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[–]AddisonH 83 points84 points ago

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"A Redditor Emerges"

[–]monstereddit 13 points14 points ago

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"you use differentiate"

[–]PeopleAreStaring 18 points19 points ago

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Strangers use judgment. Its very effective.

[–]spacelaw 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Lurking_Grue 28 points29 points ago

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It does actually... I totally avoid that stuff.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 36 points37 points ago

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Sun. Not even once.

[–]kukkuzejt 16 points17 points ago

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I said not even once, son!

[–]Propagation 15 points16 points ago

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The same thing could be said for the Daily Star...

[–]masterilly[S] 19 points20 points ago

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hehe exactly

[–]flaim 5 points6 points ago

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Sauce?

[–]stopmotionporn 9 points10 points ago

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[–]SniperFists 3 points4 points ago

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I am disappointed by the lack of stop motion porn in that link.

[–]gojirra 8 points9 points ago*

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Source?

Edit: I mean source for the image.

[–]RamaRendezvous 10 points11 points ago

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gojira rules.

[–]boding_bunny 195 points196 points ago

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One of the best examples how to make a picture funnier with the title.

[–]NightMan7 42 points43 points ago

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I agree, the title is perfect.

[–]g33n 40 points41 points ago

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DRR... DRR... DRR...

[–]Jumin 2 points3 points ago

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Just read it and it was a pretty interesting short story. Although, I am confused as to how DRR... DRR... DRR... should be read. Is it an exclamation like, "dun dun dunnn!!" or is it a droning sound like a moan?

[–]oceanbacon 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Dustintico 1 point2 points ago

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I just read it like "Durr! Durr!" Which is incredibly hilarious out of context.

[–]Jumin 1 point2 points ago

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o man... they could turn it into a short anime with all that complexity just to set up that punch line.

[–]dejaflu 1 point2 points ago

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I think of it as the sound the body makes when creeping down the spaghetti hole; your body slowly being stretched out and morphed, experiencing a combination of fear and pain that you only read about in the likes of Lovecraftian horror...or something like that.

[–]Splitzy 35 points36 points ago

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Too late. You clicked the link. It's in your house now.

[–]greedyiguana 84 points85 points ago

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"HEY BRO CAN I USE YOUR INTERNET"

[–]Photoshops_Penises 6 points7 points ago

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Seems like a cool guy.

[–]dejaflu 1 point2 points ago

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dejaflu uses flashlight attack.

[–]kurosagi 108 points109 points ago

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DRR...DRR...DRR....

(read from right to left)

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points ago

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I don't read online scary comics since CLKCLKCLKCLKCLKCLK

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

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OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME

[–]arbuthnot-lane 18 points19 points ago

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I don't think I've thought about it all since the event, and now I feel relatively blasé about it. I'm not going to click the link again, though...

The first time was truly terrifying. I froze, shivered and felt an all-encompassing primal fear unlike anything I've ever experienced.
For the first time I understood what the term lizard brain actually entailed.

[–]DrDWayneLove 7 points8 points ago

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I actually felt like I was being electrocuted. A shiver ran from the top of my head down my spine and I forgot how to close a tab, use a mouse, or even use a computer. My mind just went MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!!!!

[–]PleaseDontTouchThat 26 points27 points ago

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What's 'CLKCLKCLKCLKCLKCLK'?

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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No...don't...

[–]meekerling 26 points27 points ago

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The question was asked. Someone must provide. Not me, that shit is scary.

[–]lord_dude 14 points15 points ago

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come on i like scary stuff someone

[–]meekerling 36 points37 points ago*

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Fine. This is the one. It's in Korean, but that shouldn't matter too much.

Oh, and if you're debating if you should look at it or not, don't.

[–]cjb630 18 points19 points ago

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saw that shit in the middle of the night alone in a dark room with headphones with only a low tv as backround noise. i totally froze up. after, i was just unnerved for a while. terrifying.

[–]ajamess 16 points17 points ago

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Wow, this was so much worse than I could have expected...

[–]nahog99 7 points8 points ago

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Holy shit.. I had already seen this but it was on my iphone.. no clicking... omg... now i get why it got so popular... that was terrifying...

[–]zane17 8 points9 points ago

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JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTTITSDICKASSSHITBALLSWHOREFUCKBITCH

I was kind of slightly startled.

