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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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[–]god_this_shit_again 33 points34 points ago

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[–]pokmin100 -1 points0 points ago

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it wouldn't get upvotes if people didn't want to see it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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When I was eight, I wrote a short story about the mystery of the disappearing soccer ball. Shit was intense. Soccer balls were disappearing left and right.

[–]Xcottle 6 points7 points ago

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I dont know why i found this so funny

[–]Chet_Awesomelad 3 points4 points ago

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I just burst out laughing at my desk. My boss is glaring at me now. He's standing across the room, watching me type this.

[–]obnoxious_Dubb 4 points5 points ago

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A distant relative to the tire in the movie Rubber

[–]TreLeans 4 points5 points ago

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So his head's made of metal?

[–]Poetlaurehate 0 points1 point ago

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"And if your hands were made of metal, that would mean something."

[–]lord_nougat 0 points1 point ago

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You know how those sports guys are...

[–]gobstopper84 6 points7 points ago

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why did you post this to /r/trees? relevance?

[–]GrinningPariah 9 points10 points ago

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Same reason anything gets posted to /r/trees...

[–]konrad9 5 points6 points ago

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Because they're ents lol such ents uptokes [8]

[–]Mucak 3 points4 points ago

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Because we like us more than you like us. :O

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Older than the internet

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You didn't find it funny Jake?

[–]AGaW 0 points1 point ago

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Totally looks like Tom Cruise.

[–]Natten 0 points1 point ago

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That made me giggle like I was 5.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Djokovic??

[–]Reddittfailedme 0 points1 point ago

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The new sims game looks so real.

[–]chrispyb 0 points1 point ago

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I laugh at this every fucking time

[–]1336plus1 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed hard...when I first saw that a year ago

[–]Socks_In_The_Mirror 0 points1 point ago

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There are these great laughs that start out as a smile and wriggle their way up into a silent chuckle. Inside, it grows and you cannot help but push you head back to allow for the sea of noise that is about to escape.

This picture gave me that laugh.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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TIL humans can get pulled by magnets.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i actually lol'd. nicely done

[–]Highwayjohn 0 points1 point ago

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no.

[–]strongscience62 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]KingofCirclejerk 0 points1 point ago

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Another repost submitted.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i wish i could upvote this a million times

[–]centurijon 0 points1 point ago

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MAGNETS DON'T WORK THAT WAY

Also, repost.

[–]DylanofFlan 1 point2 points ago

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It is known.

[–]cjw555 0 points1 point ago

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It is known.

[–]syflox 1 point2 points ago

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Is it known?

[–]Zilvreen -1 points0 points ago

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So you added that you crossposted so people would be like "hey, I smoke pot too. Awesome." And then upvote?

[–]konrad9 1 point2 points ago

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That's pretty much the point of r/trees. "OH MANY YOU'RE SUCH AN ENT! I'M AN ENT TOO! UPTOKES LOLOL ENTS [9]"

[–]Mucak 0 points1 point ago

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Or he just wanted to show the rest of the world that we're not just a bunch of narcissistic potheads.

[–]terriblecomic -1 points0 points ago

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Crosspost from trees??? How about old repost stolen from the onion

[–]Bobilip -1 points0 points ago

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HAVE A FUCKING UPVOTE, I ACTUALLY LOL'D AT THIS!

[–]PabbleDabble -5 points-4 points ago*

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I downvote everything from / about r/trees immediately.