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Kyle's first kiss (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 months ago by lauderdalepat
[–]Miscellaneous_Item 19 points20 points21 points 9 months ago
Just let him kiss you.
[–]Mookers77 29 points30 points31 points 9 months ago
Sounds like a weekend at bible camp.
[–]BlackJesus007 30 points31 points32 points 9 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/IP1a0.gif
[–]Mookers77 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I love it!!
[–]batmansthebomb 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
It seems like Kyle is just Brian taking matters into his own hands.
[–]MuttonTheChops 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Or maybe Brian is just Kyle giving up O_o (Conspiracy Kenue, use your imagination)
[–]SheldonFreeman 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I'm imagining you typed Keanu.
[–]MuttonTheChops 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
And I'm imagining you riding a narwhale and eating bacon while whipping a monkey to make him write that line and copy and paste "Keanu"
[–]LaughingHyene14 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
She turned him down, and he did something to her when she tried to escape. Hmmm. How is this not horrible?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
It is horrible. That's the entire point of this meme.
[–]Velvet_Goldmine 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!
[–]Shargur 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
I think Karate Kyle should be used more often! Kudos!
[–]peaceinthenight 28 points29 points30 points 9 months ago
Judos!
[–]hotheadpaisan 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Rapey and therefore not funny.
[–]goblomi -4 points-3 points-2 points 9 months ago
How do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear.
[–]heygeneparmesan 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Y'know, I had never heard that one before. Great job, Goblomi! Way to be a bastion of originality and poke a little fun at child rape, a topic that you hardly ever see joked about on the internet! Forget the disturbingly high statistics about the numbers of people raped as children, just keep those lulz comin!!
[–]goblomi 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
a man goes to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for birth control pills for his 11yr old daughter. The pharmacist is surprised at this - "She's only 11 and she's sexually active?" the father replies "not really, she usually just lays there like her mother."
[–]heygeneparmesan 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
You've got me in stitches over here bro! I had definitely never read that joke before either! Between you and me bro, jokes about rape (especially child rape, amiright) will never get old, not as long feminazis get so upset about them. Moar!!
[–]goblomi 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I like you and your self-Deprecating SRS like humor, I will surely find more for you anytime. Cant benned me here
Dude I couldnt upvote your comment because it didn't make my dick laugh :(
[–]Tashre 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Having just recently watched The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, this really creeped me out.
[–]FireFox516 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
You made me spit my soda out all over my brand new monitor.
Have an upvote, sir.
[–]theREALcholby -35 points-34 points-33 points 9 months ago
nobody cares that you're a faggot.
[–]GLaDOS_THE_POTATO 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
nobody cares that you're the REAL cholby
[–]theorymeltfool 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Stop feeding the troll
[–]iamesauce 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Go away, fake Cholby.
[–][deleted] -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago
Why would you think it's a good idea to say something like that?
[–]SlowClap 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Oh. Is it time for the weekly rape joke?
Pathetic.
[–]adriangonzalez28 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
Not sure if relevant username...
Or actually upset
[–]Del_Castigator 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
actually upset lots of people don't think rape is funny. at all. ever.
"It puts the lotion on its skin, it does what its told"
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[–]Del_Castigator 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
well then im uptight cause rape is just not hilarious.
[–]str1cken 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
*hourly
[–]TatertheHater 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Now go practice your roundhouse kicks.
[–]anoxymoron -6 points-5 points-4 points 9 months ago
I know I'm going to get downvoted to all hell for this, but can we PLEASE stop using rape as a casual punchine.
It's not big, it's not clever, it's not funny and, most importantly, it trivialises one of the most horrific violations a person can experience.
[–]ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH 12 points13 points14 points 9 months ago
But why can we make fun of murder?
It doesn't make sense with this double standard. Don't get me wrong, rape is one of the worst things that can happen to a person, but isn't murder worse?
Example
[–]sixfourch 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
Murder victims aren't told they got murdered because of how they dressed.
Unless they're black.
[–]anoxymoron -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Thanks. The (entirely expected) responses to my comment make my heart sink.
[–]sixfourch -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Reddit has always been full of misogynists, and that's never not going to be true.
