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[–]brokenbrakes 16 points17 points ago

anyone else find this just a little bit insesty

[–]Gigathulu 4 points5 points ago

I found it more pedo-beary

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[–]Pheon809 8 points9 points ago

You shouldn't yoke about these things.

[–]WarEmblem27 5 points6 points ago

Give her a week, shell forget it ever happened...

[–]Hero_of_Brandon 5 points6 points ago

and now we know why she crossed the road too!

[–]hairloop27 1 point2 points ago

I recently heard the in depth explanation of the chicken crossing the road joke. "To get to the OTHER SIDE" apparently means to die.

[–]AutumnEmber 1 point2 points ago

I guess that makes sense, especially if its a busy highway.

[–]SteveOddJobs -1 points0 points ago

That is bullshit.

[–]hairloop27 1 point2 points ago

Why?

[–]anonymous123421 0 points1 point ago

Overanalysis.

[–]RAGEdemon 2 points3 points ago

I've never understood this silly causality dilemma. Obviously the egg came first. Eggs were laid by whatever evolved into the chicken. At some point, the pre-chicken species laid an egg, as they would normally have done for millions of years, and a modern day chicken hatched.

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[–]thissiteisalright[S] 0 points1 point ago

trolled_softly.jpg

[–]lurebat 2 points3 points ago

dosen't it makes her a pedophile?

[–]UltimateLemon 1 point2 points ago

"Understanding how chickens make egg shells is fascinating in itself..."

Sure is, bro

[–]fairwayks -1 points0 points ago

Just another bitch trying to make her guy feel inferior. Time to take her across the road to the KFC.

[–]estanmilko 1 point2 points ago

The implication here really says the chicken came first, as it only took her 25 seconds to answer the question.

[–]raoulSWEduke 1 point2 points ago

That age-old question if there's anyone out there that hasn't heard/seen/told this joke already?

[–]illmoney 1 point2 points ago

[–]ObviouslyTemp 0 points1 point ago

Motherfucker...I knew it!

[–]Rellikten 0 points1 point ago

Did he just have sex with his mother or did she have sex with a minor? I'm so confused right now.

[–]MeAndLazarus 0 points1 point ago

Considered posting witty comment about chicken Oedipus, found this instead in google images and decided to call it a day.

[–]majorkev 0 points1 point ago

Well, fuck.

[–]DaBombbbb 0 points1 point ago

DAT CHICK!

[–]lowerletters -3 points-2 points ago

If you are looking at the comments on this post, it's because your name is Kevin and are looking for others of your kind

~sparkles~

[–]zoomzoomla -1 points0 points ago

Presumably the chicken came eventually?

[–]jauho 2 points3 points ago

And with no help from the egg thank you very much.