music festival with this shirt on, he's not trying to be funny.

[–]Knubinator 1 point2 points ago

See, that shirt would be enough for me to get hassled by the police on my campus and in town.

[–]paistywhiteboy 1 point2 points ago

I do. :(

[–]chicksdigthelongdisc 1 point2 points ago

I have a hat that says this!!

[–]ionrover2 0 points1 point ago

This cracks me up so bad. haha!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Don't tease. It's my bday tomorrow and I'm dry :(

[–]Tuzzen 0 points1 point ago

I do!

[–]LetsGoBohs 0 points1 point ago

and where can I purchase this shirt?

[–]Godlesskittens 0 points1 point ago

I got this shirt when I was a sophomore and it lead to a drug search by my principal <3

[–]Arkhampatient 0 points1 point ago

My cousin bought this shirt a while back. I still laugh whenever he shows up wearing it.

[–]MosTheBoss 0 points1 point ago

Oh man look at this brand new thing thats never been seen before.

[–]THCTuesdays 0 points1 point ago

I'm quite the fan of D.A.R.E., (drugs are really entertaining).

[–]tmc_throwaway 0 points1 point ago

Where the fuck can I get one of these?

[–]Midicide 0 points1 point ago

Spliff zip bloppity sploof!

[–]SteakNCake 0 points1 point ago

o/

[–]MandibleCrab 0 points1 point ago

man i need to find myself a shirt like that.

[–]pwnyoface 0 points1 point ago

:( I need drugs, looking for a damn job and have to stay clean

[–]WillyVWade 0 points1 point ago

My favourite was one that says...

D.A.R.E to sell drugs to kids?

[–]Allikuja 0 points1 point ago

I like the SSDP version: DARE to prevent the war on drugs.

[–]JoeAconite 0 points1 point ago

"But, Black Dynamite... I sell drugs to the community!"

[–]goodguykones 1 point2 points ago

I get it! Haha such a wicked movie to watch ripped

[–]lovetosuck_donuts 0 points1 point ago

If only it was that easy to find the stuff you want :/

[–]essdoubleU 0 points1 point ago

Ha! I have this shirt. Seriously though.

[–]kypale15 0 points1 point ago

This shirt works incredibly well.

[–]Gothbot6k 0 points1 point ago

I do :( My dealers are dry :(

[–]THC_arsonist 0 points1 point ago

lmao, I was going to read just the thumbnail then I was like "wait, i should be curtious enough to read it properly" glad i did. blaze on!

[–]kfylloyyed 0 points1 point ago

How funny, my best friend has this shirt. A few months ago he was wearing it after work, waiting on his dude to call, and he got pulled over while smoking a bowl. He tossed it out the window, but the cops were very curious about the shirt. He told them it was a joke, and that he used to smoke weed but it interfered with school, so he quit. They searched his car, and let him go.

[–]ChubbyWordsmith 1 point2 points ago

I used to have this shirt. You'd be surprised how often coppers don't stop you while you're wearing it.

[–]therealbgreen 3 points4 points ago

Even if they did stop you, there's nothing they can do. They have no probable cause to search you.

[–]ChubbyWordsmith 8 points9 points ago

Unfortunately not true. I live in the UK where, under anti-terror legislation, the police no longer need to give a reason before searching you.

A.C.A.B.

[–]therealbgreen 5 points6 points ago

Now that's scary. I'm actually quite lucky to be a CanadiEnt I suppose.

[–]ChubbyWordsmith 1 point2 points ago

Canada rules! Aside from Vancouver. Vancouver blows ass monkeys. But the rest of Canada is awesome :)

[–]cartoonheroes 1 point2 points ago

What's wrong with Vancouver?? Is this an opinion thing, or a law related thing?

(currently living here!)

[–]ChubbyWordsmith 0 points1 point ago

Just a personal opinion from travelling round. Been to Vancouver twice (a good friend lived over there for a few years) for about 10 weeks in total and just never found anything I liked. The mountains made me smile a lot, though, and the trees are much cheaper than the UK so it's not all bad :)

[–]HowsItBeenBen 0 points1 point ago

That right there is what we like to call "Probable Cause"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Where do you live?

[–]shiny_fsh -1 points0 points ago

I hate people who take drugs. Come on guys, those were my drugs!