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[–]iEatBluePlayDoh 68 points69 points ago

Personally, I enjoyed U-Turn's funeral.

[–]user_name2 42 points43 points ago

He taught me how to drive-by.

[–]Ihateyourdick 20 points21 points ago

Respect.

[–]InstigatorNY 9 points10 points ago

I would suck a fart out of Nancy Botwin's ass

[–]MrMagpie93 0 points1 point ago

......So... The last season sucked...

[–]RonPaulFTW12 4 points5 points ago

You shut your whore mouth.

[–]namtrix 1 point2 points ago

.....So...the last few seasons sucked..... FTFY

EDIT:I have no say in what other people think so this is simply IMO. If you liked it all the way til now then more power to you.

[–]Stmeter 2 points3 points ago

[–]takes_bloody_poops 1 point2 points ago

SPOILER ALERT

[–]iEatBluePlayDoh 1 point2 points ago

If that was a spoiler, you're about 5 seasons behind and need to get Netflix.

[–]takes_bloody_poops 0 points1 point ago

Seen 'em all (unfortunately), just looking out for others.

[–]iEatBluePlayDoh 0 points1 point ago

How can you "unfortunately" watch eight seasons of a show? You can only claim one or two seasons to be unfortunate.

[–]bracomadar 3 points4 points ago

Darth Vader is Luke's father. Fuck spoiler alerts!

[–]takes_bloody_poops 0 points1 point ago

LOL, My roommate (27) did not know this until we showed her Star Wars a few months ago.

[–]Arcon1337 1 point2 points ago

she

Well that explains it

[–]Okrean -2 points-1 points ago

Bruce willis was a ghost.

[–]takes_bloody_poops 2 points3 points ago

Dude, you just ruined Die Hard for me.

[–]Drunkturtle 2 points3 points ago

And here I though he was an actor. Damnit!

[–]marasamune 32 points33 points ago

I dunno, walking into the house and finding that Councilman Doug had stolen a fifty foot cross and somehow fit it in the living room was pretty priceless.

[–]damontoo 19 points20 points ago

Even better is they use it on the ceiling to light the grow room.

[–]Nancy_Reagan 5 points6 points ago

The loss of Councilman Doug, in my opinion, is what began the downward spiral of the entire series. As he transformed into Deadbeat Doug, the whole show became less fun, less creative, and more about just watching the drudgery roll on. If they brought back Councilman Doug, I might actually watch season 138, or whatever the new one is.

[–]ColbertsBump 7 points8 points ago

Also, the first two seasons were a satire on suburban living. Once they moved out of Agrestic, the show lost all sense of reality.

[–]dividezero 1 point2 points ago

The Amsterdam shit was fun but that was like half an episode.

I'm just hanging on for the hot chicks at this point... like most Showtime/hbo shows that go longer than 2-3 seasons.

[–]damontoo 1 point2 points ago

When the house burned down and they just leave I was pretty pissed. I thought it lost a big chunk of charm then too.

[–]Peripheryy 0 points1 point ago

I agree. I stopped watching after the second season.

[–]Dafuzz 0 points1 point ago

Which is also what got them busted by the DEA in the end... so.... life happens for a reason? Or something inspirational like that. The first few seasons of that show were so awesome. What the fuck happened.

[–]damontoo 1 point2 points ago

Probably the same thing as LOST. They didn't expect the show to last so long and were forced to come up with creative ways to keep it going.

[–]marasamune 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha yeah, the heat signature on the thermal cam was hilarious.

[–]Krusty81 218 points219 points ago

There is nothing I hate more than an image about a show where the name of the show is not mentioned in the title or the image.

[–]hypacia 99 points100 points ago

I think it's Weeds.

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[–]BertrandLoganberry 16 points17 points ago

I'm somewhat certain it's Weeds.

[–]thestandoverman 8 points9 points ago

If you don't know, you don't know... its fine.

[–]LpSamuelm 1 point2 points ago

I'm not saying it was Weeds... But it was Weeds.

[–]qwertyjake -1 points0 points ago

I saw this episode today, about an hour ago.

[–]Snoyarc 12 points13 points ago

Season 8 starts this upcoming weekend. Showtime viral marketing >

[–]damontoo 0 points1 point ago

Woah woah woah... there was a season 7?! I thought they canceled it after season 6. HOLY SHIT BRB.

