Trolling cops.

jamesf797 · 2012-10-05T17:59:37+00:00

This was better when I got it as an email back in 1997

wiebeezy · 2012-10-05T18:58:21+00:00

...aaannddd none of this ever happened.

Campin · 2012-10-05T19:12:42+00:00

I remember seeing this when I had AOL with 500 free hours!

solrsb · 2012-10-05T18:10:40+00:00

r/forwardsfromgrandma

Nicknam4 · 2012-10-05T19:13:51+00:00

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:

SenorSpicyBeans · 2012-10-05T20:01:59+00:00

WHY DO YOU MOTHER FUCKERS KEEP UPVOTING THIS SHIT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

dexterduck · 2012-10-05T19:34:13+00:00

Seriously, this is the kind of shit that people on facebook share from a page titled "FUNNY STUFF."

Smilax · 2012-10-05T20:09:28+00:00

RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: FUNNYSHITFROMDAD

endlessmilk · 2012-10-05T18:58:10+00:00

Today on "Shit that never fucking happened!"

I_smell_awesome · 2012-10-05T18:58:50+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
good, better, the best.	9^coms	124^pts	3^dys	funny
Good Better Best	7^coms	66^pts	7^dys	funny
I really want to do all of these...	3^coms	81^pts	2^mos	funny
Good, Better, Best	8^coms	72^pts	3^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

FledglingZombie · 2012-10-05T20:12:55+00:00

FWD: RE: RE: RE: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: REALLY FUNNY!!!!

JaggerA · 2012-10-05T20:15:41+00:00

Oh look, another example of the world troll being misused. OP, go to hell.

wecametofight · 2012-10-05T18:46:31+00:00

My nana joined reddit?

byRoody · 2012-10-05T20:03:42+00:00

Why do I feel like this belongs on 9gag

TangoBuns · 2012-10-05T19:45:03+00:00

You're the reason Reddit has to keep up with their spam filters.

nerocaesar · 2012-10-05T20:08:09+00:00

aaaaand collection of reposts

SmoresPies · 2012-10-05T20:22:09+00:00

You have really put me in a tight place here OP. I was having this great day, the best I'll add. Then I come across this post, this re-post and immediately my blood began to boil. In a fit of blind rage, I went down to my local wal-mart, a SUPER WAL-MART, shit just got real huh? Yeah, so I bought all these poisonous chemicals, and grenades, I picked up a small child too. And now the police are after me, they THINK this is all my fault. So, I got this grenade pin between my teeth, dangerous chemicals in one hand, the kid in the other, ALL BECAUSE YOU COULDN"T BE CREATIVE- DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!? turn yourself in already, delete this post. Or, we all lose.

IPostInWrongReddits · 2012-10-05T20:15:37+00:00

UGGHgadjsbgadhjbgjsga, ive seen that last joke a million times

seminolecichlid · 2012-10-05T20:31:15+00:00

this must be the original repost

Just_for_shits · 2012-10-05T20:40:09+00:00

If this were real a speeding ticket would be $240. Not $40.

SpelingTroll · 2012-10-05T20:47:27+00:00

FUCK THIS SHIT READ THE RULES SHIT FUCK.

FUCK.

SHIT.

DirtyDrummer · 2012-10-05T19:22:09+00:00

Supposedly all Oregon cops. Yet the picture has Cali plates...

stringerbell · 2012-10-05T20:52:28+00:00

No, this is how you troll cops...

At night, when you see a cop drive towards you and you are walking down the sidewalk, stare at him intently as he passes. Look suspicious or guilty of something. Just after the car passes beside you, sprint off in the other direction as fast as you can.

In my experience, 100% of the time the cop-car will pull a u-turn and race off after you. Then you get to play a man's version of hide-and-seek for half an hour.

scarletwonderlust · 2012-10-05T20:26:11+00:00

You don't have to pay those camera tickets, they can't arrest you for them.

MrE134 · 2012-10-05T20:31:15+00:00

As a guy about to go practice driving in the hopes of getting my license in Oregon soon, I think I'm going to speed on purpose so I can get funny stories from the '90s. Wait, it's too late... FUCK.

krymz1n · 2012-10-05T20:31:21+00:00

MFW someone posts about where I live

ConfusedAlways · 2012-10-05T20:32:48+00:00

I wish I had a sense of humor like the lady. Where do I go to school for that??

