Just baking National Socialist Cookies

classyplastic · 2012-09-26T18:10:15+00:00

she might be Buddhist?

slackeyed · 2012-09-26T19:56:42+00:00

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Old habits die hard.	103^coms	567^pts	10^mos	WTF
Grandma's cookies have long been heiled 'world's purest'.	24^coms	76^pts	1^yr	funny
Aww your grandma made cook... oh...	3^coms	49^pts	8^mos	funny
Meanwhile in Germany...	20^coms	65^pts	10^mos	funny
OMFG Grandma, no!	31^coms	200^pts	1^yr	WTF
Gramma Nazi	23^coms	90^pts	1^yr	pics

Bro_Hawkins · 2012-09-26T17:06:02+00:00

Where are the Hot Iron Cross Buns?

STUN_Runner · 2012-09-26T15:10:49+00:00

How did they taste?

They were all reich.

Jukepot · 2012-09-26T17:12:06+00:00

I remember when this was last posted, I pointed out, "Hey! Those are going the wrong way!"

..."Flip them over" was the response I got. Never have I felt so stupid.

TheDentite · 2012-09-26T19:03:13+00:00

These comments are fucking terrible.

rptwinkie · 2012-09-26T17:37:40+00:00

Those are Navajo peace symbols.

yourpenisinmyhand · 2012-09-26T21:04:27+00:00

I love all the people saying "The swastika used to mean something something a long time ago..." as if that changes anything about what it means in present day. You know damn well that when 99% of the world sees a swastika, they think of Nazis.

draco4300 · 2012-09-26T22:02:50+00:00

dude the nazi party was not socialist, it was fascist.

Thizzlamic · 2012-09-26T22:42:51+00:00

The Fascists hated the Socialists...

Wumselito · 2012-09-26T17:40:05+00:00

I bet those are awesome to dip in chocolate sauce. Droppin every hook in chocolate and yuuummmm.

Caledonian_Scot · 2012-09-26T20:31:26+00:00

How exactly are they Socialist?

Roderick111 · 2012-09-26T16:34:57+00:00

Kid tested, Hitler approved.

iceevil · 2012-09-26T15:33:28+00:00

hm. only three of the cookies are real "Hakenkreuze".

3AYATS · 2012-09-26T18:11:31+00:00

Are these for Kyle?

Shniggles · 2012-09-26T19:53:26+00:00

BeccaFallsAlot · 2012-09-26T22:24:35+00:00

Socialism and fascism are on the opposite sides of the spectrum.... Just saying.

basec0m · 2012-09-26T18:07:29+00:00

Ahhh.... warm crispy hate... thanks granny!

CCCP904 · 2012-09-26T18:56:34+00:00

Those are definitely fascist cookies but who's counting the "March on Berlin" by the Soviets or anything?! :\

asstits · 2012-09-26T19:16:45+00:00

'Goodbye Hitler!'

It's a movie reference.

glass_hedgehog · 2012-09-26T19:20:47+00:00

They might be Buddhist cookies, or cookies to put on maps in Japan to pinpoint "you are here."

Dud3wtf · 2012-09-26T19:50:23+00:00

Id rather have burnt cookies than a burnt Reichstag.

MrLovelife · 2012-09-26T19:58:17+00:00

Let's be honest ok, if they tasted good enough we would eat them.

IAteCookieM · 2012-09-26T20:23:24+00:00

I'd kill for cookies, any cookies

Digita1B0y · 2012-09-26T20:32:00+00:00

Careful, Nona! Backwards swastikas make the baby Hitler cry!

DirtyFuckingMind · 2012-09-26T21:06:50+00:00

Do you think she's into greek?

tommyschoolbruh · 2012-09-26T21:22:35+00:00

Those aren't Nazi swastikas, even if that was her intent. Use this easy to remember formula to figure it out.

