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Pigeons (i.imgur.com)

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[–]PizzaOnTheMind 33 points34 points ago

Here in New York there's pigeons everywhere, but I don't think I've ever seen a dead pigeon before... Where the heck are all our dead pigeons?

[–]ItsGreat2BeATNVol 31 points32 points ago

Valhalla.

The ones that die in battle against the bastard finch's (whatever those little shit brown birds are that run around steal the food you try to throw to the pigeons.), are escorted by a peacock-valkyrie riding a chariot led by Flamingos.

[–]Hung_Like_A_BlackGuy 5 points6 points ago

Varick Ave in Brooklyn...as soon as a dead bird hits the ground waste management picks it up like gold.

[–]LMoE 3 points4 points ago

Once I was riding my bike and a saw a pigeon flying low close to the pavement. An SUV run over it. I heard its bones crack and saw feathers in the air.

[–]BaseActionBastard 1 point2 points ago

This article sums it up quite eloquently.

[–]funkyzeit 0 points1 point ago

In Hell

edit: so in your case new jersey

[–]i_heart_pigeons 20 points21 points ago

:(

[–]CircadianHour 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel, bro.

[–]trebor89 2 points3 points ago

I have taken the liberty of fixing your url. More pictures of your birds are acceptable payment.

[–]CircadianHour 2 points3 points ago

Whoops. Thanks for that. I have three homing pigeons. Here they are.

[–]cowpunter 3 points4 points ago

The only thing I don't like about the picture is that the pigeon on the right isn't dead.

[–]Death_To_Your_Family 2 points3 points ago

I don't like pigeons and I generally loathe birds, but this photo still made me sad.

[–]trebor89 0 points1 point ago

"Mom? ...MOM? MOMMY, NO!"

[–]HonestAbeee 10 points11 points ago

I love pigeons.

[–]CircadianHour 6 points7 points ago

Me too.

[–]HonestAbeee 1 point2 points ago

Automatic upvote, broseph.

[–]Xodah 14 points15 points ago

TIL: I've wrongly written "pidgeon" instead of "pigeon" for 23 years of my life.

[–]enzo32ferrari 7 points8 points ago

same for refridgerator

its refrigerator

[–]patefoisgras 1 point2 points ago

Wait, what? Seriously?

[–]Xodah -1 points0 points ago

Not for me, but that's because here in the south we call it the "frige".

[–]lolwut19 1 point2 points ago

No, we call it the "fridge".

[–]David0706 0 points1 point ago

Cremé fríge...

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 5 points6 points ago

Well, pidgeon is an archaic spelling of pigeon.

But it's more likely that you were spelling it wrong thanks to this arsehole.

[–]erversteeg 2 points3 points ago

Man this is like the holy grail of shitty comments.

[–]simonatrix 2 points3 points ago

Countdown to George Takei's facebook: 5.. 4.. 3..

[–]marqattack 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of that pigeon story a while back:

So there I was, waiting on my friend to pick me up off the street in the city. Didn't have any music or books while I waited so I was just looking around at the world. Well, there were these two pigeons by the curb. One of them was taking bits of food from the ground and throwing them into the street and the other one was eating them. "This bird is retarded." I thought. "The other bird is eating all his food." After about a few minutes of the bird taking the food and throwing it, the one eating it was well into the road. Just then BAM, car comes by and runs over the pigeon. That bird wasn't stupid. He was a cold blooded killer. He lured that bird into the streets to kill him. I just stood there shocked. The murderer was just standing there on the curb. Worst of all he was staring at me. He didn't move. He just stared at me. Stared with that unblinking eye. He knew I saw it. He knows that you can't have loose ends to a murder. I felt a little uneasy the rest of my wait. By the time my friend picked me up the pigeon had disappeared. But I knew he was still watching me. I'm sure the pigeon followed us home. He knows where I live now. He's bidding his time, waiting for me to fall into his perfect trap.......... He knows.

[–]sweetreign 4 points5 points ago

Nothing funnier than a dead pigeon.

[–]KingofCraigland 17 points18 points ago

You sound unconvinced...

[–]DoWhile 1 point2 points ago

How about a dead dove?

[–]ndl002 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean, "Nothing filthier than a dead pigeon."

[–]cowpunter 0 points1 point ago

what about two dead pigeons?

[–]moejike 2 points3 points ago

"Eat the rice they're throwing at that wedding they said."

"You'll be fine they said."

[–]keayantz 1 point2 points ago

I fuckin' hate these jokes.

[–]top_hat_guy 0 points1 point ago

obviously the pigeon with the red eye is evil and killed the other one

[–]johnny5ive -1 points0 points ago

Where's that guy that always posts his site? He should be all over this one.

In case he never shows: Dead Pigeonz

[–]QuackWhatsup 1 point2 points ago

Pidgeot

Bit of a stretch?

[–]MrPigeon 1 point2 points ago

Noooooo

[–]Plexicraft 0 points1 point ago

Due to the crack in the ground, I did a double take to make sure the pigeoff's head wasn't severed by a laser.

[–]Skittylolz 0 points1 point ago

pigedownvote

[–]Zooky_the_Bear 1 point2 points ago

Arya Stark was here.

[–]TheVolatilePigeon 0 points1 point ago

My Time to shine...

[–]DarkSider25 0 points1 point ago

"dude, are you ok!?"

[–]mistyfrompokemon 0 points1 point ago

no pidgey?

[–]ragnarok297 0 points1 point ago

Step 1: find word that ends with on

Step 2: find a picture of two of said word with one that is different in a very opposing way than the other. two separate pictures will suffice.

Step 3: overlay with original word and modified word that replaces the "on" with "off"

Step 4: reap karma

[–]sagex90 0 points1 point ago

Kinda reminds me of this song XD

[–]gtkarber 0 points1 point ago

YO PIGEON

[–]Mzrog 0 points1 point ago

"Pigeoff" seems like something insulting you would say to someone.

"Hello sir, would you like to buy som-" "PIGEOFF!"

[–]superyellow07 0 points1 point ago

That makes me laugh.

[–]AsHLeRoSe 0 points1 point ago

If you're having bird problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 pigeons, but a finch ain't one.

[–]helajeff 0 points1 point ago

1963-Whitney Houston

2012-Whitney Houstoff

[–]ubiliquous 0 points1 point ago

I waited several minutes only to realize that the '.gif' is static.

[–]WarAndRuin 0 points1 point ago

knew this looked familiar

title comnts points age /r/
Binary explained through nature. 0coms 6pts 24dys pics
Pigeons 0coms 90pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]hobohandfishin 0 points1 point ago

I laughed too loudly at this.

[–]JumboRabbit 1 point2 points ago

I never will understand how people can find pictures of dead animals funny, no matter the context or text on the picture. Maybe I'm just to softhearted.

[–]DavidShLam 1 point2 points ago

Isn't there a website with a collection of these? I've been looking for it to show my girlfriend!

[–]buster2Xk 0 points1 point ago

I too have been looking for a place with a collection of these, or at least a name. Does this kind of joke have a name?

[–]TaurusA -1 points0 points ago

Brilliant

[–]ImaginationStation 1 point2 points ago

It's okay, he's just sleeping.

[–]RealBean -2 points-1 points ago

Dude.

[–]Illinformedpseudoint -1 points0 points ago

I should not have laughed at that. Also, kudos on racking up 443 and having only 6 (now 7) comments.

[–]TheLondonPidgeon -4 points-3 points ago

How dare you!

[–]omni_presents -3 points-2 points ago

why not pigeout? because really, who pronounces it pige-on?

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