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[–]Tubii 94 points95 points ago

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This comedy duo has a direct line to my funny bone

[–]ell595[S] 25 points26 points ago

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I really hope they do more together in the future.

[–]dementiaxiii 34 points35 points ago

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Series 8 of Peep Show is supposed to come out sometime this year. Plus, series 9 was also commissioned.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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fuckin right

that show's the tits.

[–]MuteSecurity 9 points10 points ago

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does that mean good?

[–]balchynz 24 points25 points ago

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Are tits good?

[–]The_Justice_Cluster 15 points16 points ago

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Is the space pope reptilian?

[–]GLaszlo 7 points8 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]MuteSecurity 1 point2 points ago

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does the pope shit in his hat?

[–]PrairieSkiBum 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say equal to or better then the Dogs Bollocks.

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[–]dontpostdrunk 25 points26 points ago

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Are we the baddies?

[–]Web3d 8 points9 points ago

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We've got skulls on our caps. I mean, why skulls?

[–]daffodilhill 1 point2 points ago

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A rat's... anus?

[–]IchooseYou 5 points6 points ago

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I think it's the hair

[–]TubePincher 5 points6 points ago

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Shit, 5 hours on Blitzkrieg. Can't stop now. Got to win, got to win it for the Nazis.

[–]tarpworm 5 points6 points ago

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He did want to study history...

[–]catnipassian 3 points4 points ago

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Well that's all ancient history now!

[–]Diskettenlaufwerk 37 points38 points ago

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I have been initiated. I am a drug user. Fuck the police!

[–]hyp3r 3 points4 points ago

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I just saw that particular episode last night!

[–]dingomart 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not going to do a poo if I continue to read this, am I, Jeremy?

[–]hyp3r 0 points1 point ago

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I'm watching episode 4, season 2, and just saw a mistake. While on the bus, mark says to jez "Did you ever appeal about your degree Mark?" About 5 minutes into it.

[–]emmceebee 21 points22 points ago

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Peepshow FTW

[–]Illuminox 97 points98 points ago

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If I could give you a hundred upvotes, I would. Just for the Peepshow reference.

[–]drunk_otter 10 points11 points ago

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100? That's Numberwang!

[–]irrelevant_thoughts 1 point2 points ago

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Numberwang robot begs to differ!

[–]drunk_otter 0 points1 point ago

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Coloson? Meh - I'll just show him a picture of a chicken.

[–]disabledchipmunk 10 points11 points ago

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It's not a reference. IT IS FUCKING PEEP SHOW.

[–]tha_ape 14 points15 points ago

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Super Hans is fucking hilarious!

[–]Azraeljpv 26 points27 points ago

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I honestly thought his name was "Super Hands" until after I watched the whole series on netflix.

[–]jessebk 8 points9 points ago

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Thank you for telling me it's on Netflix. I can only repay you by upvoting you.

[–]Vilvos 6 points7 points ago

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The whole series is on Hulu for free.

[–]mevanarie 2 points3 points ago

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but the ads...

[–]PrairieSkiBum 2 points3 points ago

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Some one pointed it out to me, Id never seen it written, I assumed its because he played keyboards.

[–]celeryheist 0 points1 point ago

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I thought his name was Super Hands until this comment...and I've already seen the whole series.

[–]tha_ape 0 points1 point ago

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Me too!

[–]dontgoatsemebro 5 points6 points ago

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He's okay, it's a bit annoying how he always goes on about his kids though.

[–]dingomart 5 points6 points ago

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Always going on about the fucking twins.

[–]dingomart 2 points3 points ago

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I'll suck your dick for crack!

[–]chilidbz 0 points1 point ago

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The washer stays.

[–]woodpecker23 -1 points0 points ago

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Super Hans is Cook's dad in season 3 of "Skins" another great BBC4 show.

[–]tha_ape 0 points1 point ago

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Might have to start checkin that one out. What about "Father Ted"? I Ive heard of that, is that any good?

[–]woodpecker23 0 points1 point ago

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I have not started Father Ted. I just finished five seasons of Shameless and I highly recommend it.

[–]ell595[S] 17 points18 points ago

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I would gladly take them too.

[–]benisanerd 5 points6 points ago

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thats because youre a reposting karma whore.

[–]ell595[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I'd never seen it on here before. Apparently plenty of other people hadn't too, or just enjoyed the second viewing.

[–]mevanarie 0 points1 point ago

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I will upvote this, just for you liking Peepshow.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I love his Stalingrad references. Actually, I love all of David Mitchell's references.