Nazi's were very very right wing, as such, their swazis point to the right, not the left.

ohheythatguy · 2012-09-26T21:32:12+00:00

Great to dunk in milk!

spikeshouse33 · 2012-09-26T21:36:17+00:00

where do you find this kind of cookie cutter?

drmockelfish · 2012-09-26T22:03:18+00:00

I baked cookies for your Nazi party.

dasdingo · 2012-09-26T22:05:13+00:00

They look more like gingerbread men that have flung themselves from off the roof of a burning building.

FrankCashio · 2012-09-26T22:09:17+00:00

Its a good luck symbol. the Nazis adopted it 1920s it doesn't make it theirs . Fuck the Nazis who said they get the swastika now.

OnlyBrainLeft · 2012-09-26T22:11:01+00:00

But... those are Buddhist swastikas

wargasm40k · 2012-09-26T22:26:47+00:00

Damnit only three of them are turned right. She is obviously jewish, to the oven with her!

Watchwolf · 2012-09-26T22:33:00+00:00

I don't care if you are a Nazi or a Buddhist. Cookies are cookies, man...

thugl1f3 · 2012-09-26T22:34:30+00:00

http://reclaimtheswastika.tumblr.com/

jeppest · 2012-09-26T22:35:35+00:00

They're not all Nazi cookies. Some of them are pointing to the left which I do believe is some sort of sun symbol.

DaemonJerky · 2012-09-26T22:35:36+00:00

OH SHIT, SWASTIKAS. I've never seen anything more /r/wtf material.

bumfromthefuture · 2012-09-26T22:44:13+00:00

What do cookies and jews have in common?

Relevantspite · 2012-09-26T23:00:50+00:00

The Nazis we totalitarian

evanbunnell · 2012-09-26T23:05:20+00:00

Manji. 卍 - まんじ

jemminger · 2012-09-26T23:34:53+00:00

Had better be a gas oven.

alexvenegas · 2012-09-26T23:43:17+00:00

They're going the right way.Buddhist symbol.

pxpxpx · 2012-09-26T23:53:15+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/mTJWF.jpg

My mom made me this. I love my mom!

SilentTheTyrant · 2012-09-27T00:02:46+00:00

*communist

Bigsuga · 2012-09-27T00:13:53+00:00

Those aren't swastikas.

promiscuous_platypus · 2012-09-27T00:20:03+00:00

laces out

DenimChicken154 · 2012-09-27T00:21:26+00:00

just like grandma used to make

ne99ne · 2012-09-27T00:29:24+00:00

And looking appropriately dour.

IanTerry · 2012-09-27T01:01:50+00:00

Just me le baking le cookies of le Hitler..... I did Nazi that one coming. Anne Frankly, I find this offensive. Something about ovens and the holocaust. Wait did you guys know that like the swastika like means some other things too besides Nazi?

Fuck y'all

HeyyyNow · 2012-09-27T01:18:29+00:00

Fuck her and her cookies.

Goliath821 · 2012-09-27T01:22:06+00:00

Grandma's Homemade SwastiCookies! Mmmmmmm!

skyman724 · 2012-09-27T01:22:55+00:00

This isn't WTF. Granny did nothing wrong.

ramona-ramones · 2012-09-27T01:26:12+00:00

Socialist? Nazis are contra socialists and vice-versa. Hitler himself disdained socialism in his policies.

whatapest · 2012-09-27T01:32:03+00:00

Quick, someone give her a shove. Lets see how granny likes being in an oven.

TardShutter · 2012-09-27T01:38:41+00:00

Swastikookies!

hflol · 2012-09-27T02:15:20+00:00

Some of those are symbols of peace.

goblackbeard · 2012-09-27T02:15:38+00:00

Before it was used by the nazis, it was a sign of peace

luke37 · 2012-09-27T02:25:55+00:00

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Macdaddy357 · 2012-09-27T04:00:57+00:00

I did nazi that coming.