[–]DreamcastFanboy 23 points24 points ago

They may as well have.

[–]SutekhRising 1 point2 points ago

I dont think its on Netflix yet. They've definitely jumped the shark, but it still makes me chuckle.

[–]vvpatel1992 0 points1 point ago

tv-links.eu

[–]halfbrainhunter9000[!] 0 points1 point ago

Once they left Agrestic, it might as well have ended. There are a few decent moments between seasons 4 and 7 but overall, not terribly worth it.

[–]chekkers 0 points1 point ago

It gets really bad as a warning - it's gone downhill since season 5 but 7 was unwatchable for me.

[–]damontoo 0 points1 point ago

How bad in relation to LOST? Everyone said that got bad too but I thought it was fine. Then again I didn't watch it for years in suspense. I watched them all on Netflix.

[–]chekkers 0 points1 point ago

About the same as lost. You may as well watch them on netflix I'm sure they're good enough if you're just wasting time. I just couldn't be bothered at the time since there was better things on TV. (spoiler: Nancy gets super annoying/stupid.)

[–]smififty -4 points-3 points ago

Puff puff... Puffpuffpuffpuffpuffpuffpuffpuffpuff

[–]Apollo64 13 points14 points ago

I know what you mean. It's like people purposely avoid naming things.

[–]SutekhRising 9 points10 points ago

[–]trogdor259 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]u_will_downvote 5 points6 points ago

[–]Razer1103 8 points9 points ago

[–]Beenjaminsince78 1 point2 points ago

I am glad I bothered to scroll down and see that you already did this. Using google can keep people from spreading hate.

[–]BearsFan24 4 points5 points ago

Don't worry, you're not missing out on much. It was a show that was genuinely funny for about three seasons and then took a very steep nosedive.

[–]iEatBluePlayDoh -1 points0 points ago

Use problem solving skills. Nancy would be disappointed in you.

[–]crabs_q -1 points0 points ago

You must lead a pretty luxurious life, then.

[–]Shampyon 66 points67 points ago

Serious answer:

It's proper name is the perineum.

(Edited for spelling - Thanks, StealthGhost!)

[–]L1M3 36 points37 points ago

Commonly used slang term would be The Taint

[–]thetaint 113 points114 points ago

sup

[–]Seakip -1 points0 points ago

Redditor for over a year, not bad.

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[–]Bluangutang 0 points1 point ago

ABC - Ass Balls Connection

[–]Snoyarc 0 points1 point ago

You mean the runway.

[–]ghostface134 -2 points-1 points ago

taint pussy taint asshole

[–]HardTryer 0 points1 point ago

Good sir/madam, I believe it is actually: 'taint the balls, and 'taint the asshole...?

[–]PrettyMuchDanish -1 points0 points ago

A little explanation to why it's called "The Taint"

[–]bobzelfer6595 -1 points0 points ago

Really t'aint

[–]TheScarletPimpernel -1 points0 points ago

Or the barse.

[–]StealthGhost 9 points10 points ago

perineum

[–]Pulviriza 2 points3 points ago

I've always liked calling it the crundle.

[–]L4cer8 0 points1 point ago

You're thinking of grundle.

[–]imlikefive 2 points3 points ago

In Sweden we call this spot 'bajsbryggan'.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I think from now on i'm just going to call it the coffee table.

[–]CureYourYaksEyes 1 point2 points ago

I believe the correct answer is the Merriam

[–]JoeInTheBean 1 point2 points ago

While this is true, I've always taken great enjoyment in calling that area the Nifkin.

[–]Beefkd 17 points18 points ago

I'm sorry my friend but THIS definitely takes the cake (Possibly NSFW).

[–]papkn 22 points23 points ago

[–]BaLLiNx 1 point2 points ago

Definition of Milf.

[–]ryani 3 points4 points ago

Definitely. Show was all downhill after that.

[–]ThisIsDK 38 points39 points ago

It's called the gooch.

[–]GoDawgs34 23 points24 points ago

I don't know man. I think it's the taint.

[–]thetaint 43 points44 points ago

You rang?

