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[–]SuperSchmyd 5 points6 points ago

Yay, original content.

title comnts points age /r/
Control yourself! 64coms 699pts 4mos funny
when friend becomes foe 0coms 4pts 27dys funny
How you know your cat is retarded 5coms 74pts 27dys funny
How you know your cat is a little bit different from the others... 0coms 20pts 27dys funny
When friend becomes foe 0coms 7pts 28dys funny
The cat's thought process: Time to lick the balls, shit, something's licking my balls... KICK THEM IN THE FACE! OMG SOMETHING'S KICKING ME IN THE FACE! BITE! 17coms 206pts 1mo gifs
The cat's thought process: Time to lick the balls, shit, something's licking my balls... KICK THEM IN THE FACE! OMG SOMETHING'S KICKING ME IN THE FACE! BITE! 1com 2pts 1mo pics
saw this and had to share. possible repost; don't care 2coms 6pts 1mo aww
Suddenly, friend becomes foe [gif] 163coms 879pts 1mo funny
Suddenly, friend becomes foe [gif] 1com 23pts 1mo funny
Cats are retarded 113coms 876pts 4mos funny
I'll have your leg! 3coms 222pts 5mos gifs
Conquering the inner enemy 3coms 79pts 6mos funny
No Need to beat yourself up 233coms 976pts 7mos funny
Restless leg syndrome 5coms 176pts 7mos gifs
Pretty much sums up the inner struggle I have about some of the porn I watch. 0coms 12pts 8mos funny
Lu Cat 63coms 716pts 8mos gifs
stophittingyourself stophittingyourself stophittingyourself stophittingyourself stophittingyourself 8coms 45pts 1yr funny
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 112coms 901pts 1yr pics
Stop hitting yourself 3coms 12pts 1yr pics
selfbicyclekick 192coms 879pts 1yr funny
Self Abusing Pussy. (SFW) 0coms 11pts 1yr pics
XPost from r/gifs 12coms 63pts 1yr funny
Attack . . attack . .ATTACK . .. ow, oh, wait . . .ow. 19coms 316pts 1yr gifs
Don't beat yourself up 0coms 5pts 1mo aww

[–]Goldy333 -3 points-2 points ago

What! WHAT FEET!!!!???? I bite you bitch!??!!!!

[–]DoxBox -3 points-2 points ago

He got into a fight with himself...