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submitted 3 months ago by workitselfoutfine
[–]PJayy 286 points287 points288 points 3 months ago
Remember kids. If a stranger gives you drugs, take them and say thank you because drugs are expensive.
[–]zunetoon 140 points141 points142 points 3 months ago
Unfortunately, not all strangers are explicatively generous.
[–]draw_art 46 points47 points48 points 3 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/5sQ3o.gif
[–]originalusername2 24 points25 points26 points 3 months ago
Jizz, in my nose.
[–]Jizz 17 points18 points19 points 3 months ago
Yes sir, right away!
[–]Jenji 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
For some reason, I read that in Liam Neeson's voice.
[–]Vinator 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
What...
[–]Bloody_Conspiracies 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Are there really people out there that see a bag of powder and think "Oh, this might be drugs, I'd better snort it"?
[–]jefro2293 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
yes.
[–]zunetoon 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Not snort, rather get a quick whiff... a quick whiff of cum powder.
[–]biurb 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
what other white powders do people stick in tiny ass bags like that and carry around to clubs?
[–]Milsberry -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
This should be an /r/wtf post.
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[–]ImInYoTrees 29 points30 points31 points 3 months ago
It has, trust me; I'm from the internet.
[–]zunetoon 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
A comment verifies confirmation, this guy checks out.
[–]dubweiser9 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
check and check.
[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Seems legit
[–]zoeypantalones 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
My God.
[–]magikaarp 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
what is glad wrap?
[–]Allikuja 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Glad brand plastic wrap. The other common brand is Saran, as in Saran Wrap.
[–]magikaarp 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
oooohhh, Cling Film.
Yep. All the same thing! :D
[–]zunetoon 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
clear plastic sheeting.
[–]JFRHorton 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I just found a new pastime.
[–]justasian 22 points23 points24 points 3 months ago
I laughed
[–]absurdistfromdigg 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
DARE - Drugs Are Really Expensive!
[–]wazooasiteverwas 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
we used excellent or entertaining, but we had cheap drugs.
[–]tru3story 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
[–]baculumsucker -3 points-2 points-1 points 3 months ago*
Horrible horrible idea. It's like taking candy from strangers. Don't do it because it's either cops or a pedophile trying to slip you a roofie.
Edit: Haha, seriously? Downvotes for telling kids not to accept drugs from strangers?
[–]Motherfrogger 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Why would a pedofile be interested in non children?
[–]danta7 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
The post baculum replied to started with "remember kids".
[–]Bluedemonfox 32 points33 points34 points 3 months ago
Would be a good shirt to wear as a pharmacist.
[–]ImInYoTrees 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
That's my friends job description on facebook!
He never finished high school :(
[–]Bluedemonfox 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
So he is not really a pharmacist? :p
[–]jefro2293 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
i work in one, close enough right?
[–]SkinnyGeorgeLucas 25 points26 points27 points 3 months ago
My boss bought me that shirt 2 years ago, and present it to me publically at a restaraunt for our company christmas dinner.
Here's a friend of mine wearing it yesterday http://i.imgur.com/HLVad.jpg.
Throughout my employement, he's given me 3 weed related t-shirts, a weed leaf lei, and a cannabis cookbook (which is actually really nice), among other funny but unrelated things.
[–]WUTBM 14 points15 points16 points 3 months ago
I think he knows
[–]SkinnyGeorgeLucas 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Here's the second one: http://i.imgur.com/WkXx5.jpg
The third one I can't find right now but it's this one: http://i.imgur.com/fSuCZ.jpg (not my picture but it's the exact shirt)
[–]SnarkSnout 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Are they hiring where this magical boss of legend rules with a benevolENT and just hand?
[–]Jorru -7 points-6 points-5 points 3 months ago
I had a boss like that when I was working at this cool little retro shop called Flashbacks! Its a really cool place if you ever get the chance to visit it, located in Mountain Home, Arkansas if your ever around the area and get a chance to visit it :D. Oh, and they have an ebay page
[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar 84 points85 points86 points 3 months ago
Seriously, we just have drugs
we're not mean ole' thugs
We just smoke frosty nugs
and give out happy hugs
and talk to stoned bugs
I guess we just.. give no fugs
[–]nateqb12 47 points48 points49 points 3 months ago
Is that Snoop Lion's work?
[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar 39 points40 points41 points 3 months ago
Nah man I just make it up as I go
[–]nateqb12 29 points30 points31 points 3 months ago
You have a gift.