[–]tildo 4 points5 points ago

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Blitzkrieg! I'm in the Ardenne!

[–]mjc1027 14 points15 points ago

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Great show, my favourite episode is when the young kid breaks in to their flat and they 'kidnap' him...lol.

[–]ell595[S] 12 points13 points ago

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I think mine might be this one where Super Hans breaks the bathroom door, Mark gets diarrhea and then a visit from Johnson while on the toilet...

[–]VelocitySteve 14 points15 points ago

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"Not available in your country"

So this is how that feels.

[–]white90box 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sure you know, but if you're in the us, every episode is on Netflix.

[–]BluShine 2 points3 points ago

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And on hulu for free.

[–]mjc1027 5 points6 points ago

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hahaha...yep.

[–]snatchamouse 2 points3 points ago

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Mine is -The Bad Thing-

[–]account512 5 points6 points ago

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"FLOSS IS BOSS"

[–]Krutonman 1 point2 points ago

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"Look at him there all helpless, I could rape him. I'm not going to rape him, I'm such a good person.

[–]dingomart 1 point2 points ago

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That wasn't the Bad Thing.

Right. My turn, mate.

[–]CinnamonBunsII 0 points1 point ago

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[–]maigod 1 point2 points ago

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This is BULLSHIT

[–]Braaaaiiiins 0 points1 point ago

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I just watched that one the other night!! I'm only on season 3 right now. That was def my favorite.

[–]maddkid53 0 points1 point ago

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Saw that one two nights ago, so good.

[–]PrairieSkiBum 2 points3 points ago

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Houseboating ending FTW

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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haha christ, I don't know why they didn't just throw it in the lake.

[–]jebmotherboard 2 points3 points ago

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"Let's tie him up and burn him with cigarettes" - Big Suze

[–]kingofi88 1 point2 points ago

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Ditching the wedding and pissing in the balcony was mine.

[–]j8sadm632b 0 points1 point ago

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I actually really disliked that episode because it was one of the few where I felt that the awkward situation could have been pretty much entirely avoided. It was frustrating to watch.

[–]Well_I_was_bored 3 points4 points ago

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Video?

[–]structuremole 1 point2 points ago

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All of it is on Hulu.

[–]BluShine 2 points3 points ago

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And it's all watchable, too. None of that "most recent 5 episodes" bullshit.

[–]cerealghost 1 point2 points ago

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More than half of redditors do not have access to Hulu.

[–]inmate2 4 points5 points ago

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Never heard of this show before...

That was funny.

After reading the comments I now want to watch it.

Would someone please point me in the right direction?

[–]GPtheMag 4 points5 points ago

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Peep Show You will now lose several hours of your life.

[–]inmate2 2 points3 points ago

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Awesome thank you!

[–]Kangaroo__Court 2 points3 points ago

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netflix if you are american

[–]thejwalker 5 points6 points ago

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I love David Mitchell on Q.I. I think that he is the most consistently funny contestant on that show.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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The man is a pimp on every panel show he goes on to.

[–]Sunhawk 0 points1 point ago

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He was pretty consistently funny in Mock the Week too.

[–]Citizen_Snip -1 points0 points ago

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I agree. I'm also getting pretty sick of Alan. All he does is take something funny someone else said and just runs with that for 5 minutes holding up the entire show by making stupid sounds. God forbid he says something funny as well, he does the same thing, repeats the same shit for 10 minutes. Reminds me of middle school.

[–]thejwalker 1 point2 points ago

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He has just run out of funny things to say. He made some pretty clever comments in some of the older series.

But I agree, he can get childish.

[–]JayGatsby727 4 points5 points ago

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Here is a link to the line being said if anyone is interested.

[–]EldaJenkins 2 points3 points ago

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I'd never heard the nickname 'Jez' used for 'Jeremy' before this show.

[–]BiPolarPolarBear 2 points3 points ago

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Clarkson is usually called Jezza. Close enough.

[–]EldaJenkins 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, are they really saying 'Jezza?' I'm hearing-impaired, so I don't always hear things quite right.

My statement still stands, though. haha

[–]whackyd 2 points3 points ago

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The ending of the magic mushroom party episode may be the funniest 3 minutes of anything, ever.

[–]superwang 6 points7 points ago

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Actually, Hitler never "invaded" Czechoslovakia, Sudetenland was annexed into Germany, central Czech was turned into Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia, and Slovakia was turned into a puppet Fascist state with some of Slovak lands annexed by Hungary. There was no military offensive.

So...I don't see what's so funny about this picture....

