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[–]Moylander 12 points13 points ago

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Asians and their seal hats...Sheesh.

[–]animeengineer 7 points8 points ago

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seals and their Asian hats...Sheesh.

[–]dualflashcash 14 points15 points ago

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Sheeshats and their seals...Asians.

[–]moose_man 0 points1 point ago

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Pants*

[–]BowlerNerd 8 points9 points ago

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[–]everyonelovescheese 1 point2 points ago

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Why is her first reaction to crawl away on all-fours rather than run away?!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Why the fuck do they post gifs, just link the video.

[–]macogle 41 points42 points ago

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Is it just me or is this fucked up?

How is it ok to taunt an animal in captivity like this?

[–]tjsfive 15 points16 points ago

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I thought I was the only one who just felt really bad for the polar bear. :(

[–]fuckinhell 4 points5 points ago

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I did too. It looks like he may have hurt himself when he lunged into the glass. Truthfully they should make it one way glass so people can't taunt the animals.

[–]sagarp 4 points5 points ago

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i don't think they're taunting the bear, i think that person just happens to be wearing a seal hat.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

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Probably purchased from said aquarium

[–]overdude 5 points6 points ago

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Kinda wish she was wearing this in the wild instead of a zoo. Darwin could take over here.

[–]NoticesIrony 1 point2 points ago

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This did not deserve the downvotes it recieved. That seal hat is a crime against nature

[–]egyptqueen1 2 points3 points ago

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I'm enjoying the people in the top right corner to be honest.

[–]mapleleafsfan111 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sorry, but even when the huge beast pounced in intense fury and determination .....AWWW ITS SOOO CUTEEE!!

[–]reddit_is_gay 1 point2 points ago

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You can take the polar bear out of the arctic but you can't take the arctic out of the polar bear.

[–]thebeansdude 1 point2 points ago

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People are dumb

[–]Ludicrous_Backstory 1 point2 points ago

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Bruce the Seal was a lonely guy. He only wanted a companion to share his solitude whit. Perched on his rock, he observed the daily gawkers.

That's when he saw her...

She had the prettiest white coat, whiskers that gently blew in the wind, and the blackest of eyes that looked into his soul and if only for a second could make him feel as if he were not so alone after all.

Making the great dive into the glass barrier had never been tried, but for her, he thought an escape attempt was worth it. They could run away to the sea and raise a family and put all of this behind them.

He was wrong...

In the brash escape attempt, the female seal was frightened and ran. Bruce tried to swim around and tell her his plan, but she was already gone. Jumping to the supposed freedom not only broke his nose and claw, but it also broke his heart.

[–]riotingchimps 0 points1 point ago

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wow, that is insane. what a powerful animal. does anyone else know any videos of polar bears lunging or attacking? that shit is awesome

[–]zeug666 0 points1 point ago

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Are you really the unfamiliar with the awesomeness (and severe WTF-ness) of Japanese TV?

[–]blindSniper123 0 points1 point ago

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Took me awhile to see the Asian up there.

Silly little Asians.

[–]Phased 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]TheGimper 0 points1 point ago

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Can't decide if the bear is being racist or sexist...

[–]dreamer7 0 points1 point ago

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Not a good choice? Hell, I'd intentionally wear it if I get to see cool shit like that.

[–]TylerSten 0 points1 point ago

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Loose seal!

[–]Xoebe -1 points0 points ago

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I like the other clip where she falls asleep sun bathing, and some passing Canadians bash her skull in with clubs. I think that was the last episode, not sure why they cancelled it.

[–]squgglebill -1 points0 points ago

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That whole video clip is hilarious. The Polar bear must have abit of a headache though.

[–]PresidentBarack -1 points0 points ago

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bitch freaks even though there is plate glass the bear could never ever break.

[–]godieinacarfire -5 points-4 points ago

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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepoooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssst

[–]johnny2k 2 points3 points ago

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How dare you beat me to all the downvotes!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I seal what you did there