[–]semirelevantboner 1 point2 points ago

That's the second time I've seen you here. You must just be having the time of your life.

[–]mazamrad 2 points3 points ago

Runway

[–]kapolk -1 points0 points ago

It's the taint for a girl. Because it taint the pussy and it taint the asshole.

[–]Vital_Cobra 1 point2 points ago

Gucci bum bag.

[–]Lamar_the_Usurper 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this puts all those episodes of Diff'rent Strokes I watched as a kid in a new light.

[–]knobblyer 0 points1 point ago

An Irish sports star has an unfortunate nickname

[–]OhMyMoogle 0 points1 point ago

[–]panther55901 13 points14 points ago

This is right up there...Doug's "Suicide Note"

[–]juggleknob -1 points0 points ago

how the hell is this not the top comment?

[–]aem2003 4 points5 points ago

I'm partial to "Be my goddamn motherfucking friend!"

[–]ebass 3 points4 points ago

I don't get it. Explain it to me like I'm 5 please.

[–]Quantumor 9 points10 points ago

The other guy is supposedly a dick and the other an asshole and there's a coffee table between them.

[–]Kadoc 1 point2 points ago

its not really between them at all though, thats what fucked it up for me

[–]Broseph_Stalin 2 points3 points ago

Doug moments were definitely my favorites throughout the show. The sewage explosion when the new Majestic is announced is my favorite though.

[–]Snatchateer 3 points4 points ago

[–]MercyMedical 1 point2 points ago

Oh how I miss the early seasons of Weeds.

[–]HankSinatra 1 point2 points ago

I enjoyed the use of the phrase "Cock-juggling thunder-cunt" in reference to an old lady.

[–]BrainTroubles 1 point2 points ago

Lies. If you watched season 4, you know the best moment was mary-louise finally doing an all out naked fuck scene. Sure the season sucked, but it was worth it.

[–]RepostJesus 1 point2 points ago

[–]CaptainKelly 2 points3 points ago

r/funnyifyouknowwhatthefuckisgoingon would be better suited I think. I've seen this a few times before here and I get it,but,so many people do not! Just like me with the Pokémon and sich...I just don't get it!?!

[–]theworldsashoe 1 point2 points ago

love this show

[–]somegaychick 5 points6 points ago

I FUCKING POSTED THIS LIKE 2 weeks ago and got absolutely no love.

[–]G-ill[S] 40 points41 points ago

But I love you <3

[–]smififty 3 points4 points ago

And that's what matters

[–]balanceofpower 1 point2 points ago

Now Kiss.jpg

[–]an_asshole_atheist 9 points10 points ago

SHUT UP ABOUT THE VOTING SYSTEM

[–]enzomatrix89 1 point2 points ago

it's posted literally every day. so that's probably why no one cared.

[–]murderbum999 0 points1 point ago

"got no love" means "I was unsatisfied wit the amount of karma points I got so I'm going to whinge about it somewhere else so you can make up for the karma I expected."

This is an old joke. I hope both of you have ugly kids.

[–]TheyCallMeSuperChunk 0 points1 point ago

This one is it for me. It's not incredible comedy, but it caught me by surprise and ended up blowing milk out my nose.

[–]meanwhileinjapan 0 points1 point ago

Biffins Bridge

[–]EvaCarlisle 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. This is still my favourite joke in the shows entirety. Andy and Doug FTW.

[–]oatmealyeahhhh 0 points1 point ago

its been a long time since i've seen weeds but the talk has always been one of my favorite scenes.

[–]ExistentialEnso 0 points1 point ago

Agreed completely. This is my go-to example for the brilliance of the show, and even my mom regards it as one of the funnier moments of TV she's seen.

[–]PetShopPolle 0 points1 point ago

I miss the older seasons of Weeds, especially season 1 & 2. It's not bad now, it's just... not as good!

[–]Cepheia 0 points1 point ago

Good god.

Best moment?

How about when she's surrounded by drug dealers and the Armani army with no pot for either of them?

God...

I could go on, but it's bed time.

[–]Mantis05 0 points1 point ago

Unsurprising thing to note #1: it's from the early seasons. Unsurprising thing to note #2: it involves Andy.

