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[–]oneminuteslow 336 points337 points ago

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Taekwondo instructor here. One time I was helping two small children spar, probably 6-7 years old. The taller of the two extends his leg and swings it straight up into the other kid's nuts. As the poor boy is clutching his damaged goods, I yell "KICK HIGHER!" and the attacker complies by swinging his leg and kicking the kid straight in the head. I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did.

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points ago

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As a Korean male who was forced to take Taekwondo as a child, a thousand upvotes for you (-999)

[–]23_ 34 points35 points ago

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It's like your parents were conditioning you to be a ninja.

[–]lostpatrol 32 points33 points ago

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but does he play starcraft?

[–]Coloneljesus 25 points26 points ago

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every ninja plays starcraft. you just never see them.

[–]Abstractpants 6 points7 points ago

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Their dark Templars are impossible to detect.

[–]Cheddarballz90 5 points6 points ago

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Impossibru.... You need to know the difference. Especially talking about Asians.

[–]ms_zen 23 points24 points ago

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As a fellow taekwondo instructor-yes. We have to explain to the little boys why to wear cups. Many of the little girls get upset they don't get cups. At that point, we normally just distract them by talking about puppies or something. Also little kids sparring is the most adorable thing ever.

[–]SUPERSMILEYMAN 1 point2 points ago

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What if puppies don't distract them, what then?

[–]ms_zen 2 points3 points ago

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Then we've reached a dark time, my friend. A dark time indeed.

[–]IamStrategy 3 points4 points ago

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Sounds like a dream job.

[–]MrGoodbytes 1 point2 points ago

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Get him a body bag! Yeeaah!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I am a student of a Taekwondo master. I can confirm this. When sparring, always wear your cup and always wear your headgear.

Currently I am a 2nd Dan Black Belt.

[–]RandomIndianGuy 80 points81 points ago

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Watch out we got a badass over here

[–]biosaint 7 points8 points ago

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Nope, 1st Dan is when you begin learning badassery. All the color belts just build a foundation for the true studies

[–]Thezealot 2 points3 points ago

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For TKD I'd say this is pretty true. Getting 1st dan is the begging of actual learning.

[–]dag1979 2 points3 points ago

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That's true for a lot of Martial Arts, but not for bjj. The badassery starts at Blue belt. There are no belts between white and blue. Once you hit black, it's because you are a master.

[–]EnterTheBateman 3 points4 points ago

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White -> Yellow -> Blue. And correction, badassery starts day one. When I started training at the age of 9 the first thing I learned was how to choke someone out properly.

[–]hardrider2k4 10 points11 points ago

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I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. But one time, I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.

[–]dag1979 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I think some schools throw yellow in there to keep kids motivated. I agree that you're pretty functional quickly. I took Karate lessons as a kid, Kung Fu for three years as young adult, but I felt much more capable of handling myself after just 6 month of Jiu Jitsu than all the years training in other martial arts.

[–]EnterTheBateman 1 point2 points ago

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I've meddled in a bit of Muay Thai as well as Wing Chun. All three arts that I've trained in have proven to be extremely effective, no matter who it is that is using them. I like the fact that Jiu Jitsu gets straight to the point, no standing punching air for hours before you get to do anything fun. I am one of the odd ones that is not a fan of UFC, I hate what it has created. I started training in BJJ before I even knew about UFC, or any other fighting competition for sport.

[–]dag1979 -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm not a big UFC fan either.

I think pretty much any martial art can be effective against an untrained opponent. Muay Thai is undoubtedly one of the more effective arts and Wing Chun is probably the most effective form of Kung Fu. I just personally find Jiu Jitsu and it's derivatives to be the most effective for myself. Japanese Jiu Jitsu, BJJ and Krav Maga all have the same roots and are used for military and police training all over the world.

[–]EnterTheBateman 4 points5 points ago

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I find anything is effective against anybody who is over-confident and cocky. It's the truth.