[–]Captain_Pooface 30 points31 points32 points 3 months ago
So... Two gifts?
[–]Evil_Iowan 19 points20 points21 points 3 months ago
Have ALL the gifts!
[–]Real-Life-Reddit 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Santa?
[–]nateqb12 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
What the fuck. Where'd the second one come from?
[–]dubnine 14 points15 points16 points 3 months ago
It was a gift.
So... I have a gift.
Two gifts!
[–]draw_art 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
I have a gift
That's why I get lift
Off the spliff
[–]nateqb12 38 points39 points40 points 3 months ago
/r/trees: the only place where a double post isn't downvoted to eternity :) love you guys
[–]OldHippiehttp://BeyondChronic.com 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Nah man it's the caffeine.
[–]Space-Boy 14 points15 points16 points 3 months ago
what kinda drugs hombre
[–]asshair 11 points12 points13 points 3 months ago
Good ones hombra
[–]rydrig 26 points27 points28 points 3 months ago
where can i find this shirt?
[–]Gargoyle_Cock 41 points42 points43 points 3 months ago
http://www.amazon.com/Womens-NEEDS-SERIOUSLY-SHIRTBlack-Medium/dp/B007P7A2HC/ref=lh_ni_t
[–]ratajewie 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
That's for women...
[–]Gargoyle_Cock 56 points57 points58 points 3 months ago
http://www.amazon.com/NEEDS-DRUGS-SERIOUSLY-SHIRTBlack-Medium/dp/B007P7A2TK/ref=lh_ni_t
[–]asshair 38 points39 points40 points 3 months ago
I'd like to nominate you for the most helpful ent of the day award.
[–]RebekahRave 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Yes, Asshair, Gargoyle_Cock certainly is a helpful one.
[–]Why-Guy 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Couldn't have done it without Gargoyle_Cock
[–]draw_art 21 points22 points23 points 3 months ago
What is this? A shirt for women?!
[–]ImInYoTrees 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
Women don't need those!
[–]xDividedByZer0 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Definitely not.
[–]pancakesandsunshine 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Wishlisted!!
[–]ST00PKlD 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
same man, I put it on my Trees list haha
[–]HalfysReddit 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
tshirthell.com is where it was originally produced, you can probably still find it there.
[–]blackhawk465 26 points27 points28 points 3 months ago
D.A.R.E. -- Drugs Are Really Expensive. :(
[–]Immortal_Fishy 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Come to California, then. Get a 1/8th of some good good for 30 bucks.
[–]IAmRightListenToMe 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Jealousy container reading - "Yup, she's full captain!"
[–]timdaw 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Come to SF and get dank ounces for $200. I love it here.
[–]DUELETHERNETbro 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
how do get robbed in 60 seconds.
[–]ImInYoTrees 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Shit, man, where do you live?
[–]rhspiva15 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
I want this so bad. Please tell where I can buy this. Great post
[–]dubnine 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/xrpcj/seriously/c5p23rf
[–]PimpMasterFlex 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
drugs+hugs+nugs= happy camper
[–]Royo_ 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Haha, a friend of mine has that shirt. Got a lot of response at a DJ Harvey party we went to 2 weeks ago. Thank god we have another friend that actually deals some drugs or all the people approaching us would've been kinda annoying.
[–]DogWHOspeaks 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
High ho, high ho, its off to party we go! We'll drink an smoke & snort some coke high ho! Yeah thats the last dare thing I remember.
[–]JakeCoffman 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
every time i go into a Spenser's gifts i have to look for this
[–]zahnno 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
ANNNDD then there's cops...
[–]Krum_god_of_steel 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago
Hey police, I am going to it really easy on you with this shirt I am wearing.
[–]mrthbrd 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
I wouldn't wear this in everyday life. I would, however, wear it to music festivals.
[–]therealbgreen 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
a T-shirt does not warrant probable cause for a search of your person.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 3 months ago
But it will give them incentive to create another probable cause. Being stupid has consequences.
[–]AlasPoorCitizen 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Come on man, lighten up. It's a funny shirt.
[–]MrGrax 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
A shirt I would cherish, but not wear in public.
[–]SemajSemajSemaj 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Molly?!
No this is dog
[–]LFC_sandiego 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
D.A.R.E - Drugs Are Really Essential
[–]FrownedUponPhenom 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Drugs Are Really Excellent
FTFY
[–]TheOrangeLantern 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Wut.