Oddin85 · 2012-09-27T06:06:52+00:00

She has the derp eyes

wolfguardian72 · 2012-09-27T07:29:41+00:00

Dammit, Grandma! Now everyone at the temple is going to think I'm a Nazi!

dynasonic · 2012-09-26T18:51:14+00:00

What will it take to get the Germans to end their morbid fascination with ovens?

wonderpickle2147 · 2012-09-26T18:57:21+00:00

Nazi swastikas have the legs pointing the other way. They made their swastikas the opposite of peace (war) by mirroring the swastikas known to mean peace.

Those cookies are not for Nazis.

for_kicks · 2012-09-26T19:46:13+00:00

One time at grandma's house my dad decided to take down on of her many boxes of letters and keepsakes to go through them because 1) his family has no concept of boundaries and privacy and 2) I think he believed her mind was deteriorating and wanted her to refresh her memory or at the very least talk about her life so he would feel closer to her when she died.

So we're going through this box. It has a long of stuff from school, and I mean from kindergarten and up, little projects and papers, it was pretty cool. I take out this 3rd grade report on "Indians." It was on green paper, hand written with elaborate decorations on the cover.

I open it up, expecting a late 1920's take on Native Americans. They was two sentences, well written, but it was surrounded by huge swastikas. There were 4 huge ones, 1 large one in each corner, an entire boarder of them, and smaller swastikas littering the page like polka dots. I showed my dad, immediately thinking "Omg grandma's a Nazi" and he thought that too. He didn't say anything for awhile but I finally spoke up, "Grandma. Why did you draw swastikas all over your report?"

She takes the paper and looks it over, shrugs, and says, "I just thought it looked cool. It was a popular sign." She's very aloof, especially in recent years, but it's still weird to think about swastikas doodled everywhere on her school work.

Moral of the story: you may think your grandma is a Nazi, but she might've just been a stupid kid.

let_them_burn · 2012-09-26T19:55:16+00:00

Meanwhile in Argentina...

Verynicholas · 2012-09-26T19:59:37+00:00

its actually a peace symbol until she turns the pan at a 90 degree angle.

guy_lovejoy · 2012-09-26T20:02:50+00:00

T_T buddist symbols...

scarr3g · 2012-09-26T20:14:08+00:00

Looks like Navajo crosses to me.

SlenderGranDad · 2012-09-26T21:10:10+00:00

Just to say the Nazi's were fascists and hated socialists.

Indexius · 2012-09-26T21:13:24+00:00

fascist? I thought nazis were fascist.

MetalikZX · 2012-09-26T19:31:39+00:00

That's not socialism symbol, it's a nazi swastika!

drippinganalwart · 2012-09-26T20:21:34+00:00

FYI, National Socialist is not a synonym for Nazi. From wiki:

Parties in various contexts have referred to themselves as National Socialist parties. Because there is no clear definition of national socialism, the term has been used to mean very different things. Since the rise of German Nazism, which called itself "National Socialism", the term has been used in Europe and North America almost exclusively by political parties with combined authoritarian, racial and nationalist views. However, in other parts of the world, which had little contact with German Nazism, the term "National Socialism" is sometimes used by parties that define themselves as socialist and patriotic, without being racist. In addition, the term was also used by non-racist groups in Europe before the rise of Nazism.

The more you know...

Jimmyjame1 · 2012-09-26T18:41:17+00:00

What the fuck does Nazism have to do with Socialism?

go-rot-in-a-sewer · 2012-09-26T19:07:55+00:00

lol i like making symbols to piss off people. Learn from what happened and move on...

i still want to burn a pentagram into the churches floor with thermite ^{^.}

Mavrocordat · 2012-09-26T20:39:04+00:00

I think communists are socialist and nazis are fascist. There is a difference

Dura_TV · 2012-09-26T21:48:40+00:00

There is a very important difference between nazism, socialism and communism. They are all ideoligies, as are facism, capitalism and so on.

Don't start mixing them and imply that socialism (which actually is a functional system) is like nazism. I makes you seem stupid and intolerant.

WTF

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