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[–]redhousebythebog 49 points50 points ago

Would you rather have friends that don't question your sanity and follow along on with your crazy shit, or friends that belittle you when you are doing something dumb?

[–]BushMeat 9 points10 points ago

that's right! true bros got your back! even if it's against a pole.

[–]Roaning 26 points27 points ago

I'd rather a load of girl friends that would bang a pole without question if I tell them to.

[–]mred870 5 points6 points ago

What about a Swede?

[–]ThatsNoMoonlol 13 points14 points ago

Damn this is old...fuck now I feel old

[–]-Nathan- 11 points12 points ago

[–]shortsack 2 points3 points ago

This is like the directors cut extended scene of the .gif

[–]TwinkiePinkie 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was fake until I saw Spiderman.

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 2 points3 points ago

Fucking awesome

[–]Blunt_ 0 points1 point ago

I came here to post this you bastard

[–]JoePerfect 4 points5 points ago

The blind Mafia strike again...

[–]SyndromeOfTheDown 8 points9 points ago

"YOU HAVE DISHONORED ME!"

[–]procheese 3 points4 points ago

That big pole right next to the little guy could have helped, but NO. He just watched one of his own get beaten :(

[–]besims82 11 points12 points ago

Then everybody started Kung Fu fightiiing

[–]AK82 2 points3 points ago

I thought this was an anti-Polish post.

[–]st3dav 2 points3 points ago

Context! I demand some context for this!

[–]JakJakAttacks 2 points3 points ago

Those friends are true wingmen. They'll defend you from a goddamn pole if that's the case.

[–]gnyxdyt 1 point2 points ago

aw man thats awesome!

[–]peetah74 1 point2 points ago

that's how asian gangsters do it.

[–]iamkatyohseven 1 point2 points ago

Wow. But his friends still had his back.

[–]RossMan 1 point2 points ago

bros before poles.

[–]buttersnaphat 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha that's very funny

[–]yao_42 1 point2 points ago

if this is from a movie, please tell me the name of it!!!!

[–]Eggnogg -1 points0 points ago

I'm not sure, but it might be Kung Fu Hustle.

[–]yao_42 2 points3 points ago

dont think so, ive watched kung fu hustle at least 3-5 times...

my search continues...

[–]mikeas 1 point2 points ago

This is so funny that it makes the front page once a month with a different title. DIGG

[–]IMMADD2 1 point2 points ago

Damn Mexicans

[–]sgtpandybear 6 points7 points ago

How many times does this get reposted? I'm not going to downtoke, but seriously, use the search.

[–]stealthcopter 13 points14 points ago

In OPs defence reddit search fucking sucks.

[–]Fluffguck 11 points12 points ago

What the fuck exactly did you want him to search for before posting this? "Guy walks into pole and all his friends proceed to nonsensically beat the shit out of it"?

[–]PsyScience[S] 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/search?q=Guy+walks+into+pole&restrict_sr=on I did, no results, excuse me for my ignorance though.

[–]KohKohPuffs 8 points9 points ago

That's because nobody titled theirs "Guy walks into pole". And neither did you.

[–]sgtpandybear 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for searching. You can now proceed to post your content.

[–]DTChrome 0 points1 point ago

Clearly a downvote for this post.

[–]darklooshkin 0 points1 point ago

Read this in this guy's voice.

[–]brafas 0 points1 point ago

[–]jiltedjones 0 points1 point ago

Where's the guy who does the repost charts?

[–]Collodion 0 points1 point ago

Vietnamese Street Gang like a Boss

[–]whoopla 0 points1 point ago

Ice ice baby just so happened to be playing when i opened the gif. perfect timing.

[–]coolcatADD 0 points1 point ago

ok a guy walks into a bar.....

[–]Gravity_Cube 0 points1 point ago

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

1 on 1? Fuck that! It's 3 on 1 , no duels bitch!

[–]Arock99 0 points1 point ago

Fuck this post.

[–]cycophuk -1 points0 points ago

I wish I had friends like that.

[–]jet_tripleseven 0 points1 point ago

MFW i see a shitty post.

[–]dog_in_the_vent -3 points-2 points ago