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[–]SWI7Z3R 43 points44 points ago

I love how Jabba's daughter is trying to emulate having three chins to "look hot like mommy"

Summery summary execution.

[–]flight404 18 points19 points ago

[–]gyarurabaa 4 points5 points ago

I haven't laughed so hard.....

[–]SnowDog2112 5 points6 points ago

Jabba *

[–]MobySick 2 points3 points ago

You mean "summary" or shall we hold the execution in the summer? (But Upvoted for Jaba observation.)

[–]kevlo 2 points3 points ago

I have to hope he means the latter.

[–]catfishjenkins 2 points3 points ago

I think we should do it up at the lake house. We can invite the boys from the yacht club. It'll be a hoot.

[–]MobySick 1 point2 points ago

I'll bring the beer.

[–]SWI7Z3R 0 points1 point ago

fixed

[–]Ryanair -5 points-4 points ago

Jabba also looks EXACTLY like a German comedian.

[–]GhettoDickens 85 points86 points ago

Is that Kevin from the office? Am I stating the obvious? Is anyone listening to me?

[–]industrialbird 17 points18 points ago

LOL I love that honey boo boo and her mom both look like they are fucking retarded

[–]uhmerikin 1 point2 points ago

Dolla make me holla! Honey boo-boo child...

[–]spocrates 15 points16 points ago

[–]snailbotic 1 point2 points ago

I'm no expert, but I think his head is too large.

[–]spocrates 1 point2 points ago

I thought about fixing it, but then I started thinking about those masks that are meant to be way bigger versions on purpose (like DK mode). After giggling like an idiot for a second or two, I thought about the hair line and how I was nowhere near motivated enough.

[–]RaveDigger 10 points11 points ago

Kevin only has a double chin. That woman has at least three chins.

[–]Imagine_This 4 points5 points ago

Oh my glob, I can't look at him the same anymore...

[–]msandapanda 4 points5 points ago

I was going just going to say that!

[–]trippynumbers 1 point2 points ago

EXACTLY what I thought!

[–]Fyzzle 14 points15 points ago

[–]Graptoi 0 points1 point ago

nice thanks I was wondering when this would happen.

[–]mlijgib[S] -1 points0 points ago

[–]cobaltcollapse 9 points10 points ago

Their grandparents must be proud.

[–]SqueaksBCOD 7 points8 points ago

Unless those are the grandmas. . . .

[–]Purgatory_Dog 7 points8 points ago

"my mom is my grandma" - toddler in tiara

[–]HungryTaco 1 point2 points ago

oh god

[–]SqueaksBCOD 12 points13 points ago

Is the little girl on the left holding a light saber?

[–]jdcsax 45 points46 points ago

Judging by her moms and hers outfit, I wouldn't doubt that it was some type of dildo.

[–]pickledinevil 17 points18 points ago

I just came here to ask if that was a dildo. Seriously, the fuck is it?

[–]yougotthelove 10 points11 points ago

I am about 74.8% sure it is a microphone.

[–]Jeroknite 1 point2 points ago

But, the bulb part is shiny. I don't know of any microphones like that.

[–]yougotthelove 2 points3 points ago

Aaahhh. I see. Now that I take a closer look it may be a magic wand of some kind.

[–]Jeroknite 12 points13 points ago

So we're in agreement that it's a dildo?

[–]yougotthelove 2 points3 points ago

Yes. Yes we are.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 1 point2 points ago

NICE

[–]T-Luv 1 point2 points ago

It may be fake and all shiny for show.

[–]Derpina_Herpina 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure that it's one of these magical devices called a "Light Up Spinning Ball Wand." So yes, a dildo is correct.

[–]pickledinevil 2 points3 points ago

Dear God.

[–]17Hongo 2 points3 points ago

Fuck those things. They give them out on November 5th instead of sparklers now. Fucking killjoys.

[–]Derpina_Herpina 2 points3 points ago

That's unforgivable, sparklers are LOADS better.

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

[–]Roxxer 4 points5 points ago

Oh, there's honey boo boo child.

[–]mlijgib[S] 0 points1 point ago

I pee'd a lil!

[–]FrostByt 5 points6 points ago

My daughter wants to do this

[–]PedobearLV 9 points10 points ago

I approve, keep us up to date on pictures.

[–]adelaide_mae 5 points6 points ago

They have natural pagents where the girls don't get super make-up-ified, but still get to wear pretty dresses. My sister did a few of those growing up because she wanted to be in pageants. They're not nearly as creepy as the ones on Toddlers And Tiaras.

