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[–]dannnorton 24 points25 points ago

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Most underrated spoof movie ever the part after he swims across the sea......priceless

[–]everydayfromwork 3 points4 points ago

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haha! I was just telling my friend about the scene where he keeps knocking stuff over with his boner.

[–]LejaBeatz 1 point2 points ago

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No, the scene where he hides in the ass. And the tail moves, and he says Gracias. (or something similar)

[–]copulat0r 0 points1 point ago

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this is why we cant have nice things pepper!

[–]FartNoisesWitMyMouth 10 points11 points ago

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[–]this_guy_over_here 0 points1 point ago

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YES

[–]i-con 6 points7 points ago

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I was such a stupid child! I saw so many shooting stars and I always wasted my stupid wishes!

[–]Anomander 5 points6 points ago

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...What a movie that was...

[–]CMUpewpewpew 13 points14 points ago

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"Mafia!" It's that spoof with Christina Applegate and Jay Mohr

[–]AsskickMcGee 5 points6 points ago

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You lost a lot of blood Pops, but they found most of it.

[–]jaxmp 0 points1 point ago

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dear fsm, i watched [most of] this movie once about 10 years ago and i've been wondering what it was called since

[–]CMUpewpewpew 0 points1 point ago

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Well fear not brave citizen. Your days of tortured unknowing are at an end.

[–]Renmauzuo 1 point2 points ago

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I know I've seen it but I can't remember either. Now it's going to bother me all day. Or for 20 seconds until I forget about it.

[–]veggie124 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure if you saw the post right above yours, but the movie is Mafia!

[–]Renmauzuo 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, excellent. Thank you, sir or ma'am.

[–]Mitz510 3 points4 points ago

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I swear I thought I was the only person in the world who saw that movie. It was so long ago and I never knew anyone else who saw it but it was hilarious.

[–]TalkingBackAgain 7 points8 points ago

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Is that a great kid or what? Wishes for his girlfriend to have bigger boobs.

Somebody raised their son well.

[–]mistermpr 4 points5 points ago

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Not so great if that's his sister...

[–]TalkingBackAgain 2 points3 points ago

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These days that's probably not even an issue and anyway, the bible doesn't have a problem with incest. We're covered on both sides.

[–]zupdog 3 points4 points ago

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You mean the book about the invisible wizard in the sky?

[–]LNMagic 1 point2 points ago

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Hell, he's fucking considerate.

[–]Under_Cover[S] 0 points1 point ago

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who doesn't?

[–]afireinside7710 1 point2 points ago

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one of my favorite movies

[–]laceena1 0 points1 point ago

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the funeral scene still might be my favorite scene from any movie. ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB1pDASNe8E

[–]Flubbz 1 point2 points ago

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this is one of the most underrated movies of all time

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[–]Scog 0 points1 point ago

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I remember it as liver, can't say what is true. Upvote either way.

[–]Iarerobot 1 point2 points ago

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Wahhhhhhh I didn't know people knew of this!!!!! I thought I was the only one lol

[–]AllianceOfLions 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe I recognized this from the first panel. Awesome movie. Haven't seen it in years.

[–]Ringo45 0 points1 point ago

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Vintrola turntablism FTW.

[–]MrToadEsquire 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. That was the joke in that movie. Great. Fucking great.

[–]stayunknown 0 points1 point ago

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This movie and Spy Hard are some of my favorite movies.