[–]LyssaPearl 5 points6 points ago

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What is it about? Normally I read a wiki entry before I commit to reading something potentially gross or creepy.

[–]aeiuo 7 points8 points ago

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It's a webcomic, and later on in it a zombie face turns around and gets scratches on its face, while making a clicking noise. The worst part is the page prevents you from scrolling away.

[–]LyssaPearl 9 points10 points ago

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How creepy are we talking here? Mild jump? Butthole pucker? Can't sleep tonight, it's going to get me?

[–]eternauta3k 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks for the warning, looked away as soon as it started moving. You just saved my night.

[–]holla171 4 points5 points ago

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FUCK THAT.

[–]CuntSniffer 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Jumin 1 point2 points ago*

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When you say< "This is the one. it's in Korean" ... does this mean there is a translated version? I like scary stuff too can you link the translated if it exists?

edit

Just read it anyway... I found it hilarious.

[–]776shark 29 points30 points ago

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[–]GoneDownTheRoad 13 points14 points ago

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I said out loud, 'Holy Fuck'

thank you

[–]yamato57 8 points9 points ago

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MY SCROLLING UP IT DOES NOT WORK!!!!!!!!!!! I NEARLY SHIT MYSELF!!

[–]TheGrimace1234 5 points6 points ago

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So, I thought I would be clever. I read about what happens. I scrolled from the bottom, saw the part everyone always talks about, turned my sound off and then scrolled down. Pretty cool. Then I reloaded and did it with the sound on. No big deal. Now I get the clkclkclk thing. Then I finished reading the comic. MOTHER FUCKER! UHUHUHHUHUHUHUH! Y U NO TELL ME?!

[–]TheShadowFog 3 points4 points ago

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OH GOD NO.

Thank you for reminding me.

[–]Epifibson 3 points4 points ago

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I seriously hate you goddamn it. It took me a few minutes that I needed to scroll down then when I finally did...... I have never, in my life, closed out of my browser so fast in my life! Ho-lee SHIT!

*Edit: Goddamn upvotes for you.

[–]iPatjo 2 points3 points ago

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I actually screamed a little lol

[–]JabbrWockey 2 points3 points ago

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God dammit, IS NOBODY SAFE??

[–]Captian0bvious 1 point2 points ago

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It is an onomatopoeia.

[–]Dsilkotch 12 points13 points ago

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Great story, but they would have died of dehydration within three or four days. /Melvin

[–]tandeg 8 points9 points ago

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There could be moisture in there. Of course, they'd die of hunger after about a month.

[–]Dsilkotch 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah. It's a spun story (my daughter uses that word to mean "spooky and fun," and I like it so much I've appropriated it), but it all falls apart if you examine the details too closely.

[–]skookin 9 points10 points ago

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Like how you would die of internal hemorrhaging/spinal cord popping before you ever got stretched out to any great degree.

[–]Dsilkotch 7 points8 points ago

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Exactly!

[–]Norsnes 4 points5 points ago

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I always assumed they were dead when they reached the other side.

[–]Dsilkotch 4 points5 points ago

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But still walking, apparently, which raises a whole new set of questions....

[–]Norsnes 7 points8 points ago*

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Aren't they sliding, not walking? The momentum of their own weight pulling them forward, the cracks being angled slightly downward...that's how I understood it anyways.

Edit to say I really, really don't want to reread it to find out.

[–]Dsilkotch 9 points10 points ago

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That could be it. Although, the thought of misshapen, half-rotted corpses sliding out of the holes and plopping lifelessly to the ground isn't nearly as unsettling to me as the thought of twisted, mentally ruined creatures shambling out under their own power.

...And now I've just pictured one of them crying hoarsely as it emerges painfully into the light, "Is the Internet back up yet?"

[–]Norsnes 3 points4 points ago

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Ha! Thanks for making me laugh, now I may actually get some sleep tonight. :)

[–]digitalundernet 4 points5 points ago

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I think there are many other holes in the story other than where they got water

[–]waywardnotion 1 point2 points ago

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... you mean, like the human-shaped ones?

[–]Grammar-Hammer 7 points8 points ago

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Holy SHIT right after the night I swore I'd stop reading horror and I see this.

[–]asininequestion 4 points5 points ago

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I hear Harvest is a good school.

[–]RedZeroFive 7 points8 points ago

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You sir...give me nightmares...take an upvote.

