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[–]bebopbopeep 57 points58 points ago

[–]finnyboy665 2 points3 points ago

Sir, your ferret just made my week. Fucking tests.

[–]bebopbopeep 3 points4 points ago

You are welcome. But I'm no sir. I have lady bits!

[–]skeddles 3 points4 points ago

Everyone on the internet is a male. Sorry.

[–]Hubes 1 point2 points ago

It's true. Sorry bebobopeep.

[–]finnyboy665 0 points1 point ago

Ok, sorry, ma'am. I meant no disrespect.

[–]bebopbopeep 0 points1 point ago

Yep, no idea how long she was in there.

[–]bebopbopeep 0 points1 point ago

Forgiven.

[–]kalei50 0 points1 point ago

Did you have to cut your ferret out of there? I'm impressed he/she got that far through it.

[–]supersede 93 points94 points ago

ha are you kidding? i had a hedgehog for years, and this was literally his favorite thing to do.

he would forget out how grumpy he liked to behave around strangers if you gave him a toilet paper roll, or a paper towel roll.

sticks his head in, and slowly leans backwards and tips over.

he would do this until i took the roll away, motherfucker was relentless.

he would mostly sleep during the day, but would run like hell on his wheel at night. found out later that some run up to 5 miles a night.

miss him.

[–]SRS_are_cunts 67 points68 points ago

I want a hedgehog now.

[–]VTJP 7 points8 points ago

It's like a pet you can't pet.

[–]MichelleMorgan5 15 points16 points ago

I woke up one morning with my hedgie running around his cage with his head stuck in the toilet paper roll I put in there to play with, it was adorable and so funny, I ended up taking it out in case he got really stuck and I wasn't there to get him unstuck lol

[–]FelixFelicis89 2 points3 points ago

Usually if you cut the tube all the way down on one side, they won't get stuck. :)

[–]MichelleMorgan5 1 point2 points ago

I did haha he still managed to get stuck :b

[–]FelixFelicis89 2 points3 points ago

I find that somewhat impressive. My hedgie refuses to acknowledge the tube's existence. I'm not sure if he's too stupid to realize it can be played with or if he's too smart to engage in such mindless activity.

[–]MichelleMorgan5 1 point2 points ago

I've only witnessed it once lol otherwise he's just a huge grump. I'll take him out and put him on the floor to play, he's got like four toys and he chooses to chew the carpet instead lol.

[–]MichelleMorgan5 1 point2 points ago

Here's a video of Gus with his toilet paper roll :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzUgWZEoo7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]surrealasm_atwork 2 points3 points ago

What about when your hedgehog tries to run up the leg of your jeans while you're sitting on the ground? And actually makes it most of the way in there.

[–]-3k- 1 point2 points ago

As a professional hedgehog I approve this message!

[–]Monol1th 1 point2 points ago

I feel ya. Mine passed away in July. Never thought losing something so small and grumpy could affect me that much.

[–]supersede 0 points1 point ago

did you get yours neutered? i never had the heart to chop off mine's balls. he was a complete asshole to strangers, but did like to hang out with me.

[–]Monol1th 1 point2 points ago

No, the idea seemed a little ridiculous. Mine was the same way but would usually tolerate being held by someone else if they bribed him with a treat.

[–]thi3n 18 points19 points ago

Expected the Phillip Rivers Monday Night Football gif.

[–]brotherbond 18 points19 points ago

And you didn't link it yourself... good job there.

[–]jerbear1978 0 points1 point ago

Came for Rivers. Did not disappoint.

[–]johns2289 1 point2 points ago

hate phillip rivers, love the gif.

[–]jerbear1978 2 points3 points ago

"It was the best gif ever."

[–]gimelnus 0 points1 point ago

!

[–]imbapwnn00b 16 points17 points ago

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

10 hours well spent.

[–]13853211 3 points4 points ago

EATIN ON A CARROT nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

[–]elPedroGrande -1 points0 points ago

Only beat me by six hours. I am not good at this

[–]Monol1th 1 point2 points ago

They're quite blind so they... nvm have an upvote.

[–]jenns505 15 points16 points ago

[–]Monol1th 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't the word fact imply truth?

edit: wrote before I watched the video lol

[–]melvinman27 3 points4 points ago

[–]thomashrog 1 point2 points ago

Richard Gere wanted for questioning.

[–]brotherbond 2 points3 points ago

You should check the expiration date on that meme. Let the guy live it down.

[–]thomashrog 0 points1 point ago

An upvote from you and your novelty account, that makes it internet law!

[–]brotherbond 0 points1 point ago

I'm not a novelty account.

[–]degenererad 0 points1 point ago

Look mom, i am an anteater!

[–]Ayjlm 0 points1 point ago

Gosh darn it I'm going to get me a hedgehog one day.

[–]ninjaandpirate 0 points1 point ago

And it didn't just come up with a picture of Hiroshima or the train to Treblinka? Seems a bit skewed in perspective.

