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[–]MrTorres 35 points36 points ago

looks like it went right to me..

[–]Askura 11 points12 points ago

That's quite possibly the best ghost rider outfit I've ever seen. Pity he can only wear it for a short while before costume complications arise.

[–]CondescendingSean 4 points5 points ago

Already a better actor than Nick Cage.

[–]greedyiguana 2 points3 points ago

he forgot his skull helmet and chains though

[–]Eupho 4 points5 points ago

I like the passive agressive shouting of REPOST.

[–]Brisco_County_III 0 points1 point ago

There's a hell of a lot more where that came from.

[–]eternallylearning[S] 0 points1 point ago

I had no idea such a thing existed. Thanks!

[–]rawlingstones 3 points4 points ago

He's been a modern sex symbol ever since his nude photo-shoot.

[–]KingTroll69 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if I want to open that...

[–]jwhite878 2 points3 points ago

It's not bad.

[–]KingTroll69 1 point2 points ago

Why thank you kind sir!

[–]Pieloi 2 points3 points ago

I don't know about you r/Funny is definitely not the place to go looking for explanations in.

[–]homesnatch 2 points3 points ago

The other riders realize that they have no chance to beat Ghost Rider.

[–]lightslash53 2 points3 points ago

"WHO WOULD WANT TO WEAR AN ON-FIRE SUIT?"

"COSPLAY ENTHUSIASTS!"

"What?"

[–]StuperB71 0 points1 point ago

Love Archer

[–]heyheyjeffreyjay 0 points1 point ago

Way to ruin what could have been a good thread of Archer quotes.

[–]Kracus 4 points5 points ago

Nicholas Cage doesn't fuck around.

[–]Cheezio -2 points-1 points ago

He did when he made this terrible movie.

[–]SawssBawss 3 points4 points ago

you might say the race was... heated. http://www.thebigkahuna.co.uk/yeaaaah.gif

[–]Acidyo 4 points5 points ago

He got off to a fiery start!

[–]Mapes 4 points5 points ago

He smoked the competition!

[–]DeSanti 1 point2 points ago

He really was on fire in that race. Seriously. He was on fire.

[–]ramotsky 0 points1 point ago

You could say his atire was afire.

He's a lier-lier.

You couldn't hold a candle to him.

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[–]kinboyatuwo 0 points1 point ago

I think after this race he will be burnt out

[–]der_tek_er_jerbs 0 points1 point ago

Why does he have two pairs of sunglasses?

[–]db2 1 point2 points ago

He's just getting all fired up for the race.

[–]that_guitar_guy 1 point2 points ago

He's just playing on extreme difficult.

[–]mentat240 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone know what kind of bikes those are? I always wanted something between a pocket rocket and a chopper.

[–]midnight_cowboy 1 point2 points ago

It's a Yamahot.

[–]Life_is_hard_now 0 points1 point ago*

It is a vintage Dirt Track bike. They are a custom frame with normal motorcycle engines (sometime Harley twin engines, and modern motocross engines). Dirt Track racing once was really popular in the United States in the 70's and 80's, nowadays it is a 'behind the scene' racing experience (because Supercross/Motocross/Superbike have become bigger). many people who are successful in Flat track transition into Superbike/MotoGp. A famous example is Nicky Hayden, United States rider and MotoGp champion a few years back (like 5 or so)

He are some links: Dirt Track In the USA, and some dirt flat track videos

Edit*: oh yeah: Not Street legal, and definitely not between a 'pocket rocket' and chopper.

[–]Calugar 1 point2 points ago

"God damn it Jeff! Didn't you learn from last time?!"

[–]SurleynotPickles 1 point2 points ago

Cinna would be proud

[–]foreverSHINee 1 point2 points ago

You sir are a genius

[–]Bad_Cosplay_Critic 1 point2 points ago

Not bony enough. Would not bang.

[–]Ves22 1 point2 points ago

this isn't a cosplay, he's envolving.

[–]Cynikal818 2 points3 points ago

What do you mean gone wrong?...That's best acting I've ever seen from Nicolas Cage.

