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[–]linhmonade 31 points32 points ago

because Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter was too mainstream

[–]kionii 12 points13 points ago

This picture was actually illustrated before the movie and book Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The same guy did one of Lincoln holding an assault rifle and the Emancipation Proclamation from the back of a grizzly bear, and another of Teddy Roosevelt shooting an LMG at a yeti / bear in front of a giant forest fire.

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 6 points7 points ago

[–]beckzilla 1 point2 points ago

lol Teddy Roosevelt is my background right now, I have also seen a Thomas Jefferson one holding the declaration of independence and punching a gorilla in the face

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 2 points3 points ago

I have the whole set in my wallpaper folder and it cycles to one of them every once in a while

[–]Arekku 9 points10 points ago

Shoot them in the head Washington! In the white's of their bloodshot eyes!

[–]Mercyfulfate1988 1 point2 points ago

This picture just lost all its realism for me...

[–]kane926 -1 points0 points ago

It really does, this looks like Washington's last moment alive in Florida.

[–]killerado 3 points4 points ago

Twist, George Washington is a zombie

[–]RPDinSLC 5 points6 points ago

6'20", fucking killing for fun

[–]af01822 4 points5 points ago

Killed his sensei in a duel and never said why

[–]garbieleus 0 points1 point ago

12 stories tall, made of radiation

[–]asimov_fan 4 points5 points ago

http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/ for those of you who are curious! Interesting stuff.

[–]Lite_It_Up 6 points7 points ago

George Washington Zombie Hunter. I'd watch the shit outta that movie!

[–]all_knowing_fish[S] 5 points6 points ago

when the nation needed him most he returned from the dead.... To kill the dead. Declaration of InDEADpendence

[–]annoyinglyclever 1 point2 points ago

thought that said InDEANpendence at first, then I realized I'm not in /r/community

[–]ebilrubberducky 0 points1 point ago

Then I recommend Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies. It's pretty amazing.

[–]NameForMyAccount 2 points3 points ago

Well he's certainly getting eaten/infected if he keeps shooting them in the chest like that. C'mon Mr. President, aim for the head!

[–]c1vilian 1 point2 points ago

Aaaand, a new desktop background for me.

[–]latticusnon 1 point2 points ago

He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.

[–]ToastmahGhost 1 point2 points ago

What's weird is if they made this into a video game it would do incredibly well.

[–]lYossarian 1 point2 points ago

Oooooohhhhhh.... Washington. Washing-ton. Six-foot, ten fucking killing for fun.

[–]JustForBrowsing 1 point2 points ago

I think I like history now!

[–]kinsmed 1 point2 points ago

He is the Father of Kickin' Shit Out of Zombies.

[–]K3rfknpwnly 1 point2 points ago

Washington kinda resembles Jeff Goldbloom. And I don't mind it.

[–]Sallazar 1 point2 points ago

Is this the new form of patriotism? Pretending founding fathers were action heroes? If so can I apply for dual citizenship if I have no connection with any other country?

[–]Clowens 1 point2 points ago

I think we can all agree his pants are the best part of this picture

[–]timeforfood 1 point2 points ago

AAAAAAHHHH WHEN WILL THE FLORIDA ZOMBIE JOKES DIE??!

YES I AM AWARE OF THE PUN. FUCK YOU.

[–]diggemigre 1 point2 points ago

They did die.

But then they came back.

[–]HerpvonderpingtonIII 0 points1 point ago

This looks like video game footage, if it is someone tell me where this game is located

[–]Voodooduffman 0 points1 point ago

I'll just leave this here. Pst. It's where you can buy an "Epic" size portrait of this.

[–]potatoman96 0 points1 point ago

This would be an epic L4D mod.

[–]dietwhiskey 0 points1 point ago

I think that's just the Ubisoft Press Conference

[–]Manifestoofsam 0 points1 point ago

Laptop wallpaper acquired.

[–]SchoonerBoat 0 points1 point ago

And here's Washington in Colombia.

[–]ronfromcny 0 points1 point ago

man, I wish he was wearing a jet pack.

[–]zoqfotpik 0 points1 point ago

Why is Isaac Asimov shooting zombies while wearing those pants?

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

Zubaz? Really, George?

[–]whiskeynotwater 0 points1 point ago

Somebody should send this script to Jeff Goldblum.

[–]MCCornflake1 0 points1 point ago

Does anybody have a link to all the artwork that's like this?

[–]psycho_clown 0 points1 point ago

wow assassins creed 3 is really getting good

[–]psycoiceman 0 points1 point ago

Annnd my gf just bought me that signed print. Just put it up today.

[–]BobbyOShea 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna go ahead and say that Washington would know you have to shoot them in the head. This is, therefore, deemed fictitiously historically inaccurate.

[–]RavinDaveR 0 points1 point ago

Who does he think he is -- George Zimmerman or something?

[–]TrackerF16 -1 points0 points ago

Why is this in /r/funny?

[–]Bridgemaster11 -1 points0 points ago

Why is he wearing pajama pants?

[–]kionii 1 point2 points ago

They're "American Camoflauge". Notice the camo pattern with Red/White/Blue?

[–]trustedsource -1 points0 points ago

Assassin's Creed 3

[–]gender_bot -3 points-2 points ago

I identified one face in this photo

Face 1:
* 77% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
* Gender is male with 53% confidence
* Approximate Age is 24 with 97% confidence
* Persons mood is happy with 13% confidence
* Persons lips are sealed with 49% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

[–]trevlacessej -2 points-1 points ago

Washington would totally use revolvers and bolt action rifles, not semi-autos, but it's an awesome picture anyway

[–]codontherobot 3 points4 points ago

neither of those weapons were invented in his life time.