[–]dogslikeus 2 points3 points ago

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So it's about how we are forced into roles that we initially don't want to accept, but eventually come to see them as the only possibly course for our lives, begrudgingly we enter and then are twisted and warped so much by external influences that we are no longer even recognizable as ourselves? I dig it.

[–]Trollinglikeapro 1 point2 points ago

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Any more comics like these? They're good

[–]HerrShaun 22 points23 points ago

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I feel for you bro, I've been having internet problems too. Let me have a look here and see if I ca-AAAAH HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT

[–]Captian0bvious 10 points11 points ago

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It is a .jpg.

[–]ctwstudios 18 points19 points ago

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[–]GhostedAccount 1 point2 points ago

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You win a million internets.

[–]woll_clark 1 point2 points ago*

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My ISP is a pile of shit and has been disconnected since 11 AM, I just got it back about 30 minutes ago. OP's picture is accurate.

[–]the_aptly_named 109 points110 points ago

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This doesn't belong in /funny, this is terrifying.

[–]jimmery 120 points121 points ago

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yes. sunlight is terrifying.

[–]Lurking_Grue 31 points32 points ago

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I agree.

[–]skookin 6 points7 points ago

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My bladder was unprepared for this sort of shit.

[–]Mr_Po 3 points4 points ago

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My bowels were unprepared for this sort of piss.

[–]thebestwishes 8 points9 points ago

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I had to double check to make sure I wasn't in /creepy

[–]masterilly[S] 8 points9 points ago

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everything is all right my friends, internet works we will not need to leave the house :))

[–]Born4theslaughter 10 points11 points ago

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This is like that creature from H.P. Lovecraft's story "The Cave"

[–]JabbrWockey 1 point2 points ago

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One of the few H.P.L. stories that really fucking terrified me.

[–]Ferrofluid 1 point2 points ago

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ah, the origins of Gollum.

shorts

[–]JFrazer1 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fnork 6 points7 points ago

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"/Otool.jpg" :)

[–]anrope 2 points3 points ago*

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ctrl+f otool

Not at all that satisfied with your comment. Allow me:

Check the url: Otool. TIL imgur is oppressive towards the Irish.

[–]darkprints 2 points3 points ago

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YESSS I'm so glad someone else noticed this.

[–]c0ncept 2 points3 points ago

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That is creepy as fuck but I love it.

[–]schaden_bro 5 points6 points ago

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No internet? Well, I'll have no sleep tonight. Thanks, bro.

[–]Iyoten 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you for making me laugh hard in a quiet waiting room. XD

[–]haiku_robot 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you for making 
me laugh hard in a quiet 
waiting room. XD

[–]zemaR34 3 points4 points ago

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r/creepy worthy

[–]kristianur 3 points4 points ago

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This was a delightfully creepy picture.

[–]palaxi 3 points4 points ago

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He fapped all the life out of himself.

[–]bingbangbooom 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like one of the little guys in Dont be afraid of the dark.

[–]sirisaacnuton 11 points12 points ago

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To me it looked like something out of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

[–]PUNKSHAMAN 2 points3 points ago

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seriously though. What a stupid movie.

[–]bingbangbooom 1 point2 points ago

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Heard that, it looked really good, the CG was great but it never amounted to anything and I fucking hated that fat little girl, I seriously wanted the gremlins to kill her to death.

[–]Cornelius_Talmage[!] 7 points8 points ago*

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I love the artwork. It looks kinda like Stephen Grammel or maybe Brian Froud's work... Any idea who the artist is?

[–]bobtheghost33 1 point2 points ago

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Stephen Gammel is an American born illustrator and artist for children's novels.

It take issue with the "children's novels" part!

[–]Ludikalo 2 points3 points ago

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First off: Why would you show this to me on a rainy, stormy day? D:

Secondly: This better not become Shadow Lurker's teammate or anything.

[–]Badminton 2 points3 points ago

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I could not stop laughing.

[–]intensenerd 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of the illustrations from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

[–]250videos 2 points3 points ago

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I usually go back to watching tv.

[–]raggs34 2 points3 points ago

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Flashback to salad fingers.

[–]Oiiack 2 points3 points ago

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DRR DRR DRR

[–]Malek4316 2 points3 points ago

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High res version? I would love to have this as my wallpaper.

[–]PeetaMellark 4 points5 points ago

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SLENDER MAN????????

[–]jormugandr 5 points6 points ago

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Odd Gollum artwork?

