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[–]bootyfaceguy 12 points13 points ago

You see my ass fudge?

[–]littleson912 19 points20 points ago

Can we please stop with the whole "I see your x, and raise you y" thing.

[–]AcBoober57 1 point2 points ago

...I am intrigued by this gif. I would like to see more. What, pray tell, is this crazy ass shit from?

[–]kyller713 1 point2 points ago

An anime called Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san. It's about a P.I. who summons demons and his assistant which winds up tormented by them. short episodes pretty funny. There is of course a manga though i've not read it.

Episode 1 torrent

Batch

[–]stillnotking 2 points3 points ago

OK, I fold.

[–]cam_bot 3 points4 points ago

I feel like we're on to something with this whole specialized food thing Pasta for Pimps Hot Dogs For Hobo's Rice for Rednecks Let's get this thing going

[–]Salvador204 4 points5 points ago

Finally a gift I can give my ex.

[–]micahk2 7 points8 points ago

Woah woah woah. 4 packs of Ramen for $4? This is an outrage!

[–]schniggens 0 points1 point ago

I guess everything in college is getting more expensive these days.

[–]dontneedyourkarma -5 points-4 points ago

Soup for sluts is not ramen

[–]micahk2 7 points8 points ago

Doesnt it say ramen in the top left corner? And various other places?

[–]bjwest 1 point2 points ago

You take your notisifying and logic elsewhere, you!

[–]maroonoctopus 2 points3 points ago

The word slut for the Japanese means slim. It confused me when I saw slut on a drink, but now I know.

[–]A_significant_name 1 point2 points ago

I know they're 'ramen' noodles, but I seriously thought the sign labeling them said 'semen noodles' I LOL'd

[–]ezbakez 1 point2 points ago

I'll take 100!

[–]0LDP0ST 0 points1 point ago

OLD!

[–]cyclist92 0 points1 point ago

This is from a hastings the one I work at has the same ramen and tag on it.

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

its like Maruchan Rammin'

[–]doedipus 0 points1 point ago

so how does this work? do I just make some and put it the slut feeder on my porch and hope for the best?

[–]Ixilary 0 points1 point ago

Semen Noodles? Yeah.

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

Fuego!

[–]spliffandtea -1 points0 points ago

Looks like it should say 'Soup for Sruts'

[–]supersmurf 0 points1 point ago

We all know what the real sauce for sluts is...

[–]Wingchunbum 0 points1 point ago

Sluts need soup too.

[–]upvoteslutguy 1 point2 points ago

where are you that ramen noodles cost so much? here they are 35 cents a bag!

[–]aliengoods1 1 point2 points ago

4 for $4? Ten years ago that shit was $0.12 a piece.

[–]seb21051 0 points1 point ago

A little too close to reality for me . . . And of course, The Japanese Would call skinny girls sluts; par for the course.

[–]ginsujim 0 points1 point ago

ass fudge wins

[–]Lahmater 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't that be Hymen Noodles?? I'll see myself out.

[–]iMad13 0 points1 point ago

[–]numba-vun 0 points1 point ago

Get out of Hastings and stop taking pictures of our stuff.

[–]schniggens 0 points1 point ago

Well I guess I'd better change my pants, then.

[–]Ianras 0 points1 point ago

can make this into a game, how many google translates does it take to go from "singles" to "sluts"

[–]AggressiveBread 0 points1 point ago

Now i know what to give your girlfriend when she comes over later

[–]CtrlC_plus_CtrlV -1 points0 points ago

No wonder this is in /r/wtf. A dollar for a brick of ramen? wtf..

[–]dontneedyourkarma 2 points3 points ago

This is why this bot fails

[–]No_Stairway_Denied 0 points1 point ago

I'll bet the noodles are huge.