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[–]PureEvil666 187 points188 points ago

OMG, I want a snoop dog.

[–]Narwhalxxx 5 points6 points ago

Wow, all three other replies to this comment have at least -29 upvotes

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

29 downvotes.

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[–]zdaytonaroadster 0 points1 point ago

link no work brah

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[–]PureEvil666 23 points24 points ago

[–]tehbertl 21 points22 points ago

[–]OfTheWater -5 points-4 points ago

Both of your comments and pictures combined formed a phrase palindrome.

My work here is done.

[–]rxmxsh 96 points97 points ago

Relevant: My dog

[–]smdepot 33 points34 points ago

[–]SaladFengasPapit 22 points23 points ago

Suspicious dog is suspicious.

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[–]garkes -2 points-1 points ago

this is not /r/trees

[–]TheFakeMatt 8 points9 points ago

Also relevant: Your dog

[–]rxmxsh 0 points1 point ago

Whoa. My knee and George have been into mini memes. Weird.

This is literally my dog, George. If you search my username in /r/aww you'll find him there as well.

[–]TheFakeMatt 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I didn't want to be an asshat and accuse you of reposting or anything. I actually thought your dog looked like the fry meme, and wanted to see if anyone else had thought that as well.

[–]rxmxsh 0 points1 point ago

haha. No worries. I can definitely prove he's my dog. :) My wife had a good laugh at the template and the mini memes of George.

[–]jbredditor 4 points5 points ago

I used to have an Italian Greyhound, and can confirm that they are smug motherfuckers.

[–]CoreyRogerson 2 points3 points ago

Sceptical Greyhound.

[–]Neutralise 5 points6 points ago

Do all these dogs have such amazing shit eating grins?

[–]rxmxsh 0 points1 point ago

No. Our other IG makes no face like this.

[–]Johnceeking 1 point2 points ago

Your dog appears to be high as balls.

[–]c5load 0 points1 point ago

Greyhound or whippet (or Iggy)?

[–]rxmxsh 0 points1 point ago

Italian Greyhound. :)

[–]jh0lt 66 points67 points ago

Bye spiderman!

[–]educatedinsolence 25 points26 points ago

Bye other Spiderman!

[–]solabayaje 13 points14 points ago

I watch her channel just for her cutsie voice.

[–]carpeDeezNuts 6 points7 points ago

Solabayaje, you want to bone her. Nothing wrong with that.

[–]foosrohdah 6 points7 points ago

I've never seen that. I've always thought she was hot, but not THAT hot

[–]100_Loft 0 points1 point ago

She modeled for a while, not that hot in person though.

Source: She used to go to my gym before she moved cross country.

[–]dubz5188 54 points55 points ago

Could also pass as chris bosh

[–]bonkskie 160 points161 points ago

That bitch is hot! The blonde is okay too.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 92 points93 points ago

I always thought Kermie was a boy

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous 73 points74 points ago

That's because he is.

[–]ToffeeC 48 points49 points ago

Her name is Jenna Marbles. She has a youtube channel.

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[–]RedAero -2 points-1 points ago

out.gif

[–]tehbro 5 points6 points ago

She's also in the LFL (Lingerie football league) or at least used to be. Some pretty entertaining stuff.

[–]Phussorile 2 points3 points ago

WHY YOU NO GIVE LINK!?

[–]TehGogglesDoNothing 17 points18 points ago

Y U NO USE GOOGLE?

[–]silenc3x 19 points20 points ago

and she's incredibly annoying.

[–]SecretSnack 91 points92 points ago

In any group, one in five guys will dislike any given female. This time, you're that guy. Here's your special hat. You can sit in this special chair.

[–]silenc3x 45 points46 points ago

i didn't say I disliked her did i? I just find her videos annoying. majority of youtube vlogs are just characters anyway. Big difference.

thanks for the hat. this is how I will put it on

[–]SecretSnack 32 points33 points ago

very nice. embrace the hat. let the hat flow through you.

