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Dafuq did I just read? (imgur.com)

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[–]IS_THIS_STORY_REAL 62 points63 points ago

NO.

[–]WHO_FUCKIN_CARES 29 points30 points ago

NO ONE.

[–]WHY-ARE-WE-YELLING 24 points25 points ago

?

[–]ThEWaFfLe101 86 points87 points ago

You just read something completely fake /thread

[–]Grammer_NotZ 20 points21 points ago

we don't go to yahoo anymore...

[–]Elsarild 36 points37 points ago

It is a silly place.

[–]loganh123 9 points10 points ago

Well obviously. It's still hilarious nonetheless. Stop being a Debby Downer.

[–]ThatsSplendid 112 points113 points ago

I know what I just read - A repost.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

With an inappropriate rage face to boot!

[–]loganh123 9 points10 points ago

I've never seen this before, And I laughed. Stop saying this.

[–]ThatsSplendid 3 points4 points ago

Everyone else on Reddit has.

[–]loganh123 8 points9 points ago

Yep, every single person.

[–]TrashySamurai 1 point2 points ago

I didn't and I am over a year old... haha

[–]ThatsSplendid 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for reiterating.

[–]deyur 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't this from yesterday?

[–]popepeterjames 34 points35 points ago

Yahoo Answers = 90% trolls.

[–]munge_me_not 6 points7 points ago

Masturbating with an egg? Is this a thing? Ladies?

[–]mrpineapplehouse 4 points5 points ago

bump. I would also like to know the answer to this. somebody help

[–]Bearcubby17 1 point2 points ago

All the time why do you think there's deviled eggs at every party

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[–]dbcification 5 points6 points ago

Dafuq

[–]IceColdJuiceBox 1 point2 points ago

Why dafuq not?

[–]Bearcubby17 0 points1 point ago

I will throw a dictionary at your face

[–]Shurtugil -2 points-1 points ago

Because you're not from South Africa. That's how it sounds when you say "The fuck?" in that accent.

[–]OhJustNothing -1 points0 points ago

Gooby pls

[–]bannana 5 points6 points ago

I have an egg and a vagina and would like to try this but am afraid of the egg breaking before it's hardboiled.

[–]supersauce 4 points5 points ago

No worries. Just drop a lit match into your vagina, have your assistant blow it out, and just then, cover the opening to your vagina with the egg. The recently extinguished combustion will cause your vag to seek oxygen so hard that it will suck the egg into your cooter-muffin. Don't wiggle around, and within a couple of days you'll have a nice, hard egg (or some kind of nice, hard growth, I don't remember).

[–]mrpineapplehouse 1 point2 points ago

do it. for science!

[–]gigitrix 20 points21 points ago

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

[–]auraness 5 points6 points ago

All the way down.

[–]macogle 5 points6 points ago

orisitup?

[–]Zoober_The_Goober 14 points15 points ago

What's really fucked up is that the father knew the entire history of that egg... the aristocrats!

[–]spoon_fed 2 points3 points ago

I wonder how long it takes to fully cook an egg at body temperature now.

[–]TheJanks 5 points6 points ago

I couldn't write something so eloquent no matter how hard I would try.

[–]Ben_Jahmin 3 points4 points ago

Dyson community management.

[–]Bad_Zoo_Boy 1 point2 points ago

Repost of a repost or a repost

[–]hungry138imp 1 point2 points ago

The fact remains that I am aroused.

[–]xDeda 1 point2 points ago

Hi guys my parnts wer out and I mastuebated but it was boring so I took the printer and used it help me

Is this normal pls

Also the printer broke what am I gone to tell them

Does anyone else masturbate with a printe

[–]supersauce 1 point2 points ago

Same thing the rest of us read 73 times; a yahoo answers troll. You're gonna love learning how babbys is formed.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

..I wonder if that's how boiled eggs were first discovered.

[–]smittyjones 2 points3 points ago

She should have said a Kirby, Kirby vacuums have more suction with a full bag than a Dyson with an empty can.

[–]gnorty 1 point2 points ago

In a past life I was a Kirby salesman. I am an engineer, and I can say with certainty that the suction power of a Kirby is nothing spectacular at all. They work by a whole different principle than simply more suction.

[–]scharwenkadh 1 point2 points ago

Hail hail the gang's all here.
Gonna sell the Kirby,
Yes we sell the Kirby!
Hail hail the gang's all here
Gonna sell the Kirby now!

Wow... 14 years later... still having nightmares apparently. Is there a support group for recovering Kirby salesmen?

