Pokey & Tard

riverwalker · 2012-10-05T15:27:24+00:00

I just can't get over that damn face. I just want to make her smile.

Edited for gender of Tard.

gdb16 · 2012-10-05T16:35:47+00:00

TARD CAT MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY!

clemsonpk · 2012-10-05T17:11:33+00:00

I am so happy that Tard cat is famous now.

thealoof · 2012-10-05T16:50:34+00:00

MOAR.

Sortech · 2012-10-05T18:17:56+00:00

I really don't mind this karma whoring.

Every single time I see that cat I just feel happy.

I love Tard. I love that karmamachine so god damned much.

LambastingFrog · 2012-10-05T17:26:11+00:00

I'm still not sure whether they look more like Smith and Jones or Statler and Waldorf. It's definitely one of them though.

Ouro130Ros · 2012-10-05T17:13:54+00:00

Yes milk those grumpy little fuzzy kitties for all the karma they are worth! Have an upvote, Tard is awesome.

Time_Code · 2012-10-05T15:24:05+00:00

Pokey is the grumpier one too!

mikedsnameisthis · 2012-10-05T17:15:52+00:00

I freaking love these cats.

Kyle-Overstreet · 2012-10-05T18:50:46+00:00

They remind me of Patton Oswalt.

joojoobomb · 2012-10-05T20:07:04+00:00

Hahaha everyone's commenting on how cute she is. And she is.

But unfortunately the reason this cat looks this way is because of mental/physical retardation of some sort. There's also another video which shows Tard moving around. She's obviously got quite a bit wrong with her.

Throwing all political correctness to the wind, the owners seem to have perhaps picked an appropriate name. :\

willendorfVenus · 2012-10-05T18:54:02+00:00

Those cats have great faces. They should get work as character actors.

pescarojo · 2012-10-05T18:57:38+00:00

I fkin love these cats

KailieMinota · 2012-10-05T18:10:51+00:00

Oh gosh. I can't get enough of these adorable furballs. I wish I had a grumpy cat of my own. I showed my brother Tard today and he said he felt terrible for her, but she's so damn cute and obviously loved. Make sure to keep positing photos and videos :)

Just_Call_Me_Kitty · 2012-10-05T18:39:32+00:00

Tard kitty would be a super star in Japan.

TheBakercist · 2012-10-05T19:16:53+00:00

I will never grow tired of these cats.

UberMisandrist · 2012-10-05T19:19:18+00:00

I love that they're in my city. Phoenix, the home of Grumpy cat.

allenizabeth · 2012-10-05T20:04:35+00:00

I LOVE YOU TARD

avantgardeaclue · 2012-10-05T20:48:06+00:00

I want to snuggle them until tney squirm and make little gruunting noises of annoyance an just continue snuggling.

buttonforest · 2012-10-05T20:52:11+00:00

What is wrong with these cats, medically speaking?

hated_monster · 2012-10-05T17:42:27+00:00

If you ever breed these kitties, I would love one of their grumpy offspring.

scorpio223 · 2012-10-05T19:37:07+00:00

Really? Of all the names in the world you pick tard???

romzz · 2012-10-05T18:19:37+00:00

I hate cats, but I love grumpy cat. She makes me so happy inside.

frostiitute · 2012-10-05T18:42:53+00:00

Tard is my favorite cat, ever.

bmartin003 · 2012-10-05T19:11:40+00:00

These cats need to be made into a cartoon show. Angry Beavers: Reddit version

Poop_Dollah · 2012-10-05T19:12:54+00:00

can we just get a 24/7 tard webcam already, please...that cat just makes everything alright

coalitionofilling · 2012-10-05T20:51:49+00:00

I can see how Tard got his name. Somehow still incredibly cute.

pootaco · 2012-10-05T21:33:05+00:00

Tard, winner of the internetz.

LilMerm8 · 2012-10-05T15:31:36+00:00

My day is made!

tsukiakai · 2012-10-05T18:11:06+00:00

In love with tard

HARDonE · 2012-10-05T19:27:41+00:00

pixar should make a movie about these two

Superfluousfish · 2012-10-05T19:47:57+00:00

Hey brain! What are we going do to tonight? The same thing we do every night pinky. Try to take over the world!

