How to take the last doughnut.

BrianWulfric · 8 months

Put your tongue through the hole and ask if anyone wants it.

WarPhalange · 8 months

And then you have me, who doesn't give a shit about germs and will eat the donut out of spite, even if I don't want it. I'll eat it just so your shitty plan won't work.

trilltrillian · 8 months

There is no way that would be the last doughnut remaining. It would be one of those cinnamon ones that lack icing. Maybe half a maple bar. Never a chocolate covered doughnut.

NoKWolf · 8 months

thankyou internet for making me see something else about the way he holds that doughnut

nealio1000 · 8 months

What's this picture from?

Forensicunit · 8 months

Cop here. How is there a donut left?

sealpoacher · 8 months

CTRL + F "goatse"

ಠ_ಠ

niblot1 · 8 months

I did goatse that coming...

englad · 8 months

THIS IS MY DONUT. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. WITHOUT ME MY DONUT IS USELESS, WITHOUT MY DONUT I AM USELESS

b3rTy · 8 months

Someone needs to fix this.

This is correct, you should hold it exactly like that. but instead, bend over and hold it near your bottom. Doughnut is 100% yours.

Gives_birth_to_ants · 8 months

The internet has ruined me.

trauma_queen · 8 months

Or you could just fucking eat the last doughnut.

Ironrxb · 8 months

I thought last year's survival calendar was good, but now i need to pick up this year's apparently.

tridentloop · 8 months

Things that would not stop me from calling the other half...... THAT.

lensflaaare · 8 months

Rub some Purell on it, and it'll be good to go!

mkosta · 8 months

how to be a dick.

jotaroh · 8 months

he's not wearing a ring

w4gn0r · 8 months

Goatseing the donut always works and if it doesnt....you've learned a lot about a certain coworker.

BoreasBlack · 8 months

Homer approves.

Fr4t · 8 months

Don't just stare at it, eat it!

p-Rob · 8 months

I just got through 2011's "Daily Survival Guide" Calendar. Had some pretty funny and interesting things in it. I say this because this looks exactly the same as this calendar.

[deleted] · 8 months

Walk up to donut box, reach in and grab last donut. Pick up box and shake all the crumbs into one corner and them dump them into your mouf.

carlos118 · 8 months

Whats this picture from?

DeathSpank · 8 months

Just stick your dick in it, you'll be fine...or you flavor your johnson starting a 70s porn video....

Either way, seems fine to me.

krayzdave · 8 months

Brilliant! Where is this from?

BostonEagle · 8 months

I love my Worst Case scenario calendar. A good day-by-day calendar to keep on your desk at work. Not sure why someone gave it one star. January 1st was how to control an out of control parade balloon.

zoidbort · 8 months

Goatsee

HashEater · 8 months

GOATSE?

valoopy · 8 months

Or you could just eat the donut...

bishop252 · 8 months

Works better if you aids.

Abetterninja · 8 months

Goatse

JDIPrime · 8 months

One time, my Dad (not me, I'm not this badass) had a coworker flaunt a giant whoopie pie. He kept waving it in front of my Dad's face, then licked the whoooole thing, all over.

My dad then grabbed the guys wrist, holding it in place, and aggressively ate it right out his this guys hand. Hilarious.

abm89 · 8 months

Step one: take the doughnut. Step two: don't give a fuck.

Rawrgasm · 8 months

Even I don't want to eat a donut that my hands have been all over.

GeorgeGervin · 8 months

My dad taught me to say "Does anybody want this more than I do?" Works almost every time.

Sarahmint · 8 months

origin?

Atario · 8 months

Wrong. How to take the last doughnut: just fucking take it.

Chemslayer · 8 months

It's... it's so genius!

[deleted] · 8 months

Damn he really wants that doughnut

nepidae · 8 months

I find it funny seeing the last donut in the break room keep getting halved. It's like leaving an ounce of coffee in the pot so you don't have to make a new one (well the coffee thing is probably worse.)

pizzlepaps · 8 months

worst case scenario day calendar?

noctrnalsymphony · 8 months

Pulled this exact same thing at work today, only with cupcakes.