[–]mclwlm 2 points3 points ago

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My first thought. If it wasn't originally intended as such it would make a brilliant interpretation of Gollum.

[–]BestNannyEver 1 point2 points ago

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I just got my internet back and this sums up the feeling.

[–]HDSquanto 1 point2 points ago

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Hits too close to home

[–]RollTide09 1 point2 points ago

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One of the rare times that I read the title, then saw the picture and literally lol'd

[–]darwell 1 point2 points ago

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What? Go out? No way, I have stuff to do on computer even when it's offline.

[–]Locutus-of-Borg 1 point2 points ago

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That's my CRT tan.

[–]prodigyuk 1 point2 points ago

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In 2 hours you've accumulated 2,126 up votes.. I thought I did good when I had 10 after 2 hours.........

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I got "502 bad gateway" the first time I clicked, and I thought that was the joke.

[–]Captian0bvious 1 point2 points ago

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It was not.

[–]Deformed_Crab 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, I was feeling exactly like that when I had disconnects a few days ago. I firstworldproblem'd back to the stone age.

[–]sgtpppr 1 point2 points ago

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I am the one hiding under your bed

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under yours stairs

Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

[–]isthebest 1 point2 points ago

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It's mouth is absolutely terrifying.

[–]SPOOKASAURUS 1 point2 points ago

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This is relevant to my Sunday mornings.

[–]abcdefghihello 1 point2 points ago

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I've had nightmares with a creature that looks similar but he is rather tall and lanky. He has to duck his head under doorways and he tells jokes at the office that gets everyone laughing.

[–]dchaosdx 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like an enderman.

[–]SirPanda 1 point2 points ago

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Not to shabby looking for a redditor.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Was expecting a funny, got a nightmare instead.

[–]Sugar_D 1 point2 points ago

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DRR DRR DRR

[–]Mr1Bean 1 point2 points ago

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Where is this picture from originally?

[–]bukhtawer 1 point2 points ago

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I seriously thought this was some kind of sick joke because my internet disconnected when i clicked it and the link never opened.

[–]Marciwantsnosleep 1 point2 points ago

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Woah..That thing is 99% scary and 1% cute.Don't judge.

[–]lodossheros 1 point2 points ago

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This beast shall be named Otooi.

[–]Idiothead 3 points4 points ago

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...So you emerge from a giant vagina?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago*

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Look at "Giant Vagina"

The wet cave you stumbled from seethes with malicious intent, calling you back into the dark hole from whence you came. It feels wrong, and it feels right. There's no reason for you to go back now, not since... the disconnection.

Look

To the East is a forest. To the West is the Giant Vagina. To the North is the Northern Labial Cliffs. To the South is the Southern Labial Cliffs.

Go East

You move towards a distant wood. The dark thicket is your refuge from the Day Star, whose foreign radiation oppresses you. The sounds around you are unknown yet... somehow familiar. Have you heard these sounds before? You've never left the cave, but...

You stop in a clearing, resting your weary legs. They shake, and sweat begins to cluster on your naked body. You are halfway to the wood.

Look

To the East is the forest. To the North is the Northern Vaginal Valley. To the South is the Southern Vaginal Valley. To the West is the Giant Vagina.

Edit: Tried editing once, had a 502 error, refreshed a couplea times and nothing, so I'm re-editing. I forgot to add "look" to the second line.

[–]DuncanGilbert 6 points7 points ago

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Dude what

[–]Squidfist 0 points1 point ago

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Who knew windigos use the internet!? Here I've been assuming every anonymous person I'm speaking to is a successful and kind scholar.

[–]MixMixBrad 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the self loathing thing isn't a phase after all

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

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wow thats scary

[–]AstroFruit 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck that scared me

[–]kstar 0 points1 point ago

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creeptastic!

[–]k80k80k80 0 points1 point ago

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Spider eyes...

[–]Eula_ 0 points1 point ago

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I can't stop looking at it...

[–]DoEpicShit 0 points1 point ago

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This made me lol in class. That's me just getting up in the morning.

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 0 points1 point ago

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I know this is a joke that is constantly made, but are there redditors out there that really never get away from their computers? I mean, I spend a lot of time at the comp, but I've never been able to completely avoid going outside.

[–]TheLotusEater 0 points1 point ago

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Aww, it's OK... He just thinks you smell nice.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that pic wa so creepy taht it made me sick. and i am one twisted fucker

[–]Rystic 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I imagine I'll look on 11/18, after power-rushing Skyrim.

