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[–][deleted] ago

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[–]curisma11 27 points28 points ago

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Or post photos of cats...

[–]CalculusBeast 17 points18 points ago

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Or post reposts

[–]_R2-D2_ 17 points18 points ago

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Or post photos of cats.

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[–]yossarian02 6 points7 points ago

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Post or cats of photos.

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[–]spacely_sprocket 1 point2 points ago

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No you're supposed to whine about it on facebook, then take a screen cap, and post that. Then comes the relevant cat.

[–]brningpyre 1 point2 points ago

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PUSSY ALL THE WAY

[–]110110 6 points7 points ago

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Or post reposts of cats.

[–]ipeeoncats 9 points10 points ago

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Like this one.

[–]wr80 1 point2 points ago

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Like this one.

[–]liberalis 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pekoe84 0 points1 point ago

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Or repost fotos of boobs and cats

[–]MorallyStarved 1 point2 points ago

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[–]remvegas 0 points1 point ago

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Or repost photos of cat boobs.

[–]Pr0xY1 18 points19 points ago

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How does it feel to know that most of your link karma is from giving up?

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[–]Pr0xY1 12 points13 points ago

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I know right!, the other day I had given up on being nice, so I punched a hooker in the face, turns out the three feet I knocked her back was out of the way of an oncoming Thresher Maw, saved her life. Instant good karma for a hooker punch, who knew?

[–]IIdsandsII 0 points1 point ago

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How much?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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The best part is being treated like an idiot and an asshole, and then having the hivemind react to every issue with the same sanctimonious "don't be an asshole" response. Redditors are truly so much better than the rest of us.

[–]JesterAzazel 5 points6 points ago

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Reddiquette Do Not: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

[–]jaystewart2 7 points8 points ago

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exactly how i feel. its like the mods sent out a message to everyone on every subreddit telling them im a scrub, downvote my shit, and reply to my comments with asshole remarks.

[–]Ethosia 3 points4 points ago

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I see reddit as a training ground. Downvotes feel bad, upvotes feel good. Soon you want to interact in a way that adds to conversation, and submit material that others find interesting. This behavior even carries on into the outside world, as I strive to add interesting things to conversation instead of mono-syllabic responses.

[–]maverick97008 2 points3 points ago

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Yup

[–]SimilarImage 69 points70 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Com Points
10 months doug3465 When absolutely nothing goes right here 474 1821
2 months RavUnknownSoldier How It Feels To Finally Join Reddit here 260 1335
7 months asardoni oops here 76 222

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[–]PavementBlues 26 points27 points ago

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SimilarImage, you are my favorite bot.

Not that the whole "repost" thing really applies to this, though, since the humor is derived from the context given to the gif by its title.

[–]Wrongcaptcha 5 points6 points ago

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You mean like the one posted 2 months Ago?

At least it wasn't last week.

[–]PavementBlues 3 points4 points ago

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Oh...that's...yeah, fair enough. I don't know why I didn't see that.

[–]Neuroticwhine[S] 5 points6 points ago

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I just wanted to point out that I agree, reposts generally suck. After watching myself getting repeatedly downvoted on nice, helpful posts, this image in my "the net is vast" folder best explained the feeling.

I assure you, someone that regularly forgets his own phone number didn't remember a caption on a gif from over 2 months ago. I even downvoted this myself on principle. If it makes you feel better, there is no joy in this. If I wanted karma, I have a cat, a camera, and the loose ethics needed to exploit his cuteness.

[–]Clydesdale_Member 3 points4 points ago

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Exactly how loose? Think I could fit in there?

[–]Wrongcaptcha 3 points4 points ago

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How big is a Clydesdale's Member?

EDIT: PM Received. WOW. That Big. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Clydesdale_Member 1 point2 points ago

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People tell me I sound like Morgan Freeman, with an even bigger schwantz.

[–]Wrongcaptcha 1 point2 points ago

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Its ok, I'm not pissy about it, I'm just glad it wasn't literally posted yesterday. That drives me nuts.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You get an upvote for this comment sir.

[–]Grumpsworth 0 points1 point ago

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Except that RavUnknownSoldier's post 2 months ago uses the same humorous context.

[–]m4verick03 4 points5 points ago

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It's ok buddy the only upvotes I really got were where I questioned my heterosexuality after watching a video post.

[–]UnknownArchive 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When nothing goes right. 12coms 168pts 18dys gifs
When absolutely nothing goes right 28coms 379pts 1mo funny
Every time I ask a girl out [Fixed] 3coms 8pts 1mo funny
How It Feels To Finally Join Reddit 260coms 1335pts 2mos funny
My favorite GIF of all time 5coms 26pts 4mos gifs
When everything goes wrong. 42coms 492pts 4mos gifs
oops 76coms 222pts 7mos funny
When absolutely nothing goes right 474coms 1821pts 11mos funny
Murphy's Law in full effect 11coms 263pts 1yr gifs
How I feel hitting the front page. [fixed] 0coms 1pt 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ocdad 2 points3 points ago

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13 sums up my experience when trying to participate in /r/politics .

[–]Harodan 2 points3 points ago

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Yes yes, but I'm certain this has been reposted more than SimilarImage suggests.

*shove*

[–]EOTWAWKI 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah. Been here a year. None of my posts every go anywhere. None of my comments ever get upvoted or responded to. Kinda wonder why I bother.

[–]Ennil 11 points12 points ago

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Well if you want a community... maybe you should start watching Community and join us at /r/community

Yeah I have no shame but you won't be sorry.

[–]Evendim 2 points3 points ago

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My BIL gave me the DVD for Christmas - haven't watched it yet. Worth it?

[–]HallandOatis 3 points4 points ago

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completely worth it.

[–]Hyetal 2 points3 points ago

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Worth it so much. Sooo much.

