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[–]metallica6474 8 points9 points ago

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Youth than to bacon, they never said you could only choose one

[–]monstermash100 1 point2 points ago

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and you go back afterwards to undo the bacon build up in your arteries moments before death.

[–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit, breaking down your arguments since 2005

[–]ScumbagMatt 2 points3 points ago

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Youth obviosuly. more time to eat bacon and do other shit.

[–]SpaceManAndy 1 point2 points ago

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Youth. You're old and collecting retirement. You get young again, continue collecting retirement AND get a job. 2 incomes! Buy all the bacon.

[–]operationhotbrother 0 points1 point ago

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Bacon.

[–]Clatz 0 points1 point ago

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I'd much rather die in a fountain of unceasing bacon than never die at all.

[–]Aszuul 0 points1 point ago

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but if you could kill yourself in that fountain over and over again by simply traveling back and forth...

[–]Clatz 0 points1 point ago

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But who in their right mind wants to go running around while full of bacon? For me personally, I'd rather just lay down, relax, and enjoy my satisfied stomach.

[–]dsigned001 0 points1 point ago

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Youth or Euthanasia.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Youthanasia

[–]dsigned001 0 points1 point ago

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Youthinasia

[–]ThePheenix 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure you'd be able to find some bacon during your eternal life.

[–]bwils777 0 points1 point ago

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Youth, then use your new found young vigor to build a nice little cottage at the fountain of Bacon

[–]FiftyTonBullet 0 points1 point ago

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You can walk on the grass and choose the middle road. If you keep a healthy diet and regular exercise routine you can indulge every now and then.