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[–]perezidentt 19 points20 points ago

[–]davidO77 1 point2 points ago

that is exactly why I laughed so hard looking at OP's strip. That and picturing that actually happening.

[–]RadicalDreamer89 0 points1 point ago

It reminded me of Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

[–]captaintimewaste 0 points1 point ago

ive been very nauuuuuuuuughtyyyyyyyy

[–]gn0xious 3 points4 points ago

I did this ALL the time when traveling for work. I had an iPod Classic, and kept it in my shirt pocket. I got a LOT of stares from people while I skipped songs, adjusted volume, etc...

[–]GalacticUndead 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations, I actually physically laughed! My sides are killing me.

[–]FraggotMan 3 points4 points ago

doesnt matter, that chick is a total bulldyke

[–]shofet 2 points3 points ago

I saw this somewhere else a couple of days go. It was funny then, it's funny now.

[–]mexneff 1 point2 points ago

you poor bastard.

[–]fanaetic 1 point2 points ago

Nice, didn't see the FML outside the mall in the first time.

[–]Edoced 0 points1 point ago

What's this from?

[–]bacitracin 6 points7 points ago

This is from yesterday's front page.

[–]cybercryme -1 points0 points ago

I was doubling over laughing at this, I don't think I ever saw this one before lol! Good Job Mate!

[–]xXEpicBeardManXx 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck, I lost it at the "nipple rub"

[–]NoLoveForYouHa 1 point2 points ago

Saw it yesterday. Still laughed. I ain't even mad.

[–]reginadolce 0 points1 point ago

I am scared to sleep tonight... O.o

[–]TuckMyFits 0 points1 point ago

I have had this saved in my FML favorites for years

[–]upvote_cuz_ninja -2 points-1 points ago

OC?

[–]bacitracin 0 points1 point ago

He saw it on reddit yesterday and then reposted it. Possibly after making a cycle through facebook.

[–]upvote_cuz_ninja -1 points0 points ago

reddit source?

[–]bjjpolo 0 points1 point ago

Don't know about reddit, but I had read this exact thing on the FML app about 3 years ago (when I last had it installed).

[–]bemrich3 1 point2 points ago

*In library, on extra-quiet floor reading this on a hw break. laughed a little too hard: Got evil glares. Then pantomimed turning an iPod's sound down over nipple to make sure it was as creepy as described. Evil glares transform into "this guy might be a sex offender" worried side glances. Score.

[–]bzan -5 points-4 points ago

My one regret is that I have but one upvote to give this.