[–]anoxymoron 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
The world has always been full of misogynists
FTFY
I refuse to believe that things can't change. Beliefs are constantly evolving it's just that sometimes evolution needs a little push in the right direction. And occasionally that push needs to be more like a blow to the head.
[–]sixfourch 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
I've found reddit to have a higher concentration of misogynists than the world in general.
[–]anoxymoron 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Fair. I think some of that is true of the internet in general (disproportionately populated by young men, emboldened by anonymity, assuming a homosocial community) and some it seems particularly virulent here. I wonder to what extent the self-righteousness of being a 'redditor' feeds into that.
[–]lauderdalepat[S] 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Who said anything about rape?
[–]d10nt_ban_me_again 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
I think rape is the least of kyle's victim's worries...
[–]drunkenkyle 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
It is.
[–]exscape 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Considering the nature of this meme, I didn't read it as rape - rather, he killed her when she laughed. Kyle usually kills people.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
this subreddit is full to the brim with 15 year old virgins. leave now while you stil can.
[–]Downvoted into oblivion; better drink my own piss.PartyBusGaming 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
15 year old virgins.
Pfft, I'm 16.
[–]maximalyst 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Pfft, I'm 20.
[–]6h057 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Pfft, I'm 22.
[–]Samuraijubei 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Pfft, I'm 82.
[–]Downvoted into oblivion; better drink my own piss.PartyBusGaming -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago*
Honestly, I don't see the point in saying that. ~~ ~~20 is an acceptable age for a "grown up" ~~ ~~I said that as a joke, since 16 isn't much older than 15...
Edit: ♫PartyBusGaming doesn't get jokes. DUMDUMDUMDUMDUM♫
He meant the virgin part.
[–]Downvoted into oblivion; better drink my own piss.PartyBusGaming 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Oh wow... I'm dumb. Why didn't I expect someone to make the same joke I did?
[–]anoxymoron -4 points-3 points-2 points 9 months ago
I know but aren't those exactly the people who need to learn? 15 year old virgins eventually become adults and someone who still thinks calling things 'gay' or joking about rape is funny is going to find it very difficult to get laid let alone find themselves a girlfriend.
[–]lauderdalepat[S] 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Dear anoxymoron,
OP here. This meme is about revenge as a generic term. If you think it suggests rape, then maybe you're the one with rape on the mind. Repression can be a bitch sometimes. I certainly wasn't suggesting rape. Please give up and move along.
Really? And how exactly is getting revenge on a woman for refusing one's sexual advances by preventing her from 'escaping' your grasp, 'generic'?
And yes, being triggered by casual and lazy rape jokes is a sign of 'repression'. Of what exactly? My sexual desire? A previous rape? (God I hope you didn't mean that).
Sadly, my principles mean I don't get to give up until this bullshit stops.
[–]Legio_X -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
I know plenty of people who use the word "gay" to make jokes who aren't homophobic in the least. And they don't have any problem with girlfriends, so much for that hypothesis.
http://mangeorge.man.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/homophobic-seal-gaaay.png
Finding that picture funny does not magically make someone homophobic.
[–]anoxymoron -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Sigh...
[–]Legio_X -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
The "fragile sensibilities" project, a manifesto on how to take offence at anything and everything. Fascinating.
Whoooosh...
I find your comment offensive. Please remove it immediately.
Oh... I see what you did there. Very clever. Nice.
But answer me this: did you put in even the slightest bit of effort to try to comprehend the site's project?
[–]Legio_X 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
The slightest amount of effort was not required to comprehend the site's less than subtle "project." It is one similar to your own: a futile attempt to prevent people from using jokes, or any other form of expression, in a way that you find offensive.
Allow me to tell you why it is futile: Section 2(b) of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. At least if you are in Canada, my country. Your own country would have its own constitutional/supreme law guaranteeing freedom of expression.
Note the one thing that these constitutions never say: they don't seem to say "you are allowed to do what you want, so long as it doesn't offend someone somewhere."
Why is that? Because in a world of 7 billion, many of them with fragile sensibilities such as yourself, someone out there will be offended by literally ANYTHING.
And so that is why being offended about something does not matter.
Stephen Fry puts it more eloquently.
http://i.imgur.com/EX5v4.jpg
[–]dsi1 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
ur hurting my feelngs plz stop mam b4 i reprt u
[–]polka_will_never_die 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Are you telling me Kyle is so badass he can literally rape women just by kissing them? Hoe-lee shiiit.