FiveSmash · 2012-10-05T20:34:33+00:00

Obligatory "Nothing has ever not happened more than these things didn't happen."

ReactsWithWords · 2012-10-05T20:35:31+00:00

THREE! Three urban legends! Bwa-ha-ha!

bailooutsandbananas · 2012-10-05T20:39:50+00:00

Yep, that sounds like my hometown.

narpas · 2012-10-05T20:43:52+00:00

Rather than labeling the stories "Good", "Better" and "Best", I propose, "Ancient", "Prehistoric", and "Jesus I think I read that last one in Reader's Digest when I was, like, five and in the doctor's office."

Zazilium · 2012-10-05T20:44:44+00:00

I'll take "500$ for stuff my grandma fwds: me", Rick.

murderbum999 · 2012-10-05T20:44:53+00:00

Get off the internet, grandma.

fafol · 2012-10-05T20:53:52+00:00

NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS TROLLING

norseburrito · 2012-10-05T20:59:28+00:00

I guess oregon is the place to speed.

hazelpony2 · 2012-10-05T21:03:50+00:00

To:KittyMeowfuck@gmail.com From: Grandma FW: FW: RE: FW: FW: RE: FW: FW: VERY FUNNY STORIES FROM REAL POLICE OFFICERS

Twaddles · 2012-10-05T21:11:48+00:00

I remember the "Balls" joke from an old 80's movie with Kris Kristofferson - Flashpoint. We're the Border Patrol ma'am we don't have any balls.

Kar98_Byf42 · 2012-10-05T21:15:09+00:00

Bestest: remove the model name plates from the back of your car, and when the cop enters "none", his little handheld ticket printing computer will crash.

someguy73 · 2012-10-05T21:15:10+00:00

Thanks for the forward, Grandma.

ThereReallyIsNoHope · 2012-10-05T21:18:44+00:00

Granny get off Reddit, goddamn girl. Can't take you anywhere.

libraryaddict · 2012-10-05T21:25:21+00:00

3 reposts for the price of 1! What a deal!

Raymond890 · 2012-10-05T21:26:37+00:00

I'm moving to Oregon now.

Wildstylezz · 2012-10-05T21:26:40+00:00

This has nothing to do with fucking trolling. My god . Let me guess this must be an EPIC TROLL LOL PONIES N STICKERZ. Fuck sakes. 10yo repost.

Ass_Dragon · 2012-10-05T21:27:58+00:00

lol epic troll XD to funny

freakygeeky · 2012-10-05T21:29:28+00:00

Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Trolling cops

FA-Q · 2012-10-05T21:35:19+00:00

Protip, don't speed in Oregon. Fucking HP everywhere.

bow_before_dog · 2012-10-05T21:37:31+00:00

GOOD -so says a story my uncle used to tell BETTER -said my drunk friend who made the girl at the bar move to another seat BEST -said the lady that didn't want to admit she was arrested for a DUI that night

heartlessnobody94 · 2012-10-05T21:55:16+00:00

repost...

LtPineapple · 2012-10-05T21:55:58+00:00

Literally, taken directly from a Psych episode.

LolerCoaster · 2012-10-05T22:13:42+00:00

This may have been the very first joke email I ever got, on my very first email account, circa 1996.

novihockey95 · 2012-10-05T22:15:14+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/w2c0z/good_better_best/

God damnit. Why when I post something I never get karma, but reposts do?

frofrodajimmyboy · 2012-10-05T22:26:41+00:00

Oh hey mom, you found Reddit!

TerrorByte · 2012-10-05T22:29:09+00:00

The fact that this is being upvoted more than it is being downvoted speaks volumes about the new Reddit demographic...

Lignoba · 2012-10-05T22:29:29+00:00

I got a speeding ticket just east of Portland going 70 in a 55... $500. Fuck Oregon.

mindaika · 2012-10-05T22:40:35+00:00

I also have a fondness for 1987-era printouts of jokes updated to the modern era by adding a color picture.

erwin54 · 2012-10-05T22:52:11+00:00

I personally think the good is better than the better, and the better is not as good as the good.