Amazing machines, really - just a completely evil sales system.

[–]gnorty 1 point2 points ago

lol - I didn't ever get to sing that song, although I was vaguely aware that such a song exists. Didn't stay with it for long - like you say, evil sales system. Long enough to appreciate the engineering involved, but I still don't know the answer to the question every new person asked - "Why don't you just sell these in the shops like every other vacuum cleaner?"

[–]erasethenoise 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought you were talking about this guy.

[–]snu-snu 2 points3 points ago

This is like that cucumber story...

[–]freestbeast 3 points4 points ago

at first i literally thought it was the cucumber story but with the egg instead...close, but a little different, and still complete bullshit

[–]N2tZ 1 point2 points ago

You had it right in the image but then you just had to fuck up by putting 'dafuq' in the title.

[–]pyrosheep 0 points1 point ago

If you are going to repost something, don't do it a few days after the original is posted.

[–]paranoidbeemer 6 points7 points ago

The original was like a year ago. It's posted constantly. This is the third time in the last three days.

[–]kamikazimatt 0 points1 point ago

Yahoo answers: providing ridiculous questions and even more ridiculous answers for laughs since 2005.

[–]everythingsucksbutme 0 points1 point ago

I ate a bad cucumber

[–]DotCum 0 points1 point ago

simple. the egg was hard-boiled when she started.

mystery solved. case closed.

[–]leetyourmakeup 0 points1 point ago

Trying to find this led me to this...look at the responses.

[–]waldoRDRS 0 points1 point ago

The last time I saw this, I posted the chemical necessities to boil an egg in a vagina. That was right after midterms. Now I'm taking my AP exam in 2 weeks. So thank you for reminding me that at one point this year, I thought I understood this material. So fuck.

[–]pantallica_51 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on uberhumor. Does that mean uberhumor stole it from reddit? How do I know what is a repost a what is not?

[–]andrew_sauce 0 points1 point ago

if this isnt real then the person who fabricated it deserves all the upvotes anyway... that was pure gold

[–]ghostrider90 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard at this.

[–]Dat_Wizard 0 points1 point ago

fake or not, I laughed my ass off

[–]aidan98 0 points1 point ago

Holy gallon of whale sperm...

[–]misterfanwank 0 points1 point ago

My eyes keep staring at the words "Resolved Question."

WHAT ANSWERS ARE COVERED BY THE RAGE FACE?

[–]MEiac 0 points1 point ago

pickled egg?

[–]Mattprime86 0 points1 point ago

Older than Gandalf

[–]biggerthanthesound 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]Mellowde 1 point2 points ago

I know it's not real, but I'm constantly impressed with the ridiculous scenarios that yahoo answers produces. There is some seriously under-utilized creative talent in this country.

[–]Im_A_Parrot 0 points1 point ago

I regret that I have but one downvote to give for "Dafuq."

[–]RichardBachman 0 points1 point ago

Lies.

[–]supersmurf 0 points1 point ago

Re re re re reeeeepoooooost

[–]cheatochris13 -3 points-2 points ago

I guess the real question is how well did it hard boil the egg. I mean, I personally like the yoke a bit runny

[–]SuppleFingers -4 points-3 points ago

Repost city Population: you

[–]Gregoriansays -2 points-1 points ago

Oh dear LORD above- so many levels of wrong all wrapped up into a neat little story!

[–]UtterlyDisposable -1 points0 points ago

Well let's skip off to imagination land and pretend this isn't a complete troll for a moment. It appears that this nice young lady has inadvertently discovered a cheap new method for sous-vide cooking!

[–]LiquidFire0524 -1 points0 points ago

Repost... What a loss of my crucial 5sec of life.

[–]ToasterAtheism -4 points-3 points ago

That was cucumber girl's sister.

[–]aaybma -4 points-3 points ago

NSFW

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[–]fassblogger -3 points-2 points ago

you deserve the ignorance of bliss that i still wish i had

[–]Titsordownvote -2 points-1 points ago

Hahahha the one thing that has made me laugh out loud today!!!

[–]Shadowwolf_15 -3 points-2 points ago

Holy shit there are not WTFs in the world to describe how I now feel.

[–]jsphstz -4 points-3 points ago

pukes

[–]bunnyflop -3 points-2 points ago

not just a regular vacuum. my vag is a dyson.

IMO funniest part

[–]LeoPanthera -5 points-4 points ago

trololololo

[–]tentakelbob -1 points0 points ago

this is the funniest thing i've read in a while

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