[–]Pandalicious 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Note: if a guy is walking around a music festival with this shirt on, he's not trying to be funny.
[–]Knubinator 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
See, that shirt would be enough for me to get hassled by the police on my campus and in town.
[–]paistywhiteboy 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I do. :(
[–]chicksdigthelongdisc 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I have a hat that says this!!
[–]ionrover2 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
This cracks me up so bad. haha!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Don't tease. It's my bday tomorrow and I'm dry :(
[–]Tuzzen 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I do!
[–]LetsGoBohs 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
and where can I purchase this shirt?
[–]Godlesskittens 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I got this shirt when I was a sophomore and it lead to a drug search by my principal <3
[–]Arkhampatient 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
My cousin bought this shirt a while back. I still laugh whenever he shows up wearing it.
[–]MosTheBoss 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Oh man look at this brand new thing thats never been seen before.
[–]THCTuesdays 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I'm quite the fan of D.A.R.E., (drugs are really entertaining).
[–]tmc_throwaway 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Where the fuck can I get one of these?
[–]Midicide 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Spliff zip bloppity sploof!
[–]SteakNCake 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
o/
[–]MandibleCrab 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
man i need to find myself a shirt like that.
[–]pwnyoface 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
:( I need drugs, looking for a damn job and have to stay clean
[–]WillyVWade 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
My favourite was one that says...
D.A.R.E to sell drugs to kids?
[–]Allikuja 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I like the SSDP version: DARE to prevent the war on drugs.
[–]JoeAconite 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
"But, Black Dynamite... I sell drugs to the community!"
[–]goodguykones 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I get it! Haha such a wicked movie to watch ripped
[–]lovetosuck_donuts 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
If only it was that easy to find the stuff you want :/
[–]essdoubleU 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Ha! I have this shirt. Seriously though.
[–]kypale15 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
This shirt works incredibly well.
[–]Gothbot6k 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I do :( My dealers are dry :(
[–]THC_arsonist 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
lmao, I was going to read just the thumbnail then I was like "wait, i should be curtious enough to read it properly" glad i did. blaze on!
[–]igotwaaaybaked 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Glitterpipes is giving away a free pink Reddit pipe!
http://imgur.com/a/z2oiQ
[–]kfylloyyed 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
How funny, my best friend has this shirt. A few months ago he was wearing it after work, waiting on his dude to call, and he got pulled over while smoking a bowl. He tossed it out the window, but the cops were very curious about the shirt. He told them it was a joke, and that he used to smoke weed but it interfered with school, so he quit. They searched his car, and let him go.
[–]ChubbyWordsmith 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I used to have this shirt. You'd be surprised how often coppers don't stop you while you're wearing it.
[–]therealbgreen 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Even if they did stop you, there's nothing they can do. They have no probable cause to search you.
[–]ChubbyWordsmith 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
Unfortunately not true. I live in the UK where, under anti-terror legislation, the police no longer need to give a reason before searching you.
A.C.A.B.
[–]therealbgreen 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Now that's scary. I'm actually quite lucky to be a CanadiEnt I suppose.
Canada rules! Aside from Vancouver. Vancouver blows ass monkeys. But the rest of Canada is awesome :)
[–]cartoonheroes 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
What's wrong with Vancouver?? Is this an opinion thing, or a law related thing?
(currently living here!)
[–]ChubbyWordsmith 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Just a personal opinion from travelling round. Been to Vancouver twice (a good friend lived over there for a few years) for about 10 weeks in total and just never found anything I liked. The mountains made me smile a lot, though, and the trees are much cheaper than the UK so it's not all bad :)
[–]HowsItBeenBen 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
That right there is what we like to call "Probable Cause"
Where do you live?
[–]shiny_fsh -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
I hate people who take drugs. Come on guys, those were my drugs!
[–]Niggre -8 points-7 points-6 points 3 months ago
You're destroying the lives of kids who don't know better. Group-think affects every group, and this subreddit has turned into nothing more than a cult set to permanently stunt the development of young minds
[–]fundip_ 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
I have to disagree. First, this subreddit is exclusively trees, not just any drug. It's very rare for people to destroy their lives for marijuana. It's natural, recreational, and arguably the safest drug you'll find.
Also, the people here are much better than you're portraying them to be. I'm always seeing comments on things reminding others to not shape their lives around drugs, just have fun sometimes. This is definitely a community, and it is a very kind and supportive one at that.
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