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[–]justanotherblackguy 58 points59 points ago

this gif moves way too fucking fast bro

[–]nms9807 24 points25 points ago

GIF. Wat r u doin? GIF. stahp.

[–]grisioco 2 points3 points ago

[–]reticent_loam 47 points48 points ago

In a few months....

http://i.imgflip.com/25w0.jpg

[–]antisomething 15 points16 points ago

Was that Ice-T?

[–]kmturg 18 points19 points ago

No, I think it was wine. sarcasm

[–]oh_well_nevermind 4 points5 points ago

the more important question here is.. was that coco..clothed?

[–]jimblob32 -5 points-4 points ago

More important question is, who is Coco?

[–]oh_well_nevermind 1 point2 points ago

[–]CyborgCraig 18 points19 points ago

When that girl said "oh no!," I heard it in Jeffrey's voice, from family guy.

[–]Chazzey_dude 3 points4 points ago

"Ah've gone and stung mahself!"

[–]yeathl 3 points4 points ago

"Good-bah world"

[–]CaptainObliviousIII 1 point2 points ago

Wah-neigh...

[–]grisioco 0 points1 point ago

I must either be high or I stopped watching family guy before Jeffrey was introduced as a character. Or both. Which is it?

[–]El_Fader 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]CyborgCraig 0 points1 point ago

I apologize. It's Bruce, and Jeffery is his boyfriend. Source : http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Jeffrey

[–]HeyLeo 3 points4 points ago

The damn white girl got her Franzia on the baby again...

[–]yeathl 2 points3 points ago

wealth is wasted on the impossibly stupid.

[–]andshewas_45 3 points4 points ago

Why is she drinking red wine from a goldfish bowl?

[–]Soylent_Hero 4 points5 points ago

Because Floozy.

[–]andshewas_45 1 point2 points ago

Boozy Floozy!

[–]ImAmazing 2 points3 points ago

Accidentally spilling something on a kid? What a horrible monster!

[–]adish 2 points3 points ago

its wine, not acid

[–]Crespy 0 points1 point ago

Finally my slow Internet comes in handy

[–]Rickhwt 1 point2 points ago

Boobs