BritishLady · 2012-10-05T19:50:54+00:00

Just so adorably grumpy.

xrockstarrmeg · 2012-10-05T20:12:33+00:00

Please get a video of tard meowing.

thegino · 2012-10-05T20:12:51+00:00

One embraces his disability, the other despises....

pandatits · 2012-10-05T20:14:47+00:00

What's their breed? I HAVE TO KNOW

kkeller4 · 2012-10-05T20:42:23+00:00

I think we've done it, Reddit. We've officially found our mascot.

LochnessDigital · 2012-10-05T21:27:29+00:00

I'd be upset too if my name was Tard...

LexSenthur · 2012-10-05T22:15:14+00:00

Pokey and Tard, sounds like a Cartoon Network show that debuted in 1997 and ran for four seasons. Now it's mostly seen on the tshirts of kids born after the show went off the air.

little-moon · 2012-10-05T23:13:25+00:00

I would seriously LOVE to see Tard and Pokey as kittens! Imagine the cuteness!!

thebbman · 2012-10-05T23:42:34+00:00

I would love life if I could have a grumpy cat too...

loveforllamas · 2012-10-05T23:48:41+00:00

This cat is possibly the cutest animal I've ever seen, really! That's a pretty adorable face. Even while looking extremely unimpressed..

chiropter · 2012-10-06T01:31:51+00:00

Animals with disabilities... so dang cute!

amber_guesa · 2012-10-06T02:48:22+00:00

I love Tard

iamthebebop · 2012-10-06T04:02:23+00:00

I will never stop upvoting this damn cat.

theundiscoveredcolor · 2012-10-05T19:25:06+00:00

Man, that kitty is a karma machine.

cylindercat · 2012-10-05T17:19:48+00:00

Why are they so angry?!

BumbleTummy · 2012-10-05T18:17:46+00:00

I love them both. You should rename him Grumpy for real.

picado · 2012-10-05T18:19:55+00:00

I wouldn't want to be in a boxing match with either of them. They look like two tough customers. Are they siblings?

BumbleTummy · 2012-10-05T18:20:33+00:00

I love the name Tartar Sauce, and Pokey. What does their Mom or Dad look like?

msktty89 · 2012-10-05T18:29:30+00:00

I want to steal Pokey. <3

interruptedgirl77 · 2012-10-05T18:37:19+00:00

I can't explain how much I love these damn cats!!!

SeanHearnden · 2012-10-05T18:38:03+00:00

Tard looks like me, in the morning before my coffee.

hollylainem · 2012-10-05T18:51:55+00:00

GRUMPY CAT RETURNS!!

SenSimillaa · 2012-10-05T18:52:22+00:00

I saw the cat on the right posted on my news feed yesterday...lol yeeeee janesville redditors

Two2twoD · 2012-10-05T18:52:59+00:00

I hope you are aware the Internet breaks every time you post these cats. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? Haaa???? OMG I love them ahsdhjsha!!!!

biglee90 · 2012-10-05T18:58:26+00:00

Goddamn that's an angry cat.

BlatheringMM · 2012-10-05T19:21:44+00:00

One looks happy and the other looks down.

TheGreasyFerret · 2012-10-05T19:23:52+00:00

The one on the left reminds me of Gabriel Iglesias.

supfai · 2012-10-05T19:28:57+00:00

Observation: The one on the right has a pug face

Abbithedog · 2012-10-05T19:31:44+00:00

They remind me of Pinky and the Brain.

bunnysneezes · 2012-10-05T19:33:30+00:00

"I am the law"

DonGeronimo · 2012-10-05T19:38:19+00:00

Pokey looks like Bjork

soupsoundsgood · 2012-10-05T19:43:19+00:00

This is a political ticket I can get behind.

onemissingbutton · 2012-10-05T19:48:18+00:00

What are you trying to do to us!?!?