SydneyRubbert · 2012-10-05T22:57:41+00:00

Fake and all, but YAY OREGON!! :D

adrenaline_rush · 2012-10-05T23:01:06+00:00

How this got 6k upvotes?

just_defy · 2012-10-05T23:10:18+00:00

came here to laugh not read

ApocalypticTaco · 2012-10-05T23:28:04+00:00

Repost :(

JoePurdy · 2012-10-05T23:30:51+00:00

Oh look, a list of things that never happened, how fun!

shadowjeffknowsbest · 2012-10-06T00:07:47+00:00

These aren't trolling cops, these are awesome cops

singher23 · 2012-10-06T00:24:57+00:00

The first one was in Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

assesasinassassin · 2012-10-06T00:46:42+00:00

This is so cheesy, 90's crap your mom would forward to you. Cringeworthy to say the least.

rarkai · 2012-10-06T00:58:37+00:00

I don't even have to zoom in and read this to see which colossal bullshit email forward this is.

deathfromfront · 2012-10-06T01:27:10+00:00

Repost. I found and saved this the first day I made my Reddit account.

stealthismatt · 2012-10-06T01:41:45+00:00

this is humorous. it belongs in /r/humor

why?

because it's not /r/funny

inventionmaker99 · 2012-10-06T02:13:46+00:00

Funny, but repost

StarshinexWherexRxUx · 2012-10-06T02:43:24+00:00

Being from Oregon myself, I approve this post :)

yaosio · 2012-10-06T03:05:06+00:00

OMG I'm going to send this to my son, I'm a 50 year old woman BTW.

chattyWw · 2012-10-06T03:31:18+00:00

Where I'm from the police needs to have signs that says speed radar ahead or something like that.

shabio1 · 2012-10-06T03:36:20+00:00

I laughed so damn hard at the end

Hypothosaurus · 2012-10-06T03:44:46+00:00

i'm using that last one.

Buhnanah · 2012-10-06T03:53:18+00:00

I dont understand the last one.

NoobComputer · 2012-10-06T05:33:56+00:00

Just goes to show you that we Bendites (people from Bend, OR) are smarter than your average bear.

craftkiller · 2012-10-05T19:35:31+00:00

Better trolling cops: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwDlobymMk0

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop

pollacs · 2012-10-05T20:30:53+00:00

The twist: All three drivers were named Albert Einstein.

gordomono · 2012-10-05T20:17:31+00:00

OREGON!

MistarGrimm · 2012-10-05T19:31:53+00:00

The third, no matter how old or fake, is a good joke.

Avarax · 2012-10-05T19:41:39+00:00

I LOVE OREGON

ltbs · 2012-10-05T19:44:07+00:00

STDH.jpg

filterplz · 2012-10-05T19:46:27+00:00

Epilogue/rollover text. The lady got a picture of the cops balls in the mail.

iagainsti · 2012-10-05T19:49:40+00:00

The funniest part is that this never happened.

Wait, that's not funny either...

folderol · 2012-10-05T20:16:54+00:00

There was a guy on here a couple weeks ago that claimed he and his friend were doing this. Like I hadn't heard this long ago. I called bullshit and downvoted him. I got downvoted. Oh well, whatever.

HoldmysunnyD · 2012-10-05T20:28:12+00:00

1: Obstruction of justice.

swishd · 2012-10-05T20:38:31+00:00

All from Oregon. I love living here.

scifiwoman · 2012-10-05T19:46:41+00:00

This is great.

cjlonghorn25 · 2012-10-05T19:47:40+00:00

this is a joke from the tv show psych. but it prolly predates that.

MrAvenged · 2012-10-05T18:05:23+00:00

i dont understand. TLDR

SlipcasedJayce · 2012-10-05T20:02:55+00:00

Well played... VERY well played.

seaandtea · 2012-10-05T20:22:00+00:00

I was told this by a lawyer in the legal firm who defended this man and believe it to be true and I think I found a small mention of it in the Daily Telegraph archives ...This guy was driving his red BMW southbound on the M1, blind drunk, to go home. He was weaving all over the road so the coppers pulled him over and got him out of his car. Before they could ask him any questions, a lorry crashed on the northbound side resulting in a multiple pile up. The coppers told him to "Wait" and they ran over to assist. So, our drunk friend thinks, "Whoo Hoo and Bollocks to it all...I shall proceed home." and does just that. The next morning, there is ring at the old door bell and there are two policeman asking if he is the owner of a Red BMW, license plate number blah blah blah. He said, "yes." They ask, "Where is that vehicle now Sir?" He tells them it is in the garage. They ask to have a look and he presses the garage door remote and....there is the Police Car. [N.B. Many motorway police used BMWs at this time and it was the same model as his own BMW] Apparently, the judge threw the book at him...

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