[–]Iukjpl 0 points1 point ago

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Child in darkness!!

[–]PUNKSHAMAN 0 points1 point ago

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all its missing is stench lines and a neckbeard.

[–]Raul699 0 points1 point ago

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my girlfriend would love to use this as a background :D

[–]LightReaper 0 points1 point ago

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Did you mean: r/creepy

[–]NatalieZ 0 points1 point ago

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This is amazing! Name of the artist?

[–]Alex-Cross 0 points1 point ago

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Had to re-read the title to get it.

[–]Terraforce 0 points1 point ago

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More like Internet for the first time.

[–]thebestwishes 0 points1 point ago

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That's what it's like being on deployment too. I get so pale and use to the blue lights everything else hurts.

[–]monkey3 0 points1 point ago

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he's so cute.

[–]kbuck2000 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a grue...?

[–]Ag-E 0 points1 point ago

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A while ago we were moving and I lost internet and TV for four days. I don't get a newspaper, and my phone isn't a smart phone. So for four days I was stuck in a packed up house, with no phone, no TV, no internet, not even a computer (packed up).

I literally had no idea what was going on in the world, at all, for that time. It could've ended and I'd have been none the wiser.

At least I had my books, and I wear contacts.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That reminds me of the book Le Parfum, by Patrick Suskind (also made into a movie).

[–]Sylotus 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think of The Allegory of the Cave?

[–]this_won 0 points1 point ago

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This would be fantastic cover art for Plato's Cave

[–]rickscarf 0 points1 point ago

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Internet disconnected, still open up web browser every few minutes by reflex

[–]dumbell 0 points1 point ago

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OtooI is a good name for that creature!

[–]Herborist 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a spider. Downvote for you.

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[–]Eldgrim 0 points1 point ago

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Is this Peer?

[–]Nyushi 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it's cool, Reddit. I didn't want to sleep anyway.

[–]puttyguy 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like an Ethiopian Morlock.

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 0 points1 point ago

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that is just creepy

[–]rivermandan 0 points1 point ago

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Internet disconnected? Good time to give backtrack5 a whirl. Side note, bt5 is pretty sexy

[–]shamy52 0 points1 point ago

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Dear God that looks like an old lady I work with. :|

[–]McCrackenYouUp 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, that thing looks exactly like a Golum version of the witch Marny from True Blood.

Its... Its uncanny.

[–]Dr_Jackson 0 points1 point ago

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He must be British.

[–]reallybigshark 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure I work with that woman.

[–]andmyyyaxe 0 points1 point ago

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Did this remind anyone else of The Surrogates?

[–]Lunarios 0 points1 point ago

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Did you get that from the blind date murder's Google+?

[–]MCWhitebread 0 points1 point ago

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Better get a 'Techno-Peasant Survival Manual'. . .

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks a lot like "It's slowly coming this way!"

[–]richd506 0 points1 point ago

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Hey who stole my photo!?

[–]Apollo7 0 points1 point ago

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this belongs in r/nosleep :(

[–]radar77008 0 points1 point ago

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Pussy.

[–]cjdowney 0 points1 point ago

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New Iphone background, thanks.

[–]maselight 0 points1 point ago

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That totally made me paused for few mins.

[–]angryiosdev 0 points1 point ago

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That is fucking creepy.

[–]Tribar 0 points1 point ago

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Who drew this? Tineye turned up nothing useful.

[–]HaxorusOG 0 points1 point ago

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This is gonna give me nightmares. Fuck you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is what I imagine unplugged my router to lure me into the basement to plug it back in...

[–]puppy528 0 points1 point ago

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Man, that guy looks bad-ass if you invert the colors.

[–]RedHotSugarBot 0 points1 point ago

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Either that or I saw my neighbor walk out of his house in his boxers. immediately turns and runs back inside

[–]rarez 0 points1 point ago

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So true, my internet just got disconnected and that's exactly how I feel.

[–]nate92 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I pictured the Morlocks in H.G. Wells' "The Time Machine".

[–]cky12qxz 0 points1 point ago

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that's enough internet for the day.

[–]JonnySniper 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha this did make me chuckle.

alas, only one upvote to give :(

[–]kakarotsan 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE.

[–]natch_evil 0 points1 point ago

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Well, there goes sleep tonight.