[–]Ennil 1 point2 points ago

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I can't say yes enough so I'll just scream it YES WATCH IT.

I actually screamed at my laptop I hope you felt it.

[–]Evendim 1 point2 points ago*

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I actually screamed at my laptop I hope you felt it.

How often do you do that to recommend a show? It must be pretty good. Ok you've convinced me, I'll start viewing today :)

*Edit: 10 minutes into the first episode, and no regrets! :)

[–]thelittleking 1 point2 points ago

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<3

[–]kebukai 0 points1 point ago

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being spanish, this is what I first thought you were talking about when you said to watch "the community" - La Comunidad. The english title seems to be Common Wealth.

[–]Ennil 0 points1 point ago

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jajaja no pero de toda manera tengas que ver la seria.

[–]zijl 2 points3 points ago

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This actually made me laugh

[–]YoureAFilthyLiar 1 point2 points ago

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I think that was a Blue Bombers and Argonauts game. Love the CFL!

[–]jvalentine83 1 point2 points ago

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haha

[–]finanseer 1 point2 points ago

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Had to rewatch that cause the first time round i thought the flag being thrown was a downvote edited into the gif.. ><

[–]skagator 1 point2 points ago

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Oh hey, I get to post this every time this is reposted.

That's former UF QB Kerwin Bell!

Go Gators!

[–]CletusDarby 0 points1 point ago

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That was my initial reaction. I had to go back and see what the actual post was about. I got distracted by the Gator connection.

Go Gators!

[–]Blackmar 1 point2 points ago

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its back to lurking for me :(

[–]rieldealIV 1 point2 points ago

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[–]blackyoda 1 point2 points ago

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Dude football is fucking retarted.

[–]CannaMontanna 2 points3 points ago

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I agree. fuck reddit.

[–]iamsegmented 3 points4 points ago

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c'mon, reddit is great, it's just the people on it ...

[–]CannaMontanna 4 points5 points ago

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True, I do enjoy reading reddit; however, I do not enjoy posting here.

[–]CovenantHeart 3 points4 points ago

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Posting on reddit is like politely requesting a hot lady to kick you in the balls...

[–]brazzers_on_gif 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sockxl 6 points7 points ago

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You've been given a great gift. Don't abuse it.

[–]Ethosia 2 points3 points ago

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But... why? You can't just post it on EVERY gif...

[–]owensmw2 2 points3 points ago

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I waited for tits.

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I'm only here because I like hitting myself in the balls.

[–]CitizenPremier 0 points1 point ago

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It's ok, unless you're Andrewsmith1986 nobody remembers your name anyway...

sob

[–]retepeter 0 points1 point ago

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downvote because..where are the cats?

[–]bricardo 0 points1 point ago

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Days...?

[–]Hubris2 0 points1 point ago

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There is no 'trick' to being part of Reddit. Read, respond in some fashion that contributes to the conversation. State your opinion, without attacking other people. I suppose there is a trick if your goal is to accumulate karma...trying to find that perfect post or zinger response that will generate upvotes.

Most of the Redditors whom I most appreciate, don't care about karma. If you think of it as a community and just talk....it's easy.

[–]thedudesabider 0 points1 point ago

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internal monologue: "alright... i got this.. nice, things are workin' out... fuck yeah, i'll SPIKE it..... FUCK. ME."

someone otherwise uninvolved until your self destruction, and realization of said self-destruction: "THAT FUCKIN RIGHT"

reddit, school, work, life in general. but esp. reddit. so good.

[–]twelve-zero 0 points1 point ago

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couldn't have said it better myself...

[–]batty4bats 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me sad.

[–]emelemin 0 points1 point ago

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I feel you. Not literally.

[–]ChronicViSe 0 points1 point ago

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Yea man, I hear you. Here I thought..."hmmmm.. I'll post something funny _^ they will laugh and I will feel like I have friends!" RESULT: Not as intended. And I DO know how to spell thank you. You're a perfectly fine redditor and i'm sure your posts are great! There are plenty of people on here, they're going to have their differences but most are nice.

[–]Metexie 0 points1 point ago

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Haha. Poor guy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck reddit

[–]The_Angry_Gamer 0 points1 point ago

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Ya know, it really bugs me in this gif that the one dude shoves him down like that.

[–]hank87 0 points1 point ago

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Except instead of throwing a flag, the ref restates the reason everyone else said that you're stupid and then downvotes you.

[–]BSMitchell 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a video version of this?

[–]rvlution 0 points1 point ago

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It's like NFL Blitz

[–]positivlynegative 0 points1 point ago

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Best gif ever

[–]Qonold 0 points1 point ago

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And this is because you're not funny.

[–]woo545 0 points1 point ago

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I particularly like how you take down someone else. It's like the story of the 5 monkeys.

[–]Protagonista 0 points1 point ago

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Even at it's worst, it's still better than trying to find something remotely entertaining on television.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I could easily watch this for a half hour while drinking.

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[–]Chrischn89 0 points1 point ago

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I think even with a very similar title as this one too!

[–]mdthegreat -3 points-2 points ago

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definite repost

[–]Neuroticwhine[S] 17 points18 points ago

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Yes, it is a repost. Sorry, I would have acted out the above gif, but i'm allergic to things hitting my testicles.

[–]miker37a 1 point2 points ago

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My only weakness is bullets.

[–]yossarian02 -1 points0 points ago

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and bears

[–]ara_p -1 points0 points ago

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You're doing it wrong.

[–]EKsTaZiJA -1 points0 points ago

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lol canadian football

[–]linkrobin -1 points0 points ago

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/r/funny where reposts go to die.

[–]pegcity -1 points0 points ago

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HAHAHA Kirwin Bell (however the stuck you spell his name) I remember watching that live