[–]This_comment_has 2 points3 points ago

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Britain "uhh maybe if we give him Czechoslovakia he won't start another Great War..."

fail

[–]sndzag1 -1 points0 points ago

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He should've said Poland. Czechoslovakia wanted to be annexed by the prosperous Germany.

[–]ondrograf 0 points1 point ago

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yes :D the more prosperous Czechoslovak state wanted to to be a part of a country which struggled with great depression that time :D bitch please

[–]sndzag1 1 point2 points ago*

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You really need to work on your history. Germany was brought out of the depression by Hitler. That's partly why they liked him so much.

[–]ondrograf 3 points4 points ago

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nobody in Czechoslovakia liked him. Czechs were forced to be part of Germany and the rest of the country was a protectorate. Slovaks were forced to become a puppet country otherwise there will be no Slovakia right now. And Hitler did not solve the depression in Germany. he just spoke them out from the depression. To another depression.

[–]mrpopenfresh 1 point2 points ago

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Where did you get this? I've been looking for the one about his sexlife being oogling women on the bus.

[–]chrs_1979 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to big school

[–]eatthebear 1 point2 points ago

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Never pick a fight with Stalin, Gerard. Uncle Joe don't play by your rules.

[–]NoSubrannke 1 point2 points ago

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And then I go and say something stupid like... "I like you."

[–]tomcow 1 point2 points ago

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David Mitchell is legendary.

[–]BigKrimpin 1 point2 points ago

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I'm in the Arden, She can't touch me in the Arden.

[–]Sierraboi 1 point2 points ago

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I will always love the Sir Digby Chicken Caesar skits.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"That Mitchell and Webb look" is where I'm stuck on NetFlix - haven't yet seen Peepshow.

[–]BScatterplot 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, that's a bad miss.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's Numberwang!

[–]llama3ater 1 point2 points ago

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This gets posted literally every week.

[–]bryall 1 point2 points ago

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I LOVE peep show. Unfortunately I'm American and can only watch on Hulu. D:

Is there a new season?

[–]DeliciousMoments 2 points3 points ago

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If you have Netflix, all 7 seasons are on instant watch. The 8th season is supposed to come out sometime this year.

[–]woodpecker23 1 point2 points ago

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"It's pay back time, and she's gonna pay..in fear dollars!"

[–]agentidaho 0 points1 point ago

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yes... that is exactly what the real world is like for us jeremy's

[–]mtfw 0 points1 point ago

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Shes got cancer!

[–]zaannn 0 points1 point ago

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saveforlattere

[–]Ekard 0 points1 point ago

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Peep show is hilarious!

[–]dedela 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck HULU!

[–]Not_Korean_Enough 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the few reposts I will upvote every single time I see it.

[–]mevanarie 0 points1 point ago

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We're in the netherzone now

[–]Nebula_stopthewar 0 points1 point ago

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All that came to my mind when I saw the first guy was this, but less creepy and grotesque.

[–]dackkorto1 0 points1 point ago

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Loved this show! When is the next season coming out?

[–]stitchinbitchin 0 points1 point ago

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This show has claimed many hours of my life. Love it.

[–]celeryheist 0 points1 point ago

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I love it.

[–]skybluesnow 0 points1 point ago

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After seeing one episode, I watched the rest of the series in a couple days. Amazing show. It is a part of me now.

[–]johnnya857 0 points1 point ago

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But of course, Vorsprung Dick Technik!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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As much as I'd like to laugh at this again, it's been posted numerous times in the past few months.

Peep Show has SO many jokes it's fucking ridiculous, if you want karma THAT BADLY then use one the million other jokes Peep Show has, not this one, recycled one that everybody has seen.

[–]pikacz 0 points1 point ago

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i love those guys. too bad the new season didn't start last august

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's Nunberwang.

[–]Rosalee 0 points1 point ago

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Look what happened to Hitler - welcome to the real world.

[–]Tehgheyboi -2 points-1 points ago

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Is this gay?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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No, just very very French.

[–]dingomart 0 points1 point ago

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Leave him to me. Right. Who's first?

[–]SphexMat -1 points0 points ago

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For some reason I read that in Will Ferrel's voice

[–]Lillystal -4 points-3 points ago

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Is it just me, or is that an IRL Beavis in the upper frame?

[–]melissa0890 -2 points-1 points ago

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I was your 900th upvote!

[–]hull26 -3 points-2 points ago

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Maybe these 2 are funny otherwise, but if that pic is all there is to the joke..its fucking stupid.