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[–]thebillmac3 54 points55 points ago

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When you were yeast before

Couldn't cook you in my rye

You're just like a pretzel

Your salt makes me cry

You taste great with butter

In a beautiful swirl

I wish for a pretzel

You're so fucking pretzel

.

But I'm a crepe

I'm a weirdough

What the hell am I doughing here?

.

I doughnut belong here

.

I don't care if it's burnt

I want to have a roll

I want a perfect biscuit

I want a perfect scone

I want you to bake these when I'm not around

You're so fucking pretzel

I wish for a pretzel

.

But I'm a crepe

I'm a weirdough

What the hell am I doughing here?

I doughnut belong here

.

She's running out of flour

She's running out

She runs runs runs

.

Whatever makes you crap-free

Unleavened you want

You're so fucking pretzel

I wish I was pretzel

.

But I'm a crepe

I'm a weirdough

What the hell am I doughing here?

I doughnut belong here

I doughnut belong here

[–]thebaysix 5 points6 points ago

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Get Thom Yorke on the phone. I really think we got something here.

[–]perma4 3 points4 points ago

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Get Wierd Al on the phone. I really think we got something here.

[–]pimpmasterspaceman 0 points1 point ago

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I love "Wierd Al" Yernkowitz!

[–]Bjoernn 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kompkitty -4 points-3 points ago

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These lyrics are actually better than the original ones.

[–]thebillmac3 3 points4 points ago

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Um, no.

[–]littlelion2k 31 points32 points ago

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I wish I was spaetzle....you're so fuckin' spaetzle...

[–]Vanto 7 points8 points ago

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Forever a scone..

[–]FiveWordAccount 17 points18 points ago

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Man, I love me some Radiobread.

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[–]slkjfdhsd 0 points1 point ago

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meh.. that meme faded already.

[–]skysinblue 8 points9 points ago

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This is my version: If a crepe wanted to be a doughnut

When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like a beagle Your frost makes me cry You bake and have sprinkles In a beautiful stove I wish I was frosted You're so fucking frosted

But I'm a Crepe I'm a weirdough What the hell am I doughing here? I doughnut belong here

I don't care if it hurts I wanna be a sweet roll I want a perfect body I want a perfect hole I want you to notice when I am round You're so fucking frosted I wish I was frosted

But I'm a Crepe I'm a weirdough What the hell I'm doughin’ here? I doughnut belong here

Sheee's frosting him agaaaaiiiiin Sheeeee's frosting him She frost, frost, frost

FRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSTTT

FFFRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSST.

Whatever makes you happy Whatever you croissant You're so fucking frosted (whisper) I wish I was frosted

But I'm a Crepe I'm a weirdough What the hell am I doughing here? I doughnut belong here I doughnut belong here

[–]RepostJesus 19 points20 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a crepe.

I'm a repooooooooooooooooost...

[–]fikissupren 5 points6 points ago

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What the challah'm I doing here?

[–]BuckeyeBentley 2 points3 points ago

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[–]mgtzx 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a cover band perform Creep last year. The singer had a beautiful voice, but she pronounced creep as crepe! I couldn't stop laughing!

[–]deviousgiant 1 point2 points ago

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HOLY CRAP THAT SONG WAS PLAYING ON MY ITUNES AS I VIEWED THIS!!!

[–]demolisher71 1 point2 points ago

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re-toast

[–]0xdeadc0d3 1 point2 points ago

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I have nothing constructive to add.

Except upvotes.

[–]jpreston2005 2 points3 points ago

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please everyone, search the site for this shit before you mindlessly repost it.

[–]RepostedContent 4 points5 points ago

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pass

[–]lovesmasher 0 points1 point ago

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I searched for it and found this, so nyah.

[–]shadmere 1 point2 points ago

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LOL!!!! Oh god, thank you for this.

[–]schiffydick 2 points3 points ago

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Cheeeeeeeeese running out the dooooorrr...

[–]jnpm 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this here...

[–]kompkitty 0 points1 point ago

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that... is a weird video.

[–]Bjoernn 1 point2 points ago

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That is Wheezywaiter.

FUCK YEAH.

[–]Ballerina0 0 points1 point ago

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Well I like this because I absolutely love Crepes, especially with Nutella. Who's with me?

[–]orangebanna 0 points1 point ago

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took a minute then I was sad.

[–]stevekink 0 points1 point ago

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is it me, or does that doughnut have a sweet mustache?

[–]lemmayoshi 0 points1 point ago

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You got this from Canv.as.

[–]metalola 0 points1 point ago

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I love radiobread

[–]flinxsl 0 points1 point ago

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you're just like an angelfood

[–]frogstoolftw 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Bjoernn 0 points1 point ago*

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Wheezywaiter :3

btw, is this based on wheezy's video?

[–]fancy-chips 0 points1 point ago

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[?]

[–]rauchen 0 points1 point ago

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Good news is that you can bury all those emotions with all this food!

[–]tehjocker 0 points1 point ago

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A week ago i was walking outside and out of nowhere a song started in my head, "I'm a crepe" "Not a pancaaaaake..." And now I see this picture. Cool.

[–]antag4123 -1 points0 points ago

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DOUGH-NUT MIND, IF I DO

[–]grandMasterkrust -1 points0 points ago

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Crepe expectations

disappointed

i am just saying

[–]buttmunchies -2 points-1 points ago

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Lame.