i can't be the only one...

carthis · 9 months

From the board game "Dirty Minds". This one is still one of the words I remember quite clearly.

Smellmyhand · 9 months

"Sometimes your Uncle makes me come" Oh fuck you, that throws everyone off!

TheSummer301 · 9 months

It took me a good minute to figure out it was actually Aunt.

why_try · 9 months

This is from a board game where the whole point is to make the word sound as dirty as possible, while being completely normal...

mlloyd67 · 9 months

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person. Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me,but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'u-n-t'?"

Only one word leapt to mind...my goodness, thought the gentleman, I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another.

The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."

"Of course," said the Pope.
...
"Do you have an eraser?"

jarvispeen · 9 months

Naggers

WayneLite · 9 months

Can I buy a vowel Trebek? - Sean Connery

guywithaphone · 9 months

Devoted sister beloved _unt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpDiZLrTHX4)

dd72ddd · 9 months

"sometimes your uncle makes me come"

Wtf, I don't see how that has any grammatical meaning other that the uncle gives her an orgasm, since the last clause does not continue on to add something like, "makes me come to church".

Bob__Sacamano · 9 months

That's one naughty Aunt.

jtides · 9 months

cunt, the answer is cu-oh what's that, it's aunt? oh...awkward

nbenzi · 9 months

Took me a solid two minutes of sounding out words in my head to get Aunt.

I now know what mr. marsh felt like

Pur3kill3d · 9 months

Aardvark, Final Answer

TheFappingFerret · 9 months

dirty minds!

Passion4Kitties · 9 months

I had to look at the comments to figure out it was actually Aunt...

evanthesquirrel · 9 months

It's been 6 hours and nobody's made an Archer reference....sigh

Not the Tunts?

Why do I know that name?

Ever been on a railroad?

_mdm · 9 months

relevant xkcd

hollander93 · 9 months

I just said "oh it's a joke about a cunt!" out loud. Now everyone in the bottle shop is staring.

imran7 · 9 months

ohhhh Naggers!

NerdBot9000 · 9 months

Relevant

CallMeAustino · 9 months

There's a game for this. I think it's called Dirty Minds? I saw it in B&N.

Amerikanarin · 9 months

Good old Dirty Minds game right there if I'm not mistaken

0311 · 9 months

Dirty Minds. Wow, I would suck at that game.

cgcgators · 9 months

I think that's the point of the game -___-

Broxxar · 9 months

Read OP's post with a British accent.

"I can't be the only one..." "I can't"... "can't"

k3ilbasa · 9 months

That's the whole point of that game, its called dirty minds. They give clues that look like dirty words/names and you have to figure out what word they are actually talking about. http://www.tdcgames.com/dm.htm

Eridiel · 9 months

This, I believe, is from a card/board/party game called Dirty Minds. If not, it is at least of similar intent. My favorite one was "gas nozzle." The only clue I remember is "I usually give it from behind." Good times... good times...

EDIT: Turns out this was already posted -.- oops.

wmurray003 · 9 months

AUNT

davidt0504 · 9 months

After it took me forever to get cunt out of my head and realize it was aunt... I couldn't get out "sometimes your uncle makes me come" O.O

UKwildcat · 9 months

Could not unthink CUNT.

LeSpy · 9 months

That's Dirty Minds, right? That game is awesome.

woofspider · 9 months

Beloved cunt!

mitanouye · 9 months

You mean you " cunt" be the only one?

tpnviking · 9 months

dirty minds is a fun game..

Menonpaws · 9 months

Beloved cunt.

crustation · 9 months

Runt!

Pturd · 9 months

"sometimes, I come with your cousin"

Was this taken from "Incest - A game for the whole Family?"

littleredman · 9 months

þunt. its þunt.

scubdub · 9 months

Its clearly aunt

bonesapart · 9 months

This is from the game Dirty Minds; the point is for it to be sexually suggestive. I remember another card that said "I taste salty when I come in your mouth"...the answer was french fries.

DrFuzzyBallz · 9 months

I got it right away for some reason.. I knew it couldn't be cunt since you posted it.. otherwise it be a pointless post.

bouncestarter · 9 months

The uncle and cousin lines made me think "ooooohhhhh.... It's aunt.... Not CUNT!..."

dwarfbeard · 9 months

You have one weird looking thumb. Also, clean under your nails, fuck.

preston159 · 9 months

Sometimes there's a very fine line between your aunt and a cunt.

timmydunlop · 9 months

This reply will get drowned but its called "dirty minds"

branorama · 9 months

I LOVE Dirty minds! this is a great drinking game.

[deleted] · 9 months

Bunt!

citron2k1 · 9 months

Now everyone in this thread is going to buy this game. The OP works for the company. I'm onto you!

[deleted] · 9 months

sometimes your uncle makes me come? wtf?

vSaUCE · 9 months

This is done intentionally.

Helter-Skeletor · 9 months

Isn't that the point of the game?

timthree · 9 months

who thought the answer was "runt?"

abc_gum · 9 months

what's sad is it took me at least 2 minutes to figure out what it actually was...

h1t0k1r1 · 9 months

Sometimes, I come with your cousin.

ಠ_ಠ

VentusInsulae · 9 months

The internet has corrupted us all.

bionikspoon · 9 months

The answer is....

NIGGER!

7nights · 9 months

Aunt. What did you think it was?

quaintcracker · 9 months

hahahaha priceless

[deleted] · 9 months

Is it gunt? I bet it is gunt.

retinascan · 9 months

this card led me to believe that 'cunt' is a girls name! AUNT is not a name for a woman!

FartNoisesWitMyMouth · 9 months

ITS A JACKAL

Flipnash · 9 months

ha you guys, i got aunt as soon as i finished reading the card. get your head out of the gutter

DialSquare · 9 months

The category is "people who annoy you..."

Raaaaaaaaaandy · 9 months

Naggers?

sweetgreggo · 9 months

i can't be the only one...

I'm pretty sure the creator of the game thought of it too.

kampai12 · 9 months

Aunt

gambl0r82 · 9 months

Of course you're not the only one... the whole point of the card and the wording of the hints is to make you think of the answer you're thinking of.

ndewhurst · 9 months

I thought Aunt . .. but . . . your uncle makes me come? Sometimes your cousin? shudders

[deleted] · 9 months

"Sometimes your Uncle makes me come"? Come on, that was intentional.

Outlaw83 · 9 months

What game was that?

AR2012 · 9 months

People that Annoy you

samisachickYEAH · 9 months

Aunt. The word is aunt.

krevency · 9 months

OMG I was sure, for about 60 seconds, that CUNT was the only possible answer.

RunningRiot · 9 months

Relevant!

m4tthew · 9 months

They used the wrong spelling of come.

KJ_jk · 9 months

I read it out loud and was like "Aunt!.....or cunt"

Pynchon101 · 9 months

See you auntie...

NLGardner08 · 9 months

isn't the idea of this game that all the hints lead you to the dirty answer... just saying, you're obviously not the only one.

funny

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