[–]nyck1118 0 points1 point ago

This show was great until they moved out of the suburbs...it got really dumb after that

[–]JabbaWebb 0 points1 point ago

What show is this??

[–]IrrigatedPancake 0 points1 point ago

You lack the mental flexibility to com up with a descriptive and slightly interesting headline. I don't like you.

[–]SutekhRising 0 points1 point ago

I got a chance to meet Justin Kirk (Andy) at a tradeshow. Got to tell him that was my favorite moment. We both laughed about it.

[–]DonaldsPizzaHaven 0 points1 point ago

Oh no she didn't!

[–]miss_sandwich 0 points1 point ago

I watched two seasons of this show before I realized I absolutely hated it. Time I'll never get back.

[–]Mr_Goffalapoulos 0 points1 point ago

So if I post this again in a couple months will ya'll show me some love?

[–]gman410 0 points1 point ago

also a repost

[–]jofo 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I like that one too. I also like where he was trying to write an essay what it means to be Jewish and all he could come up with was "I have no foreskin and I'm a possible carrier for Tay-Sachs disease"

[–]vandalyzed 0 points1 point ago

it's actually called the gooch.

[–]lurkmuchcomentrarely 0 points1 point ago

it would be funnier if the table would have been in between of those two

[–]bigs1 0 points1 point ago

Then season three ended.

[–]Grumblemelt 0 points1 point ago

Okay, that's brilliant.

[–]Beatmy1337 0 points1 point ago

This has been on reddit before mate

[–]3kaufmann 0 points1 point ago

Sorry to be this guy, but what show?

[–]turkturkleton 0 points1 point ago

No no, the best part was at the make up sales seminar thing when Celia said this: http://i.imgur.com/87DLq.gif

[–]Tsvenkovkorvsky 0 points1 point ago

what show is this?

[–]turkturkleton 0 points1 point ago

Weeds on showtime

[–]Paria2 0 points1 point ago

I just spit my coffee at he screen ....excellent

[–]Guicastelhone 0 points1 point ago

Repost of a repost of a repost... (ad infinitum)

[–]jigglylizard 0 points1 point ago

I enjoyed this moment more than anything else in the show also. It's odd how that one joke from watching the first 3 seasons is the best part for both of us (and quite a few others based on upvoters too).

[–]Georgeocurtis 0 points1 point ago

haha that was good. but the part where Andy explains masturbating to Shane using the banana peel was good

[–]afganistanimation 0 points1 point ago

I loved the scene where Kevin Nealon and Celia's husband are doing the Rx drugs in the bathroom lol

[–]hexzerorouge 0 points1 point ago

I've always known that area as the "Nacho." Simply because it's, as my brother taught me years ago, "Nacho balls, and nacho dick."

[–]crazy2thestarz 0 points1 point ago

I agree 100% it's my favorite part of all and the one I remember most. Thank you for posting this here I love it!

[–]hydrah2oh2o 0 points1 point ago

Just wondering is that David Tennant in panel 2?

[–]tablloyd 0 points1 point ago

i call it the hilt

[–]krt8090 0 points1 point ago

Agreed!

[–]carlog234 0 points1 point ago

Season 2 episode 1

[–]a4moondoggy 0 points1 point ago

gooch on a guy, happy fun bridge for a girl :p

[–]thetaint 0 points1 point ago

[–]Roflkopt3r 0 points1 point ago

...when they decided to implement a pretty old, pretty normal joke?

This show can't be that good if that's the best moment.

[–]gmikoner -1 points0 points ago

chode.

[–]Teh_Critic -1 points0 points ago

Downvote for repost

[–]crailtap25 -1 points0 points ago

this show must suck.

[–]ubiliquous -1 points0 points ago

I imagined Berta saying that to Charlie and Alan

[–]GrayStudios -1 points0 points ago

This seems like one of those lame jokes where the studio audience would howl with laughter on a show like "Married with Children" or something. "Hoo hoo! They've insulted the characters! Yes, quite good, yes!"

[–]AtomicTacoCanada -1 points0 points ago

Wrong, it's called the Gooch.

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[–]Dat_Karmavore 1 point2 points ago

Cool. Calm down.

[–]hanneken -4 points-3 points ago

I want to give you 200 upvotes for this! I can only give one...it's the thought that counts though, right?