[–]MobySick 4 points5 points ago

No, not as creepy but still pretty damn close.

[–]HungryTaco 4 points5 points ago

Nothing wrong with little girls dressing up pretty and having fun like that. It's when the parents force them to wear an absolutely excessive amount of makeup and dresses worth $1000+ for the pageants and take it way too seriously is when it gets creepy.

[–]Dalai_Loafer 4 points5 points ago

Pedobear last seen running hell-for-leather in the opposite direction.

[–]milkyStouty 8 points9 points ago

Having that many chins should be illegal....

[–]eithris 2 points3 points ago

oh my god it's true, nikki minaj really is a dna genetic engineering experiment

[–]Urban_Scroff 3 points4 points ago

Why is bondage baby biting a dildo?

[–]Obversaria 5 points6 points ago

What is in that little girl's mouth? How can any sane parent do this to their kids?

[–]Jeroknite 5 points6 points ago

You assume they're sane.

[–]MobySick 2 points3 points ago

Our amazing nation is full of insane parents. I'll bet they had to weed through fields of volunteer crazies to hand-select just the right nuts for this show.

[–]Obversaria 1 point2 points ago

Probably. I just have a hard time believing people are willing to do that to their kids.

[–]MobySick 0 points1 point ago

Probably? There are entire industries devoted to capitalizing on nutty parents: the whole child pageant thing, child-actors and their stage mothers, anything on reality tv involving kids (ever watch Dance Moms?) ... . I could go on but you get the picture. And these are the parents that aren't even losing custody of their kids or going to jail for what they do to them - that's actually a whole separate industry, come to think of it. Probably employing thousands of social workers, cops, lawyers, kiddy-shrinks, judges, probation officers, etc.

[–]Obversaria 0 points1 point ago

I see that now and I don't watch those shows but I'll take your word for it that they're all nuts. I think in a few years, those kids will look back and think "why did mom get me to do that?".

[–]MobySick 0 points1 point ago

You're a nice person. Nicer than me. I imagine years later these poor kids grow up to do the same crazy crap to their own children. Ah, the circle of life!

[–]Obversaria 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully that won't happen. But as neither you nor I are capable of predicting the future, there is every possibility that the children could do that to their future kids.

[–]pheen 2 points3 points ago

[–]DenimChicken154 1 point2 points ago

real life Mimi Bobeck

[–]reacting_acid 1 point2 points ago

To be honest I used to see skimpier outfits at my 11 year old (at the time) sister's dance competitions.

[–]spocrates 1 point2 points ago

This time around the adults had to wear them too... can't be too crude, right?

[–]Fagsquamntch 1 point2 points ago

I like the one on the right.

[–]rodrigo_vera11 1 point2 points ago

And then they wonder why they turn into sluts at age 12. I also would like to hit with a baseball bat the fat mother and her daughter.

[–]jccomic 1 point2 points ago

You are looking at future strippers and prostitutes, especially the girl on the left with the phallic object in her mouth. Great job moms.

[–]runner64 2 points3 points ago

Fuck this. When I was their age I had nothing for dress up clothes but a few leftover scraps. I probably would have killed one of the neighbor kids for any one of those outfits to play in.

[–]SparklesMakeMeHappy 4 points5 points ago

You would kill your neighbor to look like a slut as a young child?

[–]runner64 2 points3 points ago

Yep, I would have, because the pink:sparkles:frills ratio of those dresses is absolutely optimal. Also, where do you live that you go out and see sluts dressed like this? The only women I've ever seen in dressed like that have been figure skaters or in some kind of play.

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[–]runner64 2 points3 points ago

Because if wearing ruffles and glitter makes me a whore, I don't want to be good, that's why.
Oh, and I had a leotard just like the blue one when I was in gymnastics. Didn't have those shoulders on it but eh, they're ugly anyway. I'm talking mostly about the pink ones. You know, the ones that look exactly like prom/spring formal dresses?

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[–]runner64 2 points3 points ago

Oh. See I look at the pink ones and the first thing I think is "ballerina." They look exactly like ballerina dresses to me, and the others look like swimsuits/leotards. Maybe it's a cultural thing, there aren't any hookers or drag queens where I live, so I think of this not this

[–]champcantwin 1 point2 points ago

Children can't wear bathing suits now? lol

[–]champcantwin 1 point2 points ago

TIL Target sells clothes exclusively for children to look like sluts lol.

[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 0 points1 point ago

In a septic tank.

[–]Carbear9769 1 point2 points ago

Is the girl with black hair my neighbor? I swear it's the same kid. That's disgusting.

