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[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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Oh my goodness... I thought of this pun when I was in Grade 9. No one thought it was funny then. I went home crying.

Well, look at it now, jerks, front page on reddit. This moment of vindication must be what sex feels like.

[–]un_loved 4 points5 points ago

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This moment of vindication must be what sex feels like.

And much soda was spat.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

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Frontpage, like, 3 time, in fact.

[–]jkats14 6 points7 points ago

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It will be a hair raising experience.

[–]rossobruno 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Mastry -4 points-3 points ago

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A hair razing experience.

[–]Goofychems 7 points8 points ago

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I told my friends to comb-over and see this.

[–]DENelson83 -1 points0 points ago

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Hair we go again.

[–]B33sting -1 points0 points ago

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Are we gonna beat this joke to death like a dirty rug?

[–]Zap-Brannigan -1 points0 points ago

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you mean people will catch it on fire and burn his hair to the ground? not sure if brilliant pun based on the fact that the original contained the word "hell" or if just idiotically overconfident speller

[–]commandodude1265 3 points4 points ago

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I demand to see that hairpiece's birth certificate.

[–]krazzek 4 points5 points ago

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Is he on the Old Course?

[–]surplus_cetacean 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. I used to live in the red building on the right side of the screen (Hamilton Hall).

[–]krazzek 0 points1 point ago

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Wow I'm super jealous. I was only there for a day on vacation, but I'm set on going back. Beautiful country.

[–]CptLande 2 points3 points ago

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[–]deathofthesun -1 points0 points ago

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Turbonegro is always relevant to everything in life.

[–]shamrocker124 -1 points0 points ago

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And death. And sex. And nothingness.

...

[–]norwegian_radiowave -1 points0 points ago

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Came to post the same thing.

[–]Downvoted_Defender 0 points1 point ago

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Godamnit so did I.

[–]leo1cw 2 points3 points ago*

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Donald trump still has not been able to prove that he is not a festering useless pile of shit.

EDIT: I accidentally a word.

[–]gagnon1984 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't part without leaving a comment.

[–]Caesius23 3 points4 points ago

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His opponents should really recede.

[–]WATJSTHAPND 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there

[–]leo1cw 0 points1 point ago

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"The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump." —Jay Leno

[–]littlejerry 0 points1 point ago

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-- jay leno's (still not funny) writers

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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That Simpsons episode...

[–]arisingtide 0 points1 point ago

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weird, that's right next to my old high school.

[–]Probably_immortal 0 points1 point ago

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I think that if everyone as a society stopped giving a shit about Donald Trump then he will probably kill himself from not enough attention.

[–]peribub 0 points1 point ago

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My trumpet is named Donald Trump.

[–]daveshow07 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh Upvote.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Turbonegro?

[–]shamrocker124 -1 points0 points ago

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That's what I thought... for those fans of scandinavian punk metal it was a triple pun.

So I upvoted :)

[–]B1Gpimpin 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh...this again?

[–]LethargicDonkey -1 points0 points ago

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Wow i just laughed out loud in a crowded room. thanks

[–]HereComesEverybody -1 points0 points ago

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Never accept a handshake from Donald Trump because the handshake will go bankrupt

[–]Shoelace_Farmer -1 points0 points ago

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It looks like he's a giant that pricked his finger on the lightpost

[–]fapstatuslegit -1 points0 points ago

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Alkaline Trio copyrights their songs under Hell Toupee. Or ... something like that. I know they use Hell Toupee. Somehow. ASCAP or some other.

[–]Olukon -1 points0 points ago

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DO HO HO HO

[–]ItsOlly -1 points0 points ago

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At first i was like "Holy fuck, did you attend school..ever?" But then i was like "Heheeheheheeeehee''

[–]3rb -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]headless_bourgeoisie -1 points0 points ago

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Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man

[–]Zap-Brannigan -1 points0 points ago

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ONE MILLION UPVOTES

[–]mrrocketphat -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there

[–]crossfitgeek -1 points0 points ago

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"hell toupee" fell into my mind for no apparent reason a few days ago. I thought it would be a good name for a hair metal band.

[–]Snorkius -1 points0 points ago

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St Andrews, just saying

[–]north7 -2 points-1 points ago

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IT'S A SATANIC HAIRPIECE!

[–]Troggy -2 points-1 points ago

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How do you people not see this posted every other day?

[–]Blakest1 -4 points-3 points ago

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I am proud to say that, after doing what I came to do here, only one comment retains a postive upvote count. It isn't mine.