[–]samsterlicious 1 point2 points ago

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kung fu is worthless in a fight.

[–]thatguyferg 0 points1 point ago

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I thought I read somewhere belts aren't really used in real martial arts, Americans adopted them as a way to see progress. Not sure if that's true though

[–]dag1979 6 points7 points ago

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Belts started in the early 1900s in Japan for Judo. They have since been adopted by all sorts of martial arts, mostly of Japanese origin. The statement you made sounds like something a Kung Fu practitioner would say. I did Shaolin Kung Fu for three years and those guys are elitist as hell. Don't get me wrong, some of them are truly impressive martial artists, but it's not the most functional system when it comes to self-defense.

[–]thatguyferg 0 points1 point ago

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I can't remember who said to to be honest, but thanks for clearing that up!

[–]biosaint 0 points1 point ago

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True this. Got a buddy who does BJJ, and the guys he rolls with are ridiculous

[–]TheCryptic 0 points1 point ago

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This would've been useful knowledge a year ago. Used to study Jeet Kune Do years ago, then got old and fat. Decided to try Taekwondo to get back in shape. Went for a month, and they were already putting stripes on my belt and talking about testing up. Thought it was a joke and quit.

[–]SuicydKing 2 points3 points ago

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TKD, like many structured martial arts in the US, is not really focused on bad-assery at all. In TKD, you learn Olympic rules sparring, and you get a good workout. Once you hit black belt, you start to learn some real-world self-defense techniques.

I constantly have to remind people that I'm not learning how to fight, but learning how to do Tae Kwon Do. It's apples to oranges when you compare it to something like JKD or BJJ. Great for people who aren't looking to be lethal weapons, just to be motivated to stay fit and work out with friends and family.

That said, I feel confidant that I'm in one of the best TKD programs on the East Coast. My current master was an all-Asia sparring champion and former Olympic coach. Sure, we test for colored belts pretty often (every few months), but it's not a black-belt factory like some American Martial Arts programs. Black Belt takes around three years to achieve, and for many that's only where their real training begins. I've checked out a few studios and I feel like I'm getting a great level of instruction where I am.

I'm surrounded by people who are in ridiculously good shape, and who can preform some very stunning feats of athleticism. Everyone is courteous, respectful and kind. It's an amazing community, and I couldn't hope to find better role models for my son. No one shows up wearing a Tap-Out T-shirt either, so that's a plus.

[–]WorkSafeSurfer 0 points1 point ago

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Ummm...perhaps... but badassery doesn't actually start to materialize till around the 3rd dan lever and higher.

It's a rair 2nd dan who has even crossed the 'I can handle a real bar fight without getting the shit kicked out of me' threshold in my experience. Starting aroudn 3rd degree, though, it really has all come together consistantly. This is where badassary starts for the gradings in the vast majority of martial arts schools.

TL;DR

Colored Belts, eg. Kyu Belts => Child Belts, (Child in the style, you are learning the foundations)

Black Belts, eg. Dan Belts => Adult Belts, (Adult in the style, starting to put it all together and learn the real stuff).

1st and 2nd Dan => Yay! I'm graduating from University!

*edit for additional information -

The above is based upon Belt Grading for Japaneese styles and styles that have borrowed their grading approach from that tradition, (so.. for instance, Taekwondo is like this even though it's a Korean style because it uses this tradition of Grading. Many Chineese Kung-fu styles do not share this approach. Same for styles from other parts of the world).

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not a badass.

[–]black19 1 point2 points ago

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We know

[–]ruffus4life 2 points3 points ago

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he is a bad ass maybe not to a bjj black belt but ya know

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No, I am not. And what's a bjj?

[–]dag1979 3 points4 points ago

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Brazillian Jiu Jitsu. The martial art popularized by the Gracie family and the UFC.

[–]immerc 1 point2 points ago

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blow job job, it's like a bj only better, and much harder to master, that's why they give out black belts.

[–]fahkauchikn 0 points1 point ago

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If you don't know, you can't afford it.