[–]rusty_iron_lung 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Getting kissed by someone as ugly as Kyle, how could it not be rape.
Good idea, we'll just use Hitler and Nazi jokes instead, after all, their crimes are far less significant than rape.
[–]Prostacyclin 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Because that is the only choice right?
You know it!
[–]LaughingHyene14 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Whoa, what? I think suggesting that is being implied is far more outrageous than the suggestion that sexual assault is involved in this image.
[–]alpharowe3 -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Not once did rape cross my mind when i read that meme. The fact it crossed your mind says something about you tho.
Murder isn't directly implied either and I'm sure it crossed a lot of people's minds... It doesn't make them bad people. But oh, the people concerned for the triggering nature of this image are just rapists themselves.yes, hmm, quite.
[–]rwhockey29 -3 points-2 points-1 points 9 months ago
So, what your saying is we should stop making jokes entirely, because they always are directed at someone or something?
Learn to take a joke. I'm fairly positive that while the majority of redditors find these funny, most of them are 100% against raping someone.
[–]_AxeOfKindness_ 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
All of them are 95% against rape
[–]rwhockey29 -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
There's nothing wrong with "just the tip".
[–]theREALcholby -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago
I was raped, and I use rape as a casual punchline. Stop being such a stupid nigger. fag.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Yeah and look how you've turned out. It's obviously damaged you. Go get counselling and don't encourage this kind of garbage
[–]theREALcholby -3 points-2 points-1 points 9 months ago
Maybe you should get spelling counseling, down-syndrome fucktard.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Is that all you have? Two l's instead of one? theREALdouchebag http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_is_the_correct_spelling_counseling_or_counselling
I'm not from your shitty fucked up country
[–]Homeschooled316 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Rape joke Saturday was yesterday. I guess it's Easter and all...
[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Am I remembering wrong or did he start as Karate Karl?
[–]digg1tydan 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
lol I don't know why but it bothers me that his belt is tied incorrectly. I know that's stupid but meh whatever. I think about it every time I see this meme.
[–]jablonski420 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
It's gold Jerry! Gold!!!
Is it just me or does Kyle look like Artie Ziff
[–]runner_fag 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I love this guy but can anyone tell me where it's from? Is there a reference or is it some random guy?
[–]alpharowe3 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Karate Kyle
I wish there was more karate kyle.
[–]MEANMUTHAFUKA 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
He's a karate-man. A karate-man bleed on the inside; he don't show no weaknesses. This dude probably know the quart o' blood technique too. That's when you HI-SA! and a quart of blood drop out a person's body. You ain't wanna fuck wit no karate-man..... Karate-man a badassmotherfucker!
[–]sqq -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago
Normally these are kinda clever. This wasn't funny or clever.
[–][deleted] -12 points-11 points-10 points 9 months ago
Why are you losers down voting this? Bunch of idiots that have to stoop to the lowest form of degradation to get a laugh.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
rapetastic
[–]m1m0 -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Karate Kyle: A Real American Hero.
[–]InvaderDJ -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Is this actually a rape joke? Or is this a typical murder joke, as in he tried to kiss her, she laughed, she tried to run, he laughed while he killed her?
Could go either way.
[–]skakruk 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Why would that matter? It'd be just a joke, either way. Despite murder being worse than rape in real life.
[–][deleted] -13 points-12 points-11 points 9 months ago
This is fucking stupid.
[–]Cypressinn -9 points-8 points-7 points 9 months ago
Your man now son. I'm proud of you
[–]Hookhand -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Isn't he supposed to have a clarinet?
[–]kow92 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
No, that's PTSD clarinet boy. Entirely different
[–]Hookhand 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Right. For example, that guy has a clarinet. Also other differences.
[–]1632 -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
That is a funny picture.... Posing as Bruce Lee this guy is not even able to bind his belt probably.
[–]cukiman -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Brilliant
[–]T-Bone_The_Spider -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Downvoted because my name is Kyle and this describes me.
[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -3 points-2 points-1 points 9 months ago
Kyle's first rape
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
π Rendered by PID 6002 on app-186 at 2013-01-22 08:26:23.255981+00:00 running f40af60.
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