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[–]torpel 12 points13 points ago

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I love the lady who awkwardly pets him.

[–]crabcaek 0 points1 point ago

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I was about to say exactly that when i saw this. Have an upvote.

[–]ValuePick 6 points7 points ago

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Seen it so many times, makes me laugh everytime.

[–]MrCarver360 14 points15 points ago

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[–]UnknownArchive 10 points11 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The realization that you will never be this happy. 0coms 4pts 11dys funny
Whenever I feel cashmere. 0coms 3pts 17dys funny
COOOOOOKIE 4coms 17pts 24dys funny
How I feel when I come back to Reddit and all the links are blue: 10coms 29pts 24dys funny
How I feel when I order way too much delicious food. 0coms 2pts 1mo funny
Cookie monsters birthday 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
The first time I had sex. 22coms 157pts 1mo funny
First time I had a Five Guys burger 84coms 282pts 1mo gifs
How i feel when my post gets its first upvote 42coms 512pts 1mo funny
Me finding r/reactiongifs 1com 0pts 1mo funny
The Cookie Monster actually smiles. 1com -1pt 1mo funny
COOOOOOOKKKIIIIIIIIEEEESSSS 1com 3pts 1mo funny
How I feel when opening the Steam Store lately 0coms 6pts 1mo funny
Pure Happiness 2coms 16pts 2mos funny
Sweet Mother of God 4coms 30pts 2mos funny
How I feel when customer service goes right... 6coms 141pts 3mos gif
Cookies!!!! 0coms -5pts 3mos gifs
This one gets me every time 0coms 1pt 4mos reddit.com
My favorite gif, makes me so happy 15coms 154pts 4mos reddit.com
Sesame Street teaches kids to be enablers 2coms 17pts 4mos funny
This .gif will always be one of my favorites. 93coms 656pts 4mos funny
Pure Happiness 63coms 413pts 5mos pics
Don Lemon is doing an AMA tomorrow. This is how i feel right now. 3coms 24pts 6mos pics
The best :D face ever 9coms 139pts 7mos gifs
Bliss, in its purest form. 28coms 293pts 7mos pics
:D 9coms 92pts 8mos funny
Got the front page of a small subreddit today....this is how it felt. 109coms 872pts 10mos funny
Look at that COOKIE 31coms 154pts 11mos funny
COOOKIES!! 15coms 297pts 11mos gifs
Coming back to reddit after being away for a while... 9coms 116pts 5mos funny

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[–]garblah 3 points4 points ago

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[–]epsdelta 0 points1 point ago

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One of my favorites.

[–]ardent91320 1 point2 points ago

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About to take a test. Im taking this as a good sign

[–]Aww_Shucks 2 points3 points ago

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A pregnancy test? We know you've always wanted a child. Good luck!

[–]StumbleBees 1 point2 points ago

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Not quite an A, but...

The first time I ever took LSD at school was when I was a junior (11th year).

2nd period was math.

The numbers were mobilizing on the page in an effort to create armaments against me. (It wasn't necessarily against ME, just whomever defouled their clean, white, linear sheet). The numbers where breaking down the symbols (X, +, =...) and shaping them into weapons. They were small numbers, so the movements were slow and progressive. But, slowly they built an army.

l) --> Bow and Arrow

====O Cannon

-o--- Rifle

AND THEY WERE FIRING THE GOD DAMNED DECIMAL POINTS!!

Every fucking decimal on the page was being appropriated for their war against me.

I was doing the problems, and occasionally sharply dodging to the left in order to avoid a decimal that had been fired strait at me! But through wits and cunning I made it to the bell and the end of class.

A couple of weeks later the teacher announces a that he will reveal the results of a secret assessment test that we all had taken. ??? It was given to several test classes in the state in order discern the level of the "average" 11th grade math student and establish a baseline for the standardized tests that soon followed. And it was given the day that i dropped acid.

I scored 48 out 50! I received a fucking "Certificate of Achievement." Tied for the highest score in the state.

I never even knew I was taking a test.

Oh yeah.

[–]Lalo8111 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for the 'Oh Yeah.'

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Difrat 0 points1 point ago

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Haha

[–]James1984 0 points1 point ago

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Happiness is the form of a giant cookie!

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[–]epsdelta 0 points1 point ago

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How on earth... ?

[–]jujukicks 0 points1 point ago

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Well I'll Be Damned!

[–]erfling 0 points1 point ago

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A is for cookie. that's good enough for me.

[–]Goat_dragon 0 points1 point ago

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The cookie monster just jizzed and shit at the same time.

[–]Worldforners 0 points1 point ago

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You will never you what it is, to be this happy.

[–]eifersucht12a 0 points1 point ago

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It's the awkward shoulder stroke that gets me every time.

[–]easye7 0 points1 point ago

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Haha never seen this is as a reaction gif!

[–]bevans052 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't laughed this hard at a post in a while

[–]fifty-cal50 0 points1 point ago

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best gif

[–]McVersatilis 0 points1 point ago

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Came out of my Physics exam expecting a C, got a 100%. I know that feel.

[–]Sudz705 0 points1 point ago

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[–]evemarketbot 0 points1 point ago

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I once thought I got a C in a class but saw an A when I looked at my transcript. Unfortunately another class I thought I got an A in was a C.

[–]kpbrian 0 points1 point ago

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+1

[–]rude-all-caps-guy 0 points1 point ago

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no thats how it feels to be craked out on ur birthday

[–]hqqkar 0 points1 point ago

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that was me today

[–]Xukca 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck gets an unexpected A on a test?

[–]Bishopkilljoy 0 points1 point ago

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I think the cookie monster had a stroke