[–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp 4 points5 points ago

nice try gaben.

[–]JSLEnterprises -5 points-4 points ago

The bitch is really really annoying. She also has a nack for discussing things in fallacy....

[–]Ramses3 45 points46 points ago

and incredibly sexy.

[–]leopold-stoch 2 points3 points ago

darn it, i've been watching this 45min now since you linked the channel -.-

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And this video was actually fairly nice. And she also has a degree from Brown University I believe.

[–]Mr_Quagmire 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, she's not too bad looking. nsfw?

[–]albinocheetah 5 points6 points ago

I wouldn't recommend clicking that link.

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[–]JCDevil 13 points14 points ago

Take off all the makeup and she's still got a great rack.

[–]fishbiscuit13 2 points3 points ago

That's why she released this.

[–]duderock -1 points0 points ago

i got rick-rolled

[–]LadySherwood 1 point2 points ago

I think she likes to refer to that as her "Hot Girl Disguise."

[–]Gets_you_every_time 40 points41 points ago

I found a much, much better one.

It's funnier too!

[–]CoreyRogerson 15 points16 points ago

Gets me every time.

[–]phalene 18 points19 points ago

oh you..

[–]doctermustache 0 points1 point ago

You are the bane of my existence..

[–]bl00dyg33k 0 points1 point ago

Wait how do you do that?

[–]aJackztheRipper 40 points41 points ago

I thought her Cooking with Sarah Palin video was pretty funny.

[–]_spranger_ 43 points44 points ago

"This particular brand of flour is good because it's white. Like Jesus."

[–]MadPenisEnvy 27 points28 points ago

"And we're not gonna crack the eggs. Because that's abortion."

[–]RumpusRex 63 points64 points ago

[–]Apostolate 8 points9 points ago

I wonder if you'll get as many upvotes, as he has thumbs up?

[–]garkes 0 points1 point ago

I was #59, when I saw your comment I un-voted it

[–]Thunder-ten-tronckh 1 point2 points ago

I definitely did not down vote you.

[–]Vapour428 33 points34 points ago

Man. Scumbag Reddit. Posts a picture of Jenna Marbles and one of her dogs, downvotes anyone who says they like Jenna Marbles.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I don't get it. She made a video supporting gay marriage, has a degree from one of the top colleges in the US, and people hate her just because she makes videos to entertain the majority of youtube which is most likely 13 year olds. It's like people hating an actor just because he makes bad movies. Do people hate Adam Sandler? Probably his movies, but not him as a person.

[–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp 1 point2 points ago

when i was little i visited the set of the longest yard. He was nice as could be, signed me an autograph without me asking and hung out with me with his bodyguard. Doesn't mean i approve of his last 5+ years of movies though. Damn shame. Still, great guy.

[–]Imstillawake 38 points39 points ago

Anyone who doesn't know who this is clearly doesn't have a girlfriend in college.

[–]Apostolate 22 points23 points ago

Hah I don't have a girlfriend, nor am I in college, and I know who this is. Jokes on you! Sweet tears of... of victory.

[–]jooze 27 points28 points ago

What

[–]quin_dawn 6 points7 points ago

I'm a girl in college. My boyfriend who is not in college introduced me to her videos.

[–]Rlysrh 2 points3 points ago

Yes but now you know who she is too and you're a girl in college so you're conforming to the stereotype.

Don't worry, I'm a girl in college and I'm conforming too. high five

[–]kaji823 -1 points0 points ago

Hah! Jokes on you, my girlfriend graduated last year!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

I didn't know there was a giraffe dog crossover. Shit must've gotten weird in the lab.

[–]joaniesteelie 2 points3 points ago

Its a silver unicorn!

[–]Mr_Radium 6 points7 points ago

I really anticipated Reddit's hive-mind to not like Jenna Marbles. You learn something every day.