[–]MobySick 4 points5 points ago

Yes.

[–]Carbear9769 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for knowing who my neighbors are. I'll be sure to lock the doors tonight.

[–]sidekick62 1 point2 points ago

Well, you'll have to leave out some milk and cookies then. You don't want MobySick starving while volunteering their every night to make sure you're safe, do you?

[–]MobySick 1 point2 points ago

Finally: the sweet, sweet breath of kindness!

[–]MobySick 1 point2 points ago

Sleep tight!

[–]kinguzumaki 1 point2 points ago

Dafuq is this shit!?

[–]knobbysideup 2 points3 points ago

pedo porn?

[–]spocrates 1 point2 points ago

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

seen that fat one before. I think she just lays it on extra thick just for the spectacle aspect.

[–]CrypticPhantasma 0 points1 point ago

On the left, in that little girl's hands(and in her mouth)...is that a fucking vibrator!?

[–]sertyusuf 0 points1 point ago

microphone

[–]Graptoi 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone photoshop all of them to have the fat bitches face?

[–]stellaracapellar23 0 points1 point ago

I can never stop looking at the obese one

[–]eapostrophej 0 points1 point ago

It's from Anderson Cooper's tv show. He was trying to get the parents to realize how they are treating their kids. I think one said she felt exposed, iirc.

[–]RemedyofRevenge 0 points1 point ago

The second pair isn't that bad, but the rest? I blame society.

[–]jean-paul_kierkemarx 0 points1 point ago

Don't we all have something to do with this? First, that the show is popular, but more importantly, that we all implicitly perpetuate this glamorization of the "female as beauty queen" archetype. I mean, how often do we compliment little girls on how smart they are, or ask them what books they are reading, or basically do anything to reinforce the notion that they should be proud of their intellect or creativity? Rather, we say, "who is your favourite Disney princess?" Or, "you look so PRETTY!" Basically, your entire worth is predicated upon how much you look like a little princess.

TL;DR Part of the reason this show is so abhorrent to us is that it is a reflection of the socialization process of young girls in our culture, taken to its absurdly explicit conclusion.

[–]champcantwin 1 point2 points ago

have you seen what happens when a girl posts a picture on reddit? i tend to agree with you

[–]Romany_Fox 0 points1 point ago

this is utterly unrelated ... I think ... but it puts me in mind of a story I heard once about some college english professors on a trip to new york wondering what you call a group of prostitutes. As in a gaggle of geese or a pride of lions .. they decided that it was an Anthology of "Pros"

This looks like a mother/daughter anthology of pros

[–]ScorpionDerp 0 points1 point ago

Is the one on the left holding a fake dildo?

[–]McFeely_Smackup 0 points1 point ago

what's up with that chick having a gunt on her face?

[–]Douchebox 0 points1 point ago

Can we stop posting something about Toddlers and Tiaras everyday? We get it, it's a fucked up show, but it doesn't need to be on WTF every single fucking day.

[–]fa_cube_itch 0 points1 point ago

Is that Mimi in the pink?

[–]sasha519 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else see the resemblance between Kevin and the Big mom? Siblings perhaps?

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck am I looking at?

[–]jccomic 0 points1 point ago

I've come back for a second dose of the fat broad in pink. Think about this - somebody fucked that woman and there is probably some confused Navy guy or black dude that likes em' "thick" who is looking at her and see's nothing but possibilities.

[–]alphasci -1 points0 points ago

source: nderson coopers dy time tlk show

[–]Malagon 3 points4 points ago

Do you have something against the letter A?

[–]osodaktronics 0 points1 point ago

obviously not, look at his username!

[–]alphasci 0 points1 point ago

no; its just this thing i use. unless i refresh after using it i can use the letter a [view pics without clicking into them [at work, imgur blocked]

[–]alphasci 0 points1 point ago

do you have something against your coat of arms?

[–]KronktheKronk -1 points0 points ago

Reddit on religion/politics/gay rights: "DON'T TRY TO ENFORCE YOUR PERSONAL MORALITY AND LIFESTYLE ON THE REST OF US."

Reddit on things they don't like for no good reason: "OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOULD CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ON EVERY ONE OF THESE HORRIBLE MOMS BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING I DON'T APPROVE OF."

Seriously, people. Is there no end to the hypocrisy?

[–]pandaBreeder -4 points-3 points ago

KILL IT!!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

[–]PedobearLV -3 points-2 points ago

The sexy one on the left sure knows how to use her mouth... open wide!