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[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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You're a poo-poo head.

[–]BCRob 10 points11 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/tY4Xd.gif

[–]Cane_Skretteburg 0 points1 point ago

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I want you to be my best friend

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It was over the course of 4 years.

[–]Rixxer 2 points3 points ago

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Calm down Alex, no one wants to hear about your "epic ninja skills".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You posted this just to call me Alex, didn't you?

[–]Rixxer 0 points1 point ago

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You bet :P

[–]ifarmpandas 1 point2 points ago*

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Ya, I'm gonna have to agree with this. Getting kicked in the nuts hurts.

[–]kaisernik 0 points1 point ago

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I had to move away from where I did Taekwondo when I was 1st KUP.

ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bo-Black?

[–]kaisernik 0 points1 point ago

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the one before 1st Dan

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's the half-black half-red one, right?

[–]kaisernik 0 points1 point ago

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yeah

[–]Alphaeno 0 points1 point ago

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Why do kids this young even spar? Are they learning something at this age, which I assume is 4. I don't even remember preschool.

[–]mannion 0 points1 point ago

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He actually did the right thing if he was getting jumped in real life.

[–]animalcrackers1 0 points1 point ago

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I am sitting here laughing so hard I am crying. Poor (kicked) kid.

[–]gne1217 0 points1 point ago

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I took traditional TKD and we never wore padding

[–]rmhawesome 1 point2 points ago

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Don't know why this is downvoted, for practical fighting instruction you shouldn't wear padding. Then again, who ever said taekwondo was practical

[–]quick_useless 92 points93 points ago

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I can't believe no one has posted a link to the video yet

http://youtu.be/CAP-Xj4Fz18

and here's a bonus one too

http://youtu.be/Ja5doyQzZ4Y

[–]Bare_Ass_Godzilla 10 points11 points ago

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Thank you. Video is loads better.

[–]GoldenFalcon 6 points7 points ago

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That's because the kid on the right did even more roundhouse kicks.

[–]skankinstephen 4 points5 points ago

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15 years later

[–]High_Five_______SIKE 1 point2 points ago

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You're not very useless at all, very quick though.

[–]Zafinar 1 point2 points ago

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This is better

[–]Agehn 0 points1 point ago

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Ah thanks, that second one is what I came here hoping to find. Fantastic.

[–]J-Garza 36 points37 points ago

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I use to be a Tae-Kwon-Do instructor and the most entertaining fights were the ones between two white-belt children. You could tell that they truly believed they were having the most god-awesome of all battles.

[–]Starslip 9 points10 points ago

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They were probably hearing this in their heads during it

[–]mtheory007 31 points32 points ago

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Spinning BACK KICK!!!! HIIIIIYA!!!

[–]x52495 11 points12 points ago

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FINISH HIM!!!!

[–]hskiel4_12 8 points9 points ago

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It's not very effective

[–]mtheory007 1 point2 points ago

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Oh but someday it might be

[–]imafunghi -1 points0 points ago

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The turn around calf raise!

[–]TheMediumPanda 109 points110 points ago

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Oh boy. This might just well be the cutest thing I've seen on Reddit this year. Love the little blue one's roundhouse kick.

[–]ScottCarmichael 23 points24 points ago

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Competitive Dance Offs: Training during formative years...

[–]elisno 5 points6 points ago

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Love the little blue one's roundhouse spinning kick.

FTFY

[–]PhanOfAndrew 5 points6 points ago

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I call it the dragon tail whip.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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you mean that spinning kick? because that's not a round house

[–]axeme 0 points1 point ago

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He's talking about all of the other kicks. A roundhouse kick is the main kick you use when sparring in Taekwondo. I think the "back kick" was way cuter though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hate to be a pedantic, but there is no "main" kick you use. I've been doing TKD for 6+ years.