[–]Orcatype 0 points1 point ago

Burn!

[–]isuredoloveboobs 0 points1 point ago

I have been asking for nicholas cage to do this for years.

[–]AndrewNicla 0 points1 point ago

What a flamer...

[–]Le_Petit_Lapin 0 points1 point ago

Fantastic, first thing on Reddit that I've audibly laughed at in days.

[–]rabid-clanger 0 points1 point ago

A* for effort, I would also like to know a little back ground on this certain race, did the bike just explode?

[–]snakebite99 0 points1 point ago

The other drivers: "This is bullshit, no one told me Ghost Rider's gonna be here. Totally unfair."

[–]Xanatos903 0 points1 point ago

Moose Racing? I'm just going to go ahead and assume this is in Canada.

[–]thekfish 0 points1 point ago

One of these things is not like the others...

[–]Frank_N_Stein_CPA 0 points1 point ago

Fire. BAAAADDD!

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

The other guys: "You good, dude?"

[–]robwitsticks 0 points1 point ago*

If you haven't seen flat track racing it's actually a lot of fun to watch.

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

repost gone repost

[–]Mclongkok 0 points1 point ago

Classy Biker 79: seems to be a fine day for a race. Classy Biker 58: hmmm quite. Classy Biker 79: I believe I shall triumph over the competition. Classy Biker 58: Oh! It seems I have caught on fire. Classy Biker 79: hmmm yes. It seem you have. Shall I fetch you a pail of water, perhaps.

[–]Gamaguns 0 points1 point ago

He misinterpreted the term "Ignite your engines"

[–]unpredictableSOUP 0 points1 point ago

All of the other riders are like... "Showoff!"

[–]StuperB71 0 points1 point ago

I'm an asshole this made me laugh way too much

[–]VengefulToast 0 points1 point ago

I know it's not the right type of bike, but Frotch Rocket?

[–]yukonmadman 0 points1 point ago

SHIT 58! GET IT TOGETHER!

[–]like9mexicans 0 points1 point ago

8002315 time I've seen the pic, but the title nearly made me piss myself.

[–]me_and_batman 0 points1 point ago

"God dammit, Josh. Do you have to show off before EVERY race?!"

[–]insanity408 0 points1 point ago

old as shit

[–]mh048t 0 points1 point ago

LOL

[–]Lagwagonnofx813 0 points1 point ago

I haven't been able to take Ghost Rider seriously since the first movie.... ಠ_ಠ

[–]SonOfDadOfSam 0 points1 point ago

This is funnier if you imagine that the guy has been on fire for a little bit, and the other riders are sitting there saying, "Come on, Bob, quit being on fire so we can start the race!"

[–]ShawnaNana 0 points1 point ago

I kind of expected a still of Nick Cage from the movie.

[–]Mr_Squiddy 0 points1 point ago

In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like number 58 has actually set himself on fire.

He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.

[–]OsoGringo 0 points1 point ago

Those other guys are pretty damn chill.

[–]trifinity 0 points1 point ago

Racer 60: "Huh, well that's something you don't see every day, now is it 53?"

Racer 53: "Yep, I gotta say that's a new one."

[–]MOTHER_OF_NONE 0 points1 point ago

Not for long. I see a ghost in this mans future. And it will return to ride fiery.

[–]cheeZer -1 points0 points ago

Off to a bad start.

[–]Pagan-za -1 points0 points ago

Caught me so by surprise I laughed out loud.

[–]Hrel -1 points0 points ago

Funiest thing about this is all the other people just starring at him.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

He's quite hot.

[–]xanthrax33 -1 points0 points ago

Better FX than the Hunger Games

[–]rocker895 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, after reading the book's description I was underwhelmed by the CGI.

[–]2damnhigh -1 points0 points ago

Great, now my coworker is looking at my weird for losing my shit at work. Thanks a lot. Here's an upvote.

[–]Cyberslasher -1 points0 points ago

gone right*.

FTFY