all 129 comments

[–]Miscellaneous_Item 19 points20 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Mookers77 29 points30 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sounds like a weekend at bible camp.

[–]BlackJesus007 30 points31 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Mookers77 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I love it!!

[–]batmansthebomb 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It seems like Kyle is just Brian taking matters into his own hands.

[–]MuttonTheChops 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Or maybe Brian is just Kyle giving up O_o (Conspiracy Kenue, use your imagination)

[–]SheldonFreeman 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm imagining you typed Keanu.

[–]MuttonTheChops 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And I'm imagining you riding a narwhale and eating bacon while whipping a monkey to make him write that line and copy and paste "Keanu"

[–]LaughingHyene14 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

She turned him down, and he did something to her when she tried to escape. Hmmm. How is this not horrible?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It is horrible. That's the entire point of this meme.

[–]Velvet_Goldmine 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!

[–]Shargur 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think Karate Kyle should be used more often! Kudos!

[–]peaceinthenight 28 points29 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Judos!

[–]hotheadpaisan 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Rapey and therefore not funny.

[–]goblomi -4 points-3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

How do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear.

[–]heygeneparmesan 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Y'know, I had never heard that one before. Great job, Goblomi! Way to be a bastion of originality and poke a little fun at child rape, a topic that you hardly ever see joked about on the internet! Forget the disturbingly high statistics about the numbers of people raped as children, just keep those lulz comin!!

[–]goblomi 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

a man goes to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for birth control pills for his 11yr old daughter. The pharmacist is surprised at this - "She's only 11 and she's sexually active?" the father replies "not really, she usually just lays there like her mother."

[–]heygeneparmesan 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You've got me in stitches over here bro! I had definitely never read that joke before either! Between you and me bro, jokes about rape (especially child rape, amiright) will never get old, not as long feminazis get so upset about them. Moar!!

[–]goblomi 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I like you and your self-Deprecating SRS like humor, I will surely find more for you anytime. Cant benned me here

[–]heygeneparmesan 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dude I couldnt upvote your comment because it didn't make my dick laugh :(

[–]Tashre 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Having just recently watched The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, this really creeped me out.

[–]FireFox516 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You made me spit my soda out all over my brand new monitor.

Have an upvote, sir.

[–]SlowClap 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh. Is it time for the weekly rape joke?

Pathetic.

[–]adriangonzalez28 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Not sure if relevant username...

Or actually upset

[–]Del_Castigator 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

actually upset lots of people don't think rape is funny. at all. ever.

[–]goblomi 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"It puts the lotion on its skin, it does what its told"

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]Del_Castigator 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

well then im uptight cause rape is just not hilarious.

[–]str1cken 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

*hourly

[–]TatertheHater 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Now go practice your roundhouse kicks.

[–]Homeschooled316 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Rape joke Saturday was yesterday. I guess it's Easter and all...

[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Am I remembering wrong or did he start as Karate Karl?

[–]digg1tydan 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

lol I don't know why but it bothers me that his belt is tied incorrectly. I know that's stupid but meh whatever. I think about it every time I see this meme.

[–]jablonski420 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's gold Jerry! Gold!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is it just me or does Kyle look like Artie Ziff

[–]runner_fag 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I love this guy but can anyone tell me where it's from? Is there a reference or is it some random guy?

[–]alpharowe3 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Karate Kyle

[–]alpharowe3 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I wish there was more karate kyle.

[–]MEANMUTHAFUKA 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He's a karate-man. A karate-man bleed on the inside; he don't show no weaknesses. This dude probably know the quart o' blood technique too. That's when you HI-SA! and a quart of blood drop out a person's body. You ain't wanna fuck wit no karate-man..... Karate-man a badassmotherfucker!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

rapetastic

[–]m1m0 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Karate Kyle: A Real American Hero.

[–]InvaderDJ -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Is this actually a rape joke? Or is this a typical murder joke, as in he tried to kiss her, she laughed, she tried to run, he laughed while he killed her?

Could go either way.

[–]skakruk 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why would that matter? It'd be just a joke, either way. Despite murder being worse than rape in real life.

[–]Hookhand -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Isn't he supposed to have a clarinet?

[–]kow92 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No, that's PTSD clarinet boy. Entirely different

[–]Hookhand 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Right. For example, that guy has a clarinet. Also other differences.

[–]1632 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That is a funny picture.... Posing as Bruce Lee this guy is not even able to bind his belt probably.

[–]cukiman -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Brilliant

[–]T-Bone_The_Spider -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Downvoted because my name is Kyle and this describes me.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Kyle's first rape