[–]axeme 3 points4 points ago

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You're right :p. I'm just saying you wouldn't throw a back hook kick, cut kick, naroban or axe kick nearly as much as you throw a roundhouse (I count fast kicks and para chagees as roundhouses btw)

EDIT: I'm talking about in a sparring match. Not TKD in general

[–]snitzy 20 points21 points ago

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It looks cute but they are actually trying to get their fatalities off, "forward back foward back high kick lowkick*

[–]Quis_Custodiet 9 points10 points ago

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At first I thought they were dancing in cow costumes.

[–]schwaaann 65 points66 points ago

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romney v santorum

[–]nuklz 27 points28 points ago

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are they just going to river dance or is someone getting knocked the fuck out?

[–]bvanman 18 points19 points ago

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Good chance that if they both danced there long enough, one of them fell over.

[–]ced1106 0 points1 point ago

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More importantly, how soon did it take for the instructor to realize she's a glorified babysitter?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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If that back kick landed it would have been devastating.

[–]Wilburre 25 points26 points ago

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No, that is not enough padding. Did you see that guy's dragon kick?

Two words: Child and abuse.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Hey Hey let's go kenka suru

Taisetsui na mono protect my balls!

Boku ga warui so let's fighting...

Let's fighting love

[–]mordacthedenier 10 points11 points ago

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I just happened to be listening to techno when I opened this...

[–]severinggecko 9 points10 points ago

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As a Taekwondo instructor, the funniest class to teach is our Tiny Tiger Sparring class, its freaking funny to watch 4-6 year olds sparring in full gear and some of the stuff they say and do, I don't know how I have made it so far without busting out laughing in class

[–]sotheniderped 3 points4 points ago

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any cool stories?

[–]severinggecko 3 points4 points ago

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One sparring class a little girl kicked a little boy between the legs and he screamed out "she kicked me in the balls!!"

Or one time they were being especially unruly and I snapped and yelled "silence! Pushup position now!" the junior instructors all snapped to set position ridged with fear cause I had yelled pretty loud, and my buddy who was assisting with my class (also a full instructor) kept from trying to bust out laughing and looked at the parents watching who were all nodding with approval

One kid, was really bad to the point that one of our instructors who is the most non assuming person (home schooled and generally quieter) snapped and shook the kid a little, yelling the kids name to get him back to paying attention at each other is a running inside joke around the school

[–]AMBsFather 9 points10 points ago

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Red one "come on little man lets fight!"

Little blue one "swing and a miss!"

Red one "come on seriously let's fight!"

Little blue one remembers seeing an episode of mad tv with Stuart and retaliates by saying "look what I can do!"

[–]MoonDaddy 2 points3 points ago

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Happened to be listening to some smooth jazz while I watched this. It worked out.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That's a cute dance.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Ahahaha this is hilarious

[–]GALACTUSEATEROFWORLD 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting someone to come out of nowhere and punt both of the kids. Reddit, what have you done to me?

[–]CommentFieldIsToilet 1 point2 points ago

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I kept waiting until one of them got knocked out. Disappointed.

[–]tobidammit 1 point2 points ago

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I bet in their heads it is a fight of epic proportions.

[–]FriendOfTheGophers 1 point2 points ago

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Too much paddin? That's a paddlin.

[–]dnyfeng1 1 point2 points ago

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It took me way too long to realize this was a gif.

[–]spooney 1 point2 points ago

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That is the cutest little fight.

[–]coottenhimer 1 point2 points ago

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That gif needs to be smaller

[–]MJZMan 1 point2 points ago

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Lost when the kid in blue did his little reverse spin o rama kick move.

[–]SimilarImage 2 points3 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
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[–]ElTimablo 11 points12 points ago

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Oh my god. The repost detection bots are reposting.

[–]athenedarkeyed 0 points1 point ago

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They remind me of the chaos in sonic adventure.

[–]koopakoopa 0 points1 point ago

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This is an epic fight to the death

[–]ThatOgsfordLady 0 points1 point ago

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Champions in my book.

[–]uhmore 0 points1 point ago

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I love the back kicks!!!

