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[–]Good_day_to_you_SIR_ 98 points99 points ago

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LIKE A SIR BACON ATHEISM

[–]Ragnalypse 12 points13 points ago

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Good day to you, sir bacon atheism.

[–]Good_day_to_you_SIR_ 4 points5 points ago

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Likewise

[–]SirBaconAtheism -1 points0 points ago

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A good day to you both. But, I pray that you would please not converse about me with out my presence. All in good fun though, chaps. Et wot?

[–]Good_day_to_you_SIR_ 1 point2 points ago

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I smell a novelty account

[–]The_Messiah[S] 51 points52 points ago*

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---> HEY! LISTEN! IF YOU LIKED THIS COMIC, YOU CAN FIND MORE COMICS LIKE THIS AT CHAINSAWSUIT.COM! GO VISIT THE SITE AND GIVE THE AUTHOR AD REVENUE!!! <---

It'd be cool if you could upvote this comment and downvote this other comment of mine so everyone sees this but my karma stays the same. And if you're wondering why I uploaded it to imgur, here's why.

edit: Chainsawsuit.com is mentioned at the top of the comic but I'd hate for Kris Straub to miss out on all this potential revenue.

[–]bullintheheather 10 points11 points ago

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All the likes, upvotes, +1s, and shares for Kris Straub!

[–]The_Messiah[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Yes! He is an amazing person.

[–]sje46 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't matter....still should link to site. It even says in the sidebar.

[–]The_Messiah[S] 0 points1 point ago

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And askreddit is supposedly for thought-provoking, inspired questions... anyway, here's why I did it.

[–]sje46 0 points1 point ago

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I'd rather the artist get some ad revenue than none at all. Perhaps you should have posted to /r/comics instead.

[–]GuaranteedDownVote -2 points-1 points ago

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Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments.

[–]The_Messiah[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I posted a separate submission to the original comic's site too! Guess which one got all the upvotes...

[–]GuaranteedDownVote -1 points0 points ago*

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I know you did, I checked your history.

It's not just the source that helps, although I do admit that it being an imgur link will vastly increase the amount of votes, you submitted the other link at 9:24AM GMT, when most of the U.S. was asleep.

Still does not change the fact that it is a re-hosted web comic and will be removed.

EDIT: 3 minutes later and there it goes. Good day, sir.

[–]BrowsOfSteel 2 points3 points ago

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As if /r/funny (users or moderators) has ever given a shit about the rules.

[–]GuaranteedDownVote 0 points1 point ago

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They cared enough to remove it.

[–]The_Messiah[S] -3 points-2 points ago*

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Downvote this comment!

[–]aftohsix 14 points15 points ago

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This reminds me of a time I was browsing facebook while smoking marijuana, eating bacon and petting my cute cat and I saw a post by a christian that I thought was stupid so I told them they were stupid and then I took a screenshot of the stupid and then I posted it on Reddit.

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[–]aftohsix 4 points5 points ago

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Dammit you've busted me! I don't own a cat or smoke marijuana, I attend mass every Sunday and I eat bacon much less often than I would like because my wife wears the pants.

I am a terrible redditor. It was fun pretending though!

[–]cthulhu_zuul 2 points3 points ago

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Stop lying.

All real redditors are le friend-zoned.

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[–]colarg 0 points1 point ago

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What's the (MIC)?

[–]svullenballe 0 points1 point ago

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More in comments

[–]Scuttlebutt91 17 points18 points ago

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I can't stand rage posts. They aren't very funny

[–]StewieBanana 47 points48 points ago

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[–]metalrawk 4 points5 points ago

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best rage comic.

[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

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haha thanks man.

[–]anisenayati 10 points11 points ago

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le me le le leing to le le le derp derping the derp le le le

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[–]searingsky 1 point2 points ago

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Found this gem - nailed it?

[–]a_unique_username 1 point2 points ago

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Suddenly le wild "x" appears.

[–]lexfa 5 points6 points ago

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[–]anisenayati 2 points3 points ago

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This is not real, you don't have a 'True Story' panel at the end

[–]openletter8 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome.

[–]battery_go 0 points1 point ago

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Looking for more of these? Then we've got a great collection here Whoops, I mean, we quite a few in an awesome new subreddit! You should check it out :-)

[–]krazykenn 0 points1 point ago

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I agree! I hate people who act as if they are in a rage comic all the time more, though.

[–]themeir 6 points7 points ago

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I'm pretty new to reddit (been viewing it for about a month) and if there is one thing I hate more than the "look at my karma cat/dog" its those retarded le derping comics. If I see derp or derpina I immediately go back.

Un-original garbage by tweens/teens who don't have the mental capacity to write a short story.

[–]Stillatin 1 point2 points ago

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fucking hate rage comics. makes me....rage.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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SO BRAVE.

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

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Was looking through the comments and found this gem.

[–]Kauppaneuvos 1 point2 points ago

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You forgot derp-face.

[–]Corixxogator 1 point2 points ago

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You need to add another 10 or 12 panels to the comic.

[–]LogicMonster 0 points1 point ago

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Bacon Atheism sounds like something I would really want to support.

[–]alixstaysgold 0 points1 point ago

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I read the "All the likes, upvotes..." part in Pops' voice. The guy from Regular Show, and it made me smile.

[–]a_unique_username 0 points1 point ago

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Even worse when people get pissed off when you say they are fake and they come and tell you that movies aren't real so you shouldn't point it out because they are still funny.

It amazes me that people don't understand why something that actually happened is more interesting than something that could possibly happen if you imagine hard enough.

[–]Aperture_client 0 points1 point ago

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I love that all the new thirteen year olds think Reddit is made specifically for rage comics and image macros. Go check out the new queue of /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu , it's absolutely fucking terrible. Half the comics are about being in middle school.

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

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Le me derping like a sir, upvoting all the comments in this submission.

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Goes to show how lame most redditors are

[–]daweedhh 0 points1 point ago

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I loved "Bacon Atheism".

[–]CC-Crew -1 points0 points ago

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Rage comics may be more bearable if they avoided the overused memes. Le me posting on reddit when a wild complaint appears, ME NO GUSTA.

[–]Tastygroove -2 points-1 points ago

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Haven't seen a rage comic hit front page in a couple months right?

Have seen a few of these though..

[–]SirBaconAtheism -2 points-1 points ago

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How do they know my name?

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[–]rockemsockemrobot 6 points7 points ago

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You have the most degenerative sense of humor I have ever encountered. Congratulations. Tagging you as 'cave troll'.