Spaghetti Flirting Or How to Loose Friends and Alienate People

Itwasme101 · 2012-10-20T11:10:12+00:00

Oh man that was hilarious.

dfxck · 2012-10-20T12:24:51+00:00

When 4chan says you're awkward, you're one awkward dude.

onbacon · 2012-10-20T13:46:27+00:00

... Or I could just eat you out or something.

redvelveteenrabbit · 2012-10-20T11:25:33+00:00

I sputtered out loud at the last bit. That would be understandable in real life but if you can't filter yourself in texts, you can't filter yourself anywhere.

aim1ess · 2012-10-20T11:59:26+00:00

I couldn't read the convo to the end, my body doesn't want to.

Prothean_Javik · 2012-10-20T13:11:23+00:00

There was cringe on both sides, I feel. "That's it? CALL ME CUTE GOD DAMNIT!"

crazylegscowpuss · 2012-10-20T13:08:25+00:00

Damn, normally I can read the stuff posted on /r/cringe as opposed to some of the videos here but holy hell that was hard to finish. Just how? Why? That condom comment was so unnecessary it's just, dude...

davidswan · 2012-10-20T11:37:36+00:00

...What's spaghetti flirting?

wounded_knee · 2012-10-20T12:08:38+00:00

My internal monologue while reading it was something like: "........................................Oh no, please, dude, come one...no...oh dude....fuck, why? oh god, dear lord have mercy....just no...I can't go on..............oh dear god, it gets worse, please no."

myrpou · 2012-10-20T11:49:49+00:00

It's kind of like this, but backwards.

ArcticSpaceman · 2012-10-20T15:28:00+00:00

This is what happens when your only experience related to sexuality is pornography.

"Oh sweet, a girl is talking to me, she must want to have sex!"

Inaudible_Whale · 2012-10-20T14:43:03+00:00

What the fuck?! Am I the only one who thinks that is fake as shit? It's like the dialogue from a shitty American comedy.

righteous_scout · 2012-10-20T14:19:12+00:00

Can't deal with it.

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Jrook · 2012-10-20T13:02:34+00:00

R/cringe where nobody points out op misspelled "lose"

naobatt · 2012-10-20T11:30:48+00:00

yikes. Poor guy

asurroca · 2012-10-20T17:14:00+00:00

I didn't think you could actually feel the mood change via text/IM, but this has proven otherwise. I could almost hear the record scratch. 4chan delivers the best spaghetti in town.

caiada · 2012-10-20T15:43:14+00:00

Life throws a girl at this guy and he says no. That was just... painful.

fishnetdiver · 2012-10-20T21:42:24+00:00

that was just painful.

IRHR · 2012-10-20T12:18:56+00:00

Aspergers?

DoctorNose · 2012-10-20T12:02:16+00:00

Were the 4chan comments necessary?

cl0tho · 2012-10-20T12:43:27+00:00

Am I the only one who thought this was a genius troll at first?

Rothulfossil · 2012-10-20T14:12:56+00:00

Shit, and he was being pretty smooth* there for a bit.

*All things considered

terranopp · 2012-10-20T14:24:46+00:00

that literally hurt to read

TL10 · 2012-10-20T14:47:15+00:00

Oh wow. OP freaking blew it.

ColbyTheDog · 2012-10-20T14:58:50+00:00

Jesus fucking christ.

Kenny00 · 2012-10-20T15:01:27+00:00

It can't be.

WoodenPlunger · 2012-10-20T15:09:32+00:00

I thought the red color was him. I'm like, eyelash your messing it up, but she's still going for it.

AlwaysPineapple · 2012-10-20T15:14:57+00:00

I had to force myself to finish reading this...

bluerose2 · 2012-10-20T15:16:03+00:00

I don't think he managed to make his friend 'loose' at all; she seemed to reject the condom idea.

test0 · 2012-10-20T15:16:10+00:00

Hey! I had a math teacher named Mr. Feldman in 8th grade! What is this?!

Phratello · 2012-10-20T15:25:58+00:00

Reading that hurt me physically.

cris178 · 2012-10-20T15:31:33+00:00

The sad part is that U think I did recently. Not to this extent but still.

Pharien · 2012-10-20T16:11:04+00:00

Lost it at the Reginald image. This was hysterical. I'd have cringed if I knew him.

NigmaNoname · 2012-10-20T16:40:37+00:00

One of my favorite spaghetti related images ever...

Part of me thinks it's fake, part of me doesn't- but the majority of me doesn't even care anymore. The story, coupled with the reactions, just gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling knowing I'm not as socially retarded as this guy.

Absolutely hilarious, 10/10.

MinimaL_SC · 2012-10-20T16:49:08+00:00

CRINGING AT TITLE

wtfisdisreal · 2012-10-20T17:07:09+00:00

Upgraded his spaghetti level to fagottini.

