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[–]Zephyr314 32 points33 points ago

[–]gilbralter 6 points7 points ago

Credit where credit is due.

Now I know where to send everyone when I emulate what I've seen online.

[–]alexbro001 1 point2 points ago

Upvotes to the stars for this

[–]AizeoNunca 2 points3 points ago

i haven't laughed so hard in years. Upvote for you, my friend.

[–]gilbralter 5 points6 points ago

I prefer the wet will.i.am:

First you really get that finger wet, then you rape them in their ears.

[–]babys3alclubber 1 point2 points ago

Must try this sometime

[–]Makuta 1 point2 points ago

brought to you by Tyrion Lannister.

[–]JKR93 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was looking at instructions on how to suck a dick, them BAM, chink down.

[–]Wraffle 6 points7 points ago

[–]roccanet 0 points1 point ago

monty python ripoff

[–]slyweazal 0 points1 point ago

"I guess it's about time for our William Tell routine."

[–]beefyholepat -2 points-1 points ago

Good call bro

[–]TheCrabNicholson -2 points-1 points ago

LOL SO RANDUM XDDDDD