[–]Sereyt 0 points1 point ago

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Eeeeeeeeee! Adoráble! That is the most intense fight Truly they are blackbelt masters!

[–]maxxspeed 0 points1 point ago

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I thought they were dancing.

[–]Ragnarok2kx 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this

[–]Madnesz 0 points1 point ago

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These guys are actualy ninjas their just pretending to suck so bad infront of the cam

[–]Weeblewonder 0 points1 point ago

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Theyre actually kicking ass perfectly but that is all our primitive video capture equipment can see of ninjas.

[–]theninjab0b 0 points1 point ago

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lol those little kids are having the most epic battle in there heads!

[–]merebrillante 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, Riverdance has changed!

[–]chrisnpissrhymes 0 points1 point ago

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Spinning kick aside, I love how jump they are.

[–]ProjectD13X 0 points1 point ago

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I have quite fond memories of getting the shit kicked out of me in sparing by many a foe

[–]Calculusbitch 0 points1 point ago

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This is probably what I look like while I imagine I am bruce lee in the TKD fights

[–]Zeretul4 0 points1 point ago

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watch it with with this playing

[–]immerc 0 points1 point ago

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And in a few short years (if their parents keep paying for lessons and paying for belt tests, and paying for seminars) they'll have black belts.

[–]Jarroseph 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for them to suddenly go ape shit and beat the living daylights out of each other.

[–]Champitoba 0 points1 point ago

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I am highly disappointed. I thought it said pudding.

[–]theroguesstash 0 points1 point ago

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Take all that shit off and hit each other, goddamnit!

[–]stonedotjimmy 0 points1 point ago

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it's even better because they were dancing to the song i was listening to

[–]DJAcidice 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of Irish folk dancing

[–]bigbadsad 0 points1 point ago

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That roundhouse kick is the best thing I have ever seen

[–]mettalica_101 0 points1 point ago

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someone loop this and add electronic music. #1 viral video

[–]intel23 0 points1 point ago

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this was too funny

[–]katamaridomination 0 points1 point ago

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I'm listening to the Cave by Mumford & Sons and it looked like they were dancing to the music. Enjoyed it thoroughly

[–]sevenii 0 points1 point ago

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lol @ the little backwards kick at the end.

[–]xb4s 0 points1 point ago

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It's Baby Mac learning how to do his first sweet roundhouse kick.

[–]lycao 0 points1 point ago

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Roadhouse

[–]ChromeFuture 0 points1 point ago

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As a martial arts expert, I can say that this is adorable as hell.

[–]soxfan4evr92 0 points1 point ago

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relevent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEWjrxm2UrA

[–]jstarlee 0 points1 point ago

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Rabbits.

[–]Yoe19 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this for far to long waiting for them to actually hit each other

[–]KSmoria 0 points1 point ago

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Deadly matchup.

[–]UnknownArchive -3 points-2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
My last training 14coms 234pts 2mos gif

source: karmadecay

[–]trogdor259 -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like when me and my twin used to fight....

[–]Damarusxp -1 points0 points ago

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Well most people here in good ol' Germany call it "Stift"...

[–]markevens -1 points0 points ago

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dat roundhouse lol

[–]JDawg2332 -1 points0 points ago

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dance puppets dance wuuaaahhaahhaaahaaa

[–]Close_Your_Eyes -1 points0 points ago

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The sad things is, in American mcdojos, those kids already had their parents pay for their black belts.

[–]unrachel -1 points0 points ago

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I date a karate instructor, and it actually makes me really happy to see this. It's kind of creepy how many parents want their young kids to learn martial arts full contact, no padding.

[–]kiramonster -1 points0 points ago

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REEEEPOOSSSTTT

[–]dfsgbvcvxr -2 points-1 points ago

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every two weeks, this...

[–]pig_called_benis -3 points-2 points ago

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still a better love story than twilight.

[–]kombi2k -3 points-2 points ago

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This is what every other country thinks about American football.

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