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[–]Tickle_The_Grundle 3 points4 points ago

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Might as well repost my comment while we're at it. "This is like if Dave Chappelle was in The Green Mile instead of Michael Clarke Duncan."

[–]Davolo 17 points18 points ago

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"Even after being convicted of two counts of first-degree murder Friday afternoon, Michael Anson Harrell smiled, waved to the media and displayed no remorse for the Jan. 18, 2008, shooting deaths of 24-year-old Crystal Scholl-Gordon and 25-year-old David Moore."

Hilarious.

[–]solidsnake2730 6 points7 points ago

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[–]xebo -1 points0 points ago

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[–]phrancois 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to point out Farva.

[–]SimilarImage 6 points7 points ago

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[–]statikuz 1 point2 points ago

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Would have been innocent if he had plead the fifth.

[–]PatrickBateman1987 1 point2 points ago

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Cop on the back left orders coke by the liter.

[–]raydeen 1 point2 points ago

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Guilty...of being FABULOUS!!!

[–]DrDWayneLove 0 points1 point ago

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How many murders is he guilty of? The higher above one that that number grows, this becomes less funny and more creepy.

[–]Scaletta467 1 point2 points ago

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Guilty of 2 murders, Crystall Scholl-Gordon and David Moore.

[–]mauxly 0 points1 point ago

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That cop to the left has the best, "You've got to be fucking kidding me" look.

[–]sadman81 0 points1 point ago

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Hi guy z :-)

[–]chongo403[!] 0 points1 point ago

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You want some cheeseburgers?

[–]Grand_Theft_Audio 0 points1 point ago

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He kinda looks like a black Will Ferrel.

[–]vinsite 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Horace Pinker

[–]horsekillsboy 0 points1 point ago

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oh, Haaaaaiiiiiii

[–]Pheon809 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely Insane.

[–]teletypeturtle 0 points1 point ago

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That word, guilty. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–]GundamWang 0 points1 point ago

HI

[–]komara22 -1 points0 points ago

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this was in my local paper!

[–]fairwayks -1 points0 points ago

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UPDATE: Michael Anson Harrell in the prison yard.

[–]TheFirstRuKuS -1 points0 points ago

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the one in the back left kinda looks like farva

[–]CharsKimble -1 points0 points ago

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Guilty of not giving a single fuck that day.

[–]FapMasterSlick -1 points0 points ago

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more like derp walk! anybody?