Google it. its a real pasta.

joazito · 2012-10-20T17:10:33+00:00

Retarded as that was, the girl was into him so there's probably still a chance. It looked more like she thought he was messing with her on purpose and that's why the cold bye. This will probably go better face to face.

trigreal · 2012-10-20T17:20:12+00:00

KSG

Jesus Christ how horrifying

OniTan · 2012-10-20T17:21:28+00:00

How to cut loose friends.

WillMcB · 2012-10-20T17:46:32+00:00

I slightly glanced at the title and thought this was r/corgi. I was SO mistaken

McSteezeMuffin · 2012-10-20T18:46:40+00:00

Awwwww, high school sweethearts <333

TheLiberalSoup · 2012-10-20T19:15:50+00:00

shit sorry? what?

Sembregall · 2012-10-20T19:31:52+00:00

I just cringed so hard I think I popped my cringe-bone out.

Thehealeroftri · 2012-10-20T19:32:26+00:00

He went full spaghetti on her.

captainburp · 2012-10-20T19:48:17+00:00

Kinda reminds me of when I first started dating this guy. He called me up drunk one night and left a message. In the background I could hear his friend yelling "he wants to shag you!" then my bf said "my friend is saying I wanna shag you but that's not...no that's...well...ok...NO! bye!" He was embarrassed, I thought it was hilarious.

AdmiralPancake · 2012-10-20T20:18:43+00:00

That Omega thread on /b/ was painful. Those people are disgusting.

anonthecannon · 2012-10-20T20:22:11+00:00

Aaaaah!Stop it! It was painful just reading it!

XelNaga · 2012-10-20T20:51:47+00:00

Wow. This is the oldest, most reposted pile of spaghetti out there. It's from god damn February.

TheAwesomeinator · 2012-10-20T21:19:26+00:00

So old, but so good.

dromaide · 2012-10-20T21:23:45+00:00

I don't understand at the end when she says "we don't have to fuck? seriously we don't have to?" What does this mean? She wants to have sex or what? Did he phrase it the wrong way?

English is not my mother tongue so I think I don't understand it right.

Asshole_Patrol · 2012-10-20T21:40:22+00:00

He should have given her the old lickaroo.

itchdriver · 2012-10-20T22:32:48+00:00

"Spaghettie Flirting"

lol

TuppyHole · 2012-10-20T23:20:25+00:00

That /b/eta thread last night was good eh?

moderndayvigilante · 2012-10-20T23:37:43+00:00

Old picture and probably fake.

Stankia · 2012-10-20T23:57:07+00:00

And it started out so goooood, the GIRL was HITTING on HIM!

Isunova · 2012-10-21T00:55:18+00:00

Which one is the girl

Crossfox17 · 2012-10-21T00:57:41+00:00

He had it, he so fucking had it. That could easily have led to some form of physical contact or fooling around.

IllIllIII · 2012-10-21T00:57:57+00:00

http://imgur.com/KfpUk

niggadicka · 2012-10-21T02:45:44+00:00

I got through like 1/6th and honestly it's just getting too painful to read

youarei · 2012-10-20T13:33:16+00:00

seriously WHAT THE FUCK, how can anyone be this awkwardly retarded? I feel sorry for the dude, she was totes hitting on him and he jumps straight to sex, no shit that'd freak her out BUT HE STILL HAD A FUCKING CHANCE AFTER THAT, HOW THE HELL DID HE CONTINUE TO MAKE IT WORSE?!

brainburger · 2012-10-20T13:49:16+00:00

What's it got to do with spaghetti? Is it something to do with copy-pasta?

Edit: Its ok I see others have answered the same question.

pure_being · 2012-10-20T17:42:28+00:00

>going on /mu/
>ever

Truck_Thunders · 2012-10-20T19:55:32+00:00

Look how she typed, she was probably ugly anyways.

oilglimpse · 2012-10-20T14:52:58+00:00

http://i.qkme.me/64p3.jpg

Neitsyt_Marian · 2012-10-20T12:19:45+00:00

old bullshit

balloseater · 2012-10-20T13:45:09+00:00

3 hours and nobody has called you out on "loose"? Your fucking title makes me cringe.

IvyLeagueZombies · 2012-10-20T14:15:38+00:00

Upvote purely for the Dale Carnegie reference

Heretical_Fool · 2012-10-20T14:31:49+00:00

using condoms

2012

EatATaco · 2012-10-20T17:31:00+00:00

That was funny, but dear god the spelling made me want to poke my eyes out. Also, Loose != Lose.

unclesaamm · 2012-10-20T17:36:33+00:00

This didn't happen.

Astrus · 2012-10-20T17:34:42+00:00

So.../r/cringe has become "dump images from 4chan beta threads?" :/

thefirdblu · 2012-10-20T10:31:37+00:00

In all fairness, she kind of jumped from "hey, come hang out with me, you're cute" to "you want to fuck me? wtf?"

Stupid girl

cringe

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