So that's what on the Godwin's law? Delayed?

[–]Green_Eyed_Grrl 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Sonic has fallen. :/

[–]DokerinZion 0 points1 point ago

the light at the end of this tunnel never gets any closer.

[–]Redditaccount512 1 point2 points ago

And if you look there you can clearly make out the moons of Jupiter...

[–]Aikistan 0 points1 point ago

DINSDALE?!

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

What's so bad? It's just the North Korean Astronomy Program.

[–]gr33nss 0 points1 point ago

It's like a Chinese finger trap!

[–]Scorpius289 1 point2 points ago

Cylinder of shame

[–]Evilriax 0 points1 point ago

I love my hedgehog, he does crazy stuff like this all the time!

[–]bikiniduck 0 points1 point ago

Youtube. You're doing it wrong.

[–]CrabPonies 0 points1 point ago

I know this is supposed to be funny, but it made me feel saaad! Poor hedgehoggington

[–]fermi90 0 points1 point ago

When Sonic tried to cross consoles to Mario...

[–]freecandy_van 0 points1 point ago

Gotta get him up there somehow...

[–]Gioware 0 points1 point ago

Is that... is that how you Youtube?

[–]AndroidReaver 0 points1 point ago

My Mondays feel like this.

[–]airborneANDrowdy 0 points1 point ago

[–]inferior-raven 0 points1 point ago

And this is why Sonic never tried to jump down pipes like his competition.

[–]endlessmammal 0 points1 point ago

ARMAGEDDON!

[–]Mike_Trollvowski 0 points1 point ago

Boogie boogie hedgehog

[–]artkul47 0 points1 point ago

The hedgehog is probably an astronomer

[–]memory_mapped 0 points1 point ago

This is called "tubing" by hedgehog owners. Hedgehogs like to place their head in the tubes, thrash about widly, and will respond with irritation if "rescued".

http://hedgehogcentral.com/toys.shtml

[–]YouDidntGoogleThat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]joshmonster[S] 0 points1 point ago

Glad to be the the inspiration for the birth of this novelty account :)

[–]stat1stick 0 points1 point ago

Boogie, boogie hedgehog! Got your head stuck in a toilet paper tube! Whatcha gonna do?!

[–]csgoodri 0 points1 point ago

OP why is today your worst day ever? I know mine isn't big but I got broken up with last week and my ex finally told me today it's because she still has feelings for an ex. One of ours has to be worse and one of us will feel better!

[–]joshmonster[S] 0 points1 point ago

I hope I don't make you feel bad since my day wasn't worse, it was actually totally fine. A co-worker of mine said they were having the worst day ever (though I don't know why) so I wanted to find a picture to send them.

[–]csgoodri 1 point2 points ago

No no I'm not torn up or anything I was mostly asking for jest, you get karma while not even having the worst day ever doesn't seem fair :P

[–]joshmonster[S] 0 points1 point ago

Well I'm glad you're OK, sorry to hear about your breakup...

[–]csgoodri 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I hope if you do have a real worst day ever a nice redditor such as yourself will send you a nice message as well.

[–]how_about_pancakes 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]gimelnus 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for not putting "was not disappointed" in your title. Getting tired of that shit.

[–]N1MBL3 0 points1 point ago

This takes 4ever to load on my mobile phone over a 3G connection.

[–]clayborg 0 points1 point ago

"To a hedgehog, an ordinary toilet paper roll looks like a really f***in' huge toilet paper roll, like 'wipe a giant's ass' huge." -Ze Frank

[–]Patius 0 points1 point ago

I don't think there are any rings in that tube.....

Hedgehog fact: If you didn't know this, hedgehogs spines don't come off like porcupine spines do. Also, contrary to what I was told as a child, they don't eat chili dogs.

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 0 points1 point ago

LOOK GUYZE! I CAN GOOGLE!

[–]Rainbow_Bacon -1 points0 points ago

[–]Lulu_lovesmusik_ 0 points1 point ago

i had a dog who got his head stuck in a giant cheesy poof jar and ran around our farm all day barking like hell... probably pretty bad too.

[–]0xD153A53 0 points1 point ago

This pic has been my Facebook profile pic for months...The Internet has now come full circle...

[–]greendot 0 points1 point ago

[–]Captain_Bacon 3 points4 points ago

youtube, you're doin it wrong

[–]Matthew1337 0 points1 point ago

I love it when animals are sat like humans; It reminds me of this video.

[–]RoadToSerfdom -1 points0 points ago

This would be the best day ever for my cat.

[–]Elitesexham 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit it's another fuckin day! It's the best day ever again! Cause I'm a stupid fuckin cat and I don't know shit and I don't know what it is to be sad.

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[–]Tronlet 2 points3 points ago

this link contains a dead hedgehog, do not click :(

[–]theeredtelephone -2 points-1 points ago

This post reminded me that I need to res filter out r/funny.

[–]fobio28 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]deez_nuts6067 0 points1 point ago

True story. Mine can never escape...