[–]cgycnd 2 points3 points ago

The italian greyhound also looks super high.

[–]GrassChick 2 points3 points ago

WHEEEE! IT GETS THE PARTY GOIIIIIIING!

[–]crackofdawn 4 points5 points ago

Italian Greyhounds are awesome

[–]chefbsba 20 points21 points ago

[–]iloveyousomuchgaycow 11 points12 points ago

I love her... LANDSHARK! :D

[–]xoites 3 points4 points ago

What the hell kind of dog is that?

[–]miniskirtninja 10 points11 points ago

Italian greyhound I believe.

[–]xoites 3 points4 points ago

Thank you.

[–]subpar_lemonade 1 point2 points ago

My blue and white Iggie smiles, too. I love it.

[–]kidblast 1 point2 points ago

Come on! Face swap up in that bitch!

[–]m4nTiS 1 point2 points ago

Wait... Which one is Jenna Marbles?

[–]bltsmith 1 point2 points ago

Can we get a face swap of the girl and dog in here please?

[–]rocketshipotter 1 point2 points ago

No Adele! You cannot just turn up out of the blue, uninvited like that!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

MFW I immediately said "Kermieeee" in her voice.

[–]BobJ143 1 point2 points ago

Dat neck.

[–]somuchfacepalm 4 points5 points ago

the longer i look the funnier it gets XD

[–]Plushm4n[S] 3 points4 points ago

I know! I can't not laugh at this picture XD

[–]DJWaffle 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks Jenna Marbles is fucking annoying?

[–]MetalGuitarist -1 points0 points ago

I liked her for awhile and thought she was funny, but the quality of her videos and skits have definitely declined and I unsubbed a couple months ago.

[–]doesnt_describe_me 0 points1 point ago

nope!

[–]Marcob10 -4 points-3 points ago

She's neither funny nor hot. I don't get why she's youtube famous. The only thing saving her is the heavy use of jumpcuts to make it seem like she's witty.

[–]TalekAetem 0 points1 point ago

Are you calling black people dogs?!

[–]missespotatohead 2 points3 points ago

Love jennamarbles!

[–]ankie 4 points5 points ago

i love jenna marbles!

[–]hobo_shinobi 1 point2 points ago

Iggies are the shit.

[–]jpiglet 0 points1 point ago

Jenna Marbles has to be one of the most annoying people I've heard in a long time. There's nothing like a woman using baby talk to make you want to hang yourself.

[–]Capncorky 0 points1 point ago

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

that dog smiles like that cause he has seen 'everything'

[–]Redditor208 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there👍

[–]beckova23 0 points1 point ago

Bow wow wow yipee yo yipee yay..

[–]yojolady93 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]sparx483 0 points1 point ago

They must go to the same place to get their hair styled...

[–]Mints59 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]shizzy1427 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe that dog's face. I'm dying. This isn't real life.

[–]caracal12 0 points1 point ago

Jenna Marbles approves.

[–]Marathon_Funk 0 points1 point ago

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella around?...... fodrizzle

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

well he is Snoop Dogg

[–]magicblueman 0 points1 point ago

Has there never been a face swap for this? Seems like a prime candidate...

[–]shuttterhappy 0 points1 point ago

please tell me you sent that to jenna marbles lol

[–]babygirl456 0 points1 point ago

Lol i had to laugh out loud!!! Hahaha

[–]SenTedStevens 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't "get" me.

[–]TheJuBe 0 points1 point ago

What kind of dog is that?

[–]CommunityCollegiate 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Bone Pugz

Here are some screen caps of Snoop pug 1 2

[–]LiquidSplash 0 points1 point ago

repost.

[–]beatyour1337 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]Lithex 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so fucking hard.

[–]iloveyousomuchgaycow 0 points1 point ago

10,622 up votes, and 9,463 down votes? Are you fucking serious? Jenna Marbles is not only sexy as fuck, but also extremely hilarious. Some guys I know just watch her to see her breasts... I don't understand. Its the two best things in the world, comedy or whatever, and tits! everyone loves tits.