LazloHollifeld · 8 months

pfft, the last one is always the reject cake or powdered donut that sits for hours because no one wants it.

RandianHero · 8 months

I just take the last donut and eat it without saying a word. Don't like it? Do something.

trj1 · 8 months

Thanks for spoiling my calendar

future_sight · 8 months

Dude, I had that calendar two years ago. The rest of the stuff in there is fucking great. Want a diagram on how to preform a J-turn at high speeds? boom. right there.

BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop · 8 months

Guy in pic...so happy

brooklynboxer · 8 months

I do just that, cover it in my own germs, add a sneeze, right before you put your hands on it

stickmaster_flex · 8 months

Bastard! I read that before I ripped off yesterday's page from my "worst case scenario survival calendar".

Clark_Underground · 8 months

As long as you're already holding the donut, why don't you, y'know, just eat it?

UncorkedChief3 · 8 months

I had a laugh.

Pilkingnob · 8 months

Or, better yet, hold it aloft and loudly proclaim, "I dont think old cliff (made up) has had one yet, I'll take it to him out at the guardhouse (insert some distant structure where you can safely eat delicious doughnut)."

Zyvexal · 8 months

This reminds me of "How to prevent someone from sitting next to you on a train: smile gently at passerby and pat the seat next to you"

dagem · 8 months

I like to lick the top and then say "Whoops! Sorry did everybody get one?"

dumpsztrbaby · 8 months

id still take half, it's a doughnut, ffs!!!

anonym0ose · 8 months

now milton don't be greedy, lets pass along and make sure everyone gets a piece..

quinoa · 8 months

what calendar is this from?

oboedude · 8 months

goatse. thats all i ever see anymore

Batmanismymuse · 8 months

I see a chocolate glazed goatse.

Ratlettuce · 8 months

goatse

Zen1 · 8 months

That's beta as fuck

shutyourgob · 8 months

I think I'm the only person who looked at that picture and didn't think of a guy pulling open his gaping anus.

xyroclast · 8 months

I imagine someone rotating the donut in their hands, inch by inch until it makes a full clockwise rotation

nucknuck · 8 months

Fuck germs. The only reason I wouldn't eat that donut is because it looks just like that goatse fella.

Szalkow · 8 months

My preferred method: hold the last donut up and announce, "I'm taking the last donut. If you want it, you'll have to challenge me to mortal combat."

No one ever accepts the offer.

[deleted] · 8 months

That coffee is a Roll up the Rim. :|

TheTragicReturn · 8 months

And on this particular Friday the 13th your hospital visit wasn't caused by bad luck.

teddy5840 · 8 months

or you can try this? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=309219449119748&set=a.309219445786415.65791.113767541998274&type=1&theater

itsfreshlyshorn · 8 months

BREAKING NEWS: HALF OF AMERICANS ARE BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE

stonesans · 8 months

Seems like goatse to me.

reboot520 · 8 months

How to react to the last donut being taken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2nEXHvzwW4

EulogyTL · 8 months

Doatse.

ttboie · 8 months

He should be wearing a police uniform.

MARVEL0US · 8 months

:megusta: Doughnuts sound wonderful

h0rn37 · 8 months

sniff I've never been so proud

Reddit_Guardian · 8 months

Appreciated.

lockrules · 8 months

What's the name of the website? I want to check if my credit card has been stolen.

HARRRR · 8 months

I think I have this calender. Is it the The Worst-Case Scenario Daily Survival Calendar?

orangeapple89 · 8 months

This looks like it comes from a calender - which one is it and is there any more good advice in it??

DaDibbel · 8 months

After hawking up a good one.

v0rxxxdafucking00n · 8 months

r1fk nice rage m3n keep up the good work

psistarpsi · 8 months

Okay. I just saw this today from my co-worker. Is this you "Dave"?

xLowDown · 8 months

I saw goatse.

frozenfish · 8 months

"Look guys: Goatsi!!!"

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