BCBUDDHA · 2012-10-05T19:48:39+00:00

GIVE ME THE BEARDED ONE, FUCK GRUMPY CAT. BEARDY, I WANT BEARDY PICS

hypmoden · 2012-10-05T19:49:37+00:00

Competition for Maru

LesaneCrooks · 2012-10-05T19:49:40+00:00

Pokey needs more recognition dammit!

chuckbucket · 2012-10-05T19:54:20+00:00

reminds me of these cool bobcats

splorng · 2012-10-05T19:56:06+00:00

The scratches on the hands holding the kitties speak volumes.

whynottry · 2012-10-05T19:56:58+00:00

If you don't do an American Gothic recreation with these two, you are just throwing away karma, just throwing it away like it means nothing, does it mean nothing to you, does IT, i didn't think so, so do do an American Gothic recreation.

deadendcruiser · 2012-10-05T19:57:27+00:00

Pokey doesn't seem as tarded as tard. I know tard can't really walk much, does pokey have all the same problems?

GMonsoon · 2012-10-05T20:06:31+00:00

I wonder if you could get Tard to smile if you just used your fingers to pull up the sides of her grouchy mouth.

neuby · 2012-10-05T20:07:45+00:00

I too have a black and white cat named Pokey.

PeregrineSkye · 2012-10-05T20:11:41+00:00

This, more than any other r/aww post, makes me want to get a cat...

WowzaCannedSpam · 2012-10-05T20:14:22+00:00

I'm sorry but I cant believe how adorable this stinking cat is. He's my banner on The Facebook. I love him.

butternutsquash123 · 2012-10-05T20:15:18+00:00

Ron Swanson

cujojack · 2012-10-05T20:18:31+00:00

they are sturr'n inter mine eyes

Abazagorath · 2012-10-05T20:22:35+00:00

Angry cat is the cutest thing ever

OkayIbite · 2012-10-05T20:27:39+00:00

The grouchy one looks like he's actually trying to have a good time.

dcomnimda · 2012-10-05T20:28:39+00:00

we need more grumpy cat memes

boohoopooryou · 2012-10-05T20:28:53+00:00

let me guess, tard is on the right...... right?

freddawg · 2012-10-05T20:31:14+00:00

Put me down human. STAHP

leturdnugget · 2012-10-05T20:32:44+00:00

Seriously I was wondering what we had to do to get more Grumpy Cat going on in here. THANK YOU

LordDerbe · 2012-10-05T20:38:07+00:00

the left one reminds me of the success kid

34243 · 2012-10-05T20:43:38+00:00

And what are the cats called?

KaiWeevil · 2012-10-05T20:44:57+00:00

I wish my grumpy cat looked like that. She really is grumpy. Her name's Grumples and is aptly named.

FirePop · 2012-10-05T20:46:00+00:00

And it has 6 toes?

dirtyjersey84 · 2012-10-05T20:46:45+00:00

tards the one on the right, right?

technosasquatch · 2012-10-05T20:46:56+00:00

smiley cat

BananaCombOver · 2012-10-05T20:48:26+00:00

God damn Karma machines. They make me so happy every time I see them.

thou_liest · 2012-10-05T20:50:20+00:00

Dat face. I mean really.

Buttenflouder · 2012-10-05T20:53:49+00:00

I'd be Tard from all that Pokey too.

ocarinamaster64 · 2012-10-05T20:54:02+00:00

So grumpy cat became popular a while ago and now all of a sudden the entire internet owns the same exact cat. Explain...

touchdatbaby · 2012-10-05T20:56:15+00:00

Pokey is awesome.. love those eyes.

lowercasejames · 2012-10-05T20:57:58+00:00

Well that is just offens... Nope that's accurate, actually.

Warmlettuce · 2012-10-05T20:58:54+00:00

Where did you get these cats!

MmeMeow · 2012-10-05T20:59:23+00:00

Your cat was on Global news Toronto for its adorableness. Pretty neat.

manimhungry10 · 2012-10-05T21:04:18+00:00

Man, I've had the shittiest Friday, and your two cats made it ten times better. Cheers!

kabuto_mushi · 2012-10-05T21:05:24+00:00

Is Pokey's name an Earthbound/Mother reference?

geoffreymiller9430 · 2012-10-05T21:12:37+00:00

I want a grumpy cat...

doctapeppa · 2012-10-05T21:16:58+00:00

This cat is a reddit celebrity.