[–]kcabbit 0 points1 point ago

Can somebody photoshop Snoop's face over the dog from the first picture?

[–]LesliiJupetis 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[–]Mojon99 0 points1 point ago

[–]ninjamuffin 0 points1 point ago

damn Jenna Marbles is hot

[–]DeathbatMaggot 0 points1 point ago

Jenna is a fucking babe....

[–]agumonkey 0 points1 point ago

I want her, and her dog.

[–]trebomb23 0 points1 point ago

Jenna marbles is fucking gorgeous!

[–]awrhaernnare -4 points-3 points ago

Has she been naked yet?

[–]Beetrain 26 points27 points ago

I'm sure at some point. Considering she's an adult, at some point she would need to shower or SOMETHING.

[–]carpeDeezNuts 2 points3 points ago

[–]HarrBear -1 points0 points ago

All my upvotes, have them.

[–]Gavalar -3 points-2 points ago

/r/funny has really been lacking lately. What is this juvenile crap I'm looking at?

[–]thrawst -1 points0 points ago

I laughed

[–]Gavalar 1 point2 points ago

Are you American?

[–]thrawst -1 points0 points ago

no

[–]Gavalar 0 points1 point ago

Oh... Where are you from? If you don't mind me asking.

[–]thrawst 0 points1 point ago

Canada

[–]Gavalar -4 points-3 points ago

Oh. Americans generally have a poor sense of humour so that's why I was asking.

[–]thrawst 0 points1 point ago

Where you from

[–]Gavalar -2 points-1 points ago

Britain.

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[–]LogsGetBuiltToo 1 point2 points ago

Well someone certainly has some anger issues.

[–]Animal89 -5 points-4 points ago

that is one ugly fucking dog

[–]dogfishchickorystout -4 points-3 points ago

this is the most downvoted comment thread i have ever seen..

[–]Torch_Salesman 8 points9 points ago

You've been here 4 days. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Shit, I remember the massacre that was the "Level Level: Level" thread, and that wasn't all that long ago.

[–]dogfishchickorystout -1 points0 points ago

yeah i haven't actually been here 4 days. Joke's on you bud.

[–]Torch_Salesman -1 points0 points ago

I tried giving you the benefit of the doubt with how long you've been here. Without that defense for you, your original comment becomes even more laughable than it already was.

As you can tell by the voting, there's definitely a joke here. It's just not me.

[–]dogfishchickorystout 0 points1 point ago

well at least I'm not fat and single. and did you take into account that maybe this is just a throwaway for me to vent about people like you?

[–]Torch_Salesman 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you caught me, I'm definitely obese and alone. You really hit the nail on the head with that one, yessir.

Really though, is that your actual comeback? "I don't have anything to say, so I'll just make arbitrary judgements and hope it hurts him"? That's a child's logic.

[–]dogfishchickorystout 0 points1 point ago

oh and yeah, since i know how to use the term 'throwaway' than i mustn't have only been here for 4 days. Go Fuck YourSelf.

[–]a-typical-redditor -1 points0 points ago

This is an experience I am familiar with, and it is in picture format.

Upvote.

[–]Nrthstar -1 points0 points ago

That dog freaks me out, but Marbles is amazing.

[–]Calvin8521 -1 points0 points ago

This makes repost ok.

[–]connorbonnor -1 points0 points ago

For some reason jenna marbles has one of those faces I just want to punch.

[–]m0rguemistress13 -1 points0 points ago

I LOVE jennamarbles, she is so funny and nice to look at!

[–]RobertTheSpruce -2 points-1 points ago

Dog looks more like it's owner than Snoop...

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[–]iamdanhi 3 points4 points ago

SO BRAVE HISPTER.

[–]PersonX2 -3 points-2 points ago

yo dawg...