Mball1011 · 2012-10-05T21:16:59+00:00

Sounds like some good names for your boobs.

jjanjig · 2012-10-05T21:23:44+00:00

her boobs look like cats...weird

talonedge · 2012-10-05T21:27:45+00:00

hey I'm grump. I'm not sooo grump. AND WE'RE THE CAT GRUMPS.

Bugs_Me · 2012-10-05T21:29:17+00:00

Why is reddit obsessed with Tard? There's a breed of cats that always look grumpy... They're called persian cats and they're everywhere.

CN5 · 2012-10-05T21:36:37+00:00

These cats...I want to hug them. Smile, Tard!

meowmeow67667 · 2012-10-05T21:39:23+00:00

Thank you for sharing the cutest cat picture ever.

L810C · 2012-10-05T21:42:53+00:00

i never cared for cats, but constantly seeing tard makes me want one. does anyone breed grumpy cats?

gambiit · 2012-10-05T21:46:29+00:00

ron swanson cat is named tard, ha!

eatricez33 · 2012-10-05T21:48:26+00:00

The karma is strong with this one

wick220 · 2012-10-05T21:50:59+00:00

I am going to find out where you live and steal Tard.

LOVE. TARD.

liars_and_frauds · 2012-10-05T21:52:34+00:00

I don't get it, how are these two not the basis for a new Nickleodeon cartoon show? They could potentially be better than Pinky & Brain

DopeboiFresh · 2012-10-05T21:55:30+00:00

I fucking love grumpy cat

mrskeetskeeter · 2012-10-05T22:01:55+00:00

...one is a genius, the other's insane!

thiss · 2012-10-05T22:03:19+00:00

Your cat is splice?!

Blazorge · 2012-10-05T22:04:53+00:00

Want to upvote for cute...and also downvote for the word "tard".

ataloss · 2012-10-05T22:11:21+00:00

I love them... I love them both so much I nearly cried.

sonaaon · 2012-10-05T22:14:30+00:00

Your cats look like these guys! SO cute!

WaffleMonstar · 2012-10-05T22:15:41+00:00

Those cats have dicks in their faces.

sweetbritches · 2012-10-05T22:17:25+00:00

OMG they are both so cute!...Especially Tard..olol

alkoid · 2012-10-05T22:21:42+00:00

I wonder what they would taste like? I mean between peta killing of above 90 percent of their rescues and the amount of "chicken and duck meat" actually going to restaurants there is a massive discrepancy. But just in case... Lick your pussies and tell us if they taste like chicken or not?

JimDandy63 · 2012-10-05T22:23:00+00:00

She is just SOOOO adorable!!! she makes me smile everytime I see her

ProLikeThis · 2012-10-05T22:27:29+00:00

I think its about time we have a tard sub. I want daily updates minimum of this cat

24tothefloor · 2012-10-05T22:27:47+00:00

Is Tard a cat who gets into everything ? or does he just hang out ? Just a general question. He looks like he makes that face because he wouldn't want you to suspect hes up to no good : )

veloBOSS · 2012-10-05T22:29:34+00:00

Is there actually something wrong with her or does she just look funny?

thecloudswillattack · 2012-10-05T23:10:28+00:00

I love these guys...

Muscar · 2012-10-06T00:45:45+00:00

Read the title as "Party Hard".

duckandcover · 2012-10-06T00:55:39+00:00

I believe "Tard" is considered an offensive term by the seriously moronic.

paxcorpus · 2012-10-06T00:57:25+00:00

Okay, I don't usually pay much attention to cat pictures... but this. THIS.

N3rdiByNatur3 · 2012-10-06T01:01:18+00:00

She looks mildly Siamese-y

SarahsPotatoFarm · 2012-10-06T01:15:08+00:00

Oh my goodness. Im going to die via cuteness.

spasemarine · 2012-10-06T01:26:58+00:00

NOPE.

stpauliguy · 2012-10-